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Many zines throughout history have been lowbrow. That was their whole shtick really. But sometimes haphazard photocopying and an overload of cut and paste can be enough to cause a Xerox-type headache. Jiffy, however, represents a new era of beautifully-crafted zines. Edited by Simon Blight and Rowan Tedge, this work of art (in a limited-to-100 run) features not only some very fine Australian illustrators and photographers but also a selection of talented artists emerging from woodwork all over the world.
The cover is screen-printed onto a tactile stock that will have you stroking it like a pet. Rowan Tedge’s Where’s Wally-esque cover art is standout. Inside you’ll find the wondrous and eclectic talents of Jon Burgerman, Jeremyville, photographer Max Olijnyk, Andrew Long, Ian Stevenson, Mehdi Hercberg, Slok, Kab101, Alas76 and Alex Barry.
Really it’s the perfect mix of form and function – much like a Gehry-designed Guggenheim housing the works of Picasso and Jeffery Smart. There are only a few circulating Melbourne, so be glad this is the first in a series of many to come, because Jiffy is going to be one hot tamale.
By Tait Ischia |
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What:
Jiffy
Where:
Metropolis, L3 Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne
How much:
$17 |
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As live bands go, The Horrors are just about the most exciting and entertaining act around at the minute. Their shows are riotous, mesmerising and, truth-be-told, darn scary to boot. Add to this a series of now-collectable EPs and it’s plain to see why these kohl-smattered lads have gathered such a gaggle of resolute fans beneath their charcoal cloaks.
Yet it seems that with this, the South London confrontationalists’ anarchic debut LP, they’re unlikely to win many new ones. But then, who really cares with such a jaw dropping effort? Not these fad-shunning rapscallions, that’s for sure. These Horrors cats are playing for themselves and to hell with those who don’t get it.
Hanging from the rafters of Dickensian orphanages, it’s a ferocious assault of the senses – 11 tracks of thunderclap guitar, halloween organ and ghostly growls and shouts channelling a plethora of delightfully obscure inspirations from Screaming Lord Sutch to The Birthday Party.
From uber-director Chris Cunningham’s favourite ‘Sheena Is A Parasite’ to the obsessive compulsive driven ‘Count in Fives’and ‘Gloves’, this is a pure psych-garage freak out, a brilliant wave of dirty surf-rock crashing on the shore of a very British kind of rockabilly.
By Josh Gardiner
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What:
Strange House
Who:
The Horrors
On:
Loog / Universal
MySpace:
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Curated by Miso and Ghostpatrol, Drawing Fancy takes the whole stencil thing back to basics. Eighteen local and international street artists / illustrators (including Akiro, 8-bit, Acorn, Elph, Slug, Zombie Trash and more) turn their full attention to paper. Traversing the achingly cute to the downright disturbing, these are illustrations that will hang in your parlour long after the ravages of time and elements have erased all but a neon shadow (and the distant memory of certain people’s street cred) from laneway walls.
By Kate Scott
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What:
Drawing Fancy – A Collection of Modern Illustration
Where:
J-Studios Artist Community, 100 Barkly St, North Fitzroy
When:
Until May 20, 12-8pm daily
How much:
free |
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Nestled in the heart of the newly re-upped Manchester Lane sits the hottest new joint to open in Meltown: Provider. With its high ceilings and oak accents, this is the one sneaker boutique that sets itself apart from the ever-growing popularity of footwear/streetwear stores. Having had massive success with their sister store in Prahran, partners Mel and Chris bring exclusive proddy such as Nike, New Balance, Alife and Vans as well as hard to find clothing by Undefeated, For the Homies, Hundreds and local kids Schwipe to the CBD. Stay tuned for special “drops” of hard to find brands and a special collab with New Balance instore soon! As we say in the kicks world “Pull the Trigger yo!”
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What:
PRVDR
Where:
11 Manchester La, Melbourne
When:
Mon-Thur 10-6, Fri 10-7, Sat 10-6, Sun 11-5
Contact:
9654 4055 |
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Does THIS fill you with awe? Does THIS make you laugh? And do you not want to end up doing THIS this winter?
Well if you answered YES to all three questions then we suggest you go to Warren Miller’s Off The Grid. ‘The Grid’ is a metaphor for the boundaries and routines of everyday life and being off it means that you are either an extreme skier, clinically insane, or quite possibly, both. Showcasing big mountain skiing in Kashmir, the endless powder of Steamboat, Reggie Christ escaping from an Alaskan avalanche and Jamie Pierre’s world record-setting 25-story cliff jump it will stop your heart with both its action and cinematography.
By Chris Barton
Win:
To win a double pass to the 9pm show on Saturday May 26 send us an email with the subject heading ‘SNOW’ to win@threethousand.com.au |
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What:
Warren Miller’s Off The Grid
Where:
Forum Theatre, Corner Flinders and Russell Sts, Melbourne
When:
Wed May 23 to Sun May 27
See the website for session times and bookings
How much:
Adult $22, Student $19, Group (min 8) $19
Book at Ticketek outlets, ticketek.com.au or call 132 849.
(Each person attending the film is also entitled to a 2 for 1 lift ticket offer to either Hotham or Falls Creek)
Watch the trailer:
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All of the Above is a collaborative space where artistic genius is pooled together to bring us great new things to look at, indulge in and wear. As such, designer Elliot Tryst of in-house label Tryst, has just designed some ace new jumpers. These 100% cotton numbers come in grey and black, and will undoubtedly keep the chill off your chest throughout the winter months. They’re all about logo simplicity and, like a Mars a day, they’re good for work, rest and play.
There are some other pieces in the pipeline for Tryst, mostly for the ‘above’ regions, ie: more jumpers and printed t-shirts, but for the meantime, if you want some jumper love, go to All of the Above.
