Thursday 5th – 10th July

Depending on whom you ask, love is either a dog from hell or a rollercoaster. Either way, this week at ThreeThousand love is an editorial hook and hell is our editor. Thanks to Mace Williams and the good-looking, far-more-talented-than-us staff at Hells Kitchen for taking the helm.

From a love-inspired album to an ugly lovechild, from stuff that burned down to stuff that will last forever, this week we’re watching the flames of desire and destruction lick at our ankles. Got editorial feedback? Pop into Hells Kitchen in Centre Place this week, they will sort you out and sell you a fine bottle of Coopers while they’re at it.

ThreeThousand Issue 112 – love is hell

 

Cover photo by Paaula van Beek. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au

 

Images from jmag launch party at Ding Dong

 
   


Office supplies weapons
Car tents
Vibe
Japanese tetris
Love Bryan
Outlaws

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Supplying weapons
Car sickness
Vibraphone dude
Chinese burns
Hate mail
Selling out

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Just like a real Holmes novel, the Penguin website only gives you a few tantalizing clues as to the contents of this beautiful box set. Bound in classic Penguin orange and white are ten of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s best grimy, fog-obscured London mysteries. The Sherlock Holmes Slipcase will look great above any fireplace, where it will come in handy if you want to lose yourself in a classic on a cold and windy Melbourne night. Although beware – as cool as it is to be seen reading you could end up looking like a wanker if these are the only books on display in your entire house. l bought mine at The Paperback Bookshop. “Elementary my dear Watson…”

By Hells Kitchen

What:
The Sherlock Holmes Slipcase

Where:
The Paperback Bookshop, 60 Bourke St, Melbourne

How much:
$49.95

Contact:
96621396
 
 
 

This is beautiful music made by beautiful people. I don’t mean this in a derogatory sense, this is music borne of the love between two people and it shines through in their emotive lyrics, pure melodies and on their MySpace site in the form of their wedding photos. Aislyn and Ryan Van Kriedt are not afraid of that four-letter word and all its thrills and spills. These guys aren’t trying to break new ground and that’s fine because what they do, they do damn well. Sing for Sunday, their debut LP, makes love sound cool again.  For those of you who need comparisons don’t be so lazy just be prepared for your heart to leap out of your chest because Sunsplit know which strings to pull and when.

By Hells Kitchen

What:
Sing for Sunday

Who:
Sunsplit

When:
Now available for digital download

Where:
Apollo Audio
Northern Star Records
 
   
 
 
 

Two awesome galleries collide in this show, which brings hundreds of pieces of Williamsburg, Brooklyn to Third Drawer Down in St Kilda. The Cinders Gallery in New York was founded by artist Kelie Bowman and her boyfriend, Sto, three years ago. They named it Cinders because Bowman’s house had just burned down while she went on a ten-minute beer run during a celebration of their newly signed lease. (Are you liking these guys already?)

Cinders is a storefront gallery and a social hub for Brooklyn artists. Bowman says she wanted to establish a space where artists could sell their work (and other things too) to support themselves. The BBQ launch that Abi Crompton has planned at Third Drawer Down will reflect the laid-back-clubhouse thing that Cinders has going on generally.

This exhibition represents a group of artists working on paper (a favoured medium at Cinders). They include the founders Bowman and Sto, plus John Orth, George Ferrandi, Kevin Hooyman, Matthew Feyld, Julien Langendorff, Zachary Rossman, Allyson Mellberg, Jeremy Taylor, Logan Macdonald, Justin Williams and Diane Barcelowsky (see some of them in spectacular hood outfits under the artists tab here). Think pencil, pen, paint, pop culture, punk and psychedelia. And some of the work is cheap as a slab of beer.

By Penny Modra

What:
Paper Swords Cinders Gallery show

Where:
Third Drawer Down Gallery, 52 Robe St, St Kilda

When:
Opens Sat July 7, 2-4pm
Runs until July 28

How much:
Exhibition free, artworks from around $150

Contact:
9534 4088
 
 
 

Forget Victoria markets, Camberwell or St Andrews markets, or any other hippy dive – Coburg Trash & Treasure is the real deal! Situated at the Coburg drive-in, it costs $1 per person to get in, unless you come from the Merri Creek bike path where you can step across rocks in the creek and climb a grassy hill and walk through a hole that’s been cut into the fence and save yourself the fee.

The name says it all: trash & treasure! It's like a hundred garage sales in one. Amongst people’s junk sprawled onto tables or blankets on the ground you can find some real gems. Videos, records, jewellery, car parts, clothes, plants, toys... you name it! It is hit and miss though, some weeks are better then others, but you should leave with at least one piece of junk that will sit on your shelf for years until you decide to have a stall at the Coburg Trash & Treasure.

By Hells Kitchen

What:
Coburg Trash & Treasure

Where:
Coburg Drive-In, 155 Newlands Rd, Coburg

When:
Every Sunday 8am-2pm or 4pm (weather permitting)

How much:
Entry $1

Contact:
9791 2992
 
   
 
 
 

Someone needs to put Kevin Smith on suicide watch, because Knocked Up is the film he’s been trying to make for years. He fails because he can’t balance his bawdy comedy with anything like actual emotion. (Or, in Clerks 2, anything like actual humans.)

The man behind the surprisingly sweet The 40 Year Old Virgin and the much-loved (and cancelled after a single season) TV series Freaks and Geeks has shown Smith how to do it right in this new comedy juggernaut. By perfectly blending smut with heartfelt romantic mispairings, Judd Apatow has created a cinematic smart bomb. It simultaneously targets different audience demographics – male/female; indie/blockbuster; highbrow/lowbrow – without compromising the film as a whole.

Quotable catchphrases are becoming the death of comedy, and the best thing about Apatow's Knocked Up is that his improvised style doesn’t demand you VOTE FOR PEDRO. There’s nothing here that you’ll see on a T-shirt in three months’ time. In fact, there are few actual punchlines – just genuine characters dealing with difficult situations using profane charm, bong-jokes and good faith.

By Martyn Pedler

What:
Knocked Up

Where:
Everywhere

When:
From July 5

Watch the trailer:
here

Win:
To giveaway, we have 5 double passes to Knocked Up valid for the season. Just email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line ‘knock my bitch up’.
 
 
 

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… there was an awesome art gallery called Per Square Metre!! As well as being run by the universe’s most amazing illustrators… they also sold some of Melbourne’s best affordable, contemporary street art, illustration and design based work!! If the rest of the universe knew what was good for them they would get their ass to 191-193 Johnston St. Collingwood and check it out and by some artwork!! If you like happy endings and you don’t want these amazing illustrators to starve to death then do the right thing!! Buy some GOODS!

(Opening this Saturday 6-9pm and running until July 22, you can catch a new show 'Tic Tac Ho' featuring work by Bbob, Deb, Isis, Myla, Poise and Sear.)

By Hells Kitchen

What:
Per Square Metre

Where:
191-193 Johnston St, Collingwood

When:
Wed-Sun 10am-6pm
 
   
 
 
 

The organisers say this collection of 44 black and white photographs is not a show about masterpieces. What is it then? Maybe it’s about the idea of a group. The show exhibits a group identity, and produces a kind of narrative and sense of belonging. But also dislocation, disarray and confusion. Milk crates, moving vans, junk.

The artists participating are Thomas Jeppe of Serps Press, (see his work on nownow), Tristan Ceddia, Chris Day, Tim Hillier, Ben Lichtenstein, Kate Moss, Max Olijnyk, Denny Stocks and Danny Young.

For once it’s nice to have a break from big old masterpieces and look some art in the eye. When did the NGV inspire you to get a BMX?

By Penny Modra

What:
Everything Forever

Where:
Rear, 672 Nicholson St, Fitzroy

When:
Opens Fri July 6, 6pm-9pm
Runs until July 20

How much:
Free
 
 
 

Whether you’re on your way out or on your way home this is the place to get your fill. Century egg and pork congee, Chinese doughnuts and spicy calamari is the combination you need to know to unlock this late night culinary den, THIS is the ultimate concoction at this late night eatery. The fact is you are going to look like a dumb white kid anyway so why not do it whilst sounding like you kind of know what you’re talking about. Just smile a lot and order a beer while you’re at it. Tsingtao is your best bet. The fact is your going to be treated like shit but the foods’ worth it, just remember to tip accordingly. 谢谢l爱您 (“thank you, l love you”).

By Hells Kitchen

What:
Ling Nam

Where:
204 Little Bourke St, city

When:
Mon-Sun, 5.30pm-4am

Contact:
9663 2347
 
 

What:
Brendan Huntley's Which Way To Go exhibition opening

Where:
Carlton Hotel & Studios, upper levels, 193 Bourke St, city

When:
Launching Thurs July 5, 6-9pm