By Caroline Clements
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‘above’ jumpers by Tryst
Where:
All of the Above,109 Victoria St, Fitzroy
Or here
How much:
$85
Contact:
8415 0461 or email info@alloftheabove.com.au |
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So you thought you could finally pull out your Milli Vanilli cassettes you keep hidden in an old shoebox under your bed. It isn’t time to reveal suppressed memories just yet, but Hell Yeah Projects are offering you a boozy night away from reggae-pop nostalgia.
Roxanne will be hosting this year’s Blame It On The Rain to expose some of Melbourne’s hidden talent. The deal is that you turn up, watch artists at work over a beverage and absorb tunes. Simple. It will remind you that the creative process is just as enthralling as the final product and that wine tastes that little bit better when it’s free.
Featured are artists Rachel Ang, Brooke Bobridge, Buff Diss, Emma Crisp, Nathan Gray, Joe Griffiths, Yok, Kristina Sabaroedin, Side Project and Chloe Vallance. DJ’s include Mafia, Manchild, Mu-Gen and Paz.
If you really feel the urge to rock up in thigh hugging leather pants, with long flowing dreadlocks resting on your bare chest we doubt you’ll be let in.
By Isabel Dunstan |
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What:
Blame it on the Rain
Where:
Roxanne Parlour, L3, 2 Coverlid Place, Melbourne
When:
Tonight, Wed May 16, 6.30-10.30
How Much:
free entry
two for one spirits 6.30-7.30, wine provided. |
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In the land of leavened bread, the one-holed delicacy is king. B-nugs. Jewish Doughnuts. Freaky Crullers. Holy Scones. Love Muffins. Whichever way you slice it, the bagel rules supreme in complex carb delivery.
Rumour has it that certain bagel chains in California literally ship enormous drums of New York tap water cross-country in attempts to bake the boiled bullion. Lucky for us all, you don't have to go that far. That's right, no more sweating it out in customs, wondering if that cinnamon raisin goodness on your person is going to warrant a body-cavity search. Simply trot your tuchus down to Glick’s.
Apart from a wide variety of plain and seeded bagels for takeaway or sandwiches, Glick’s also offers a smorgasbord of blintzes, latkes, and other oddly-worded foods that will blow your tiny mind, not to mention the most oddly spacious dining room in the city, and a totally awesome mezuzah.
Handy hints for the new comer: try to avoid the Friday Shabbat rush. Go the garlic and herb bagel. Toasted. Cream cheese both sides, with smoked salmon and red onion… and call your Mother more often.
By Jeremy Wortsman |
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What:
Glick’s Cakes & Bagels
Where:
325 Flinders La, Melbourne
When:
Mon-Fri, 7.30-4.30
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9614 0533 |
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What:
Little Red residency
When:
Wednesdays in May, 8pm
Where:
The Tote, 71 Johnston St, Collingwood
How much:
$5 |
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Only two Wednesdays at the Tote with Little Red left! People this is no time for at staying home pressing your ‘60s suits, just go out and let this sharp, li’l ironed band put you to shame with their four-part harmonies and their matching ties. Go for the warm up BBQ, and catch Squeaks & Squeals and the sweet but dirtier garage of Magnum Gumbo Detonator. |
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What:
Art at the Alley
When:
Wed 16 May , 8-11pm
Where:
Alley Bar, AC/DC Lane, Melbourne
How much:
$12 entry |
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Being invited to charity galas is just one part of being rich. The other part is floating in a pool with a cigar. If you’re like us and do neither of these then here’s your chance to live the dream. Step one: find a cheap cigar and wait ‘til your neighbour has left their pool conveniently deserted. Step two: attend Art at the Alley. It’s a charity event run for the benefit of Child Wise; an organisation dedicated to preventing the sexual abuse and exploitation of children in Australia and overseas. On show will be a range of thirty student artworks including stencil art, jewellery, drawing, etchings, collage, photography and paintings, all going under the hammer in a predicted price range of $20 – $50. There’s live music too.
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What:
Love of Diagrams album launch, Mosaic
When:
Fri May 18, 8.30pm
Where:
Northcote Social Club, 301 High Street, Northcote
How much:
$10 + BF from here, or $12 on the door if still available
Contact:
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2006 has been a big year for the Melbourne trio – they signed an international deal with legendary label Matador (home to Interpol and Cat Power, among others), and recorded their latest album Mosaic. They’re supported by The Crayon Fields and Spider Vomit. These bands for this price is madness. They’ll need Top Shop’s security on the door. |
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What:
The Valentinos
Where:
Click Click, Brown Alley, Corner King and Lonsdale St, Melbourne
When:
Sat May 19 |
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After this weekend’s show The Valentinos are changing their name and this has implications on more things than just their myspace URL. In July, they will be releasing the first single from their debut album which was recorded by Berlin’s Ewan Pearson and embracing the freedom that only a name change can afford. Or, maybe they’re just going into witness protection. |
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"Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadies are just imitating, (etc)” If, like Eminem, you ain't so keen on imitators and are searching for the real deal, Shady Kids have got your eyes covered. With original WayFarers, 'Stick-em-on-your-face' Bolles and Carreras, the Shadies filter the best sunnies and upload them straight on site.
Turns out the Kids aren’t only hoarding the lastest in slick shades, but generous to boot. We have an $100 gift voucher up for grabs, to be spent on any of the sweet Raybans, Oroton (pictured) or vintage one offs Just answer the following question:
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This week’s question:
The real Slim Shady is…
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working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
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sitting next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
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paying child support to Kim Mathers
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not a real blonde
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To be in the running send your postal address and answer to win@threethousand.com.au, winners only will be notified by email. |
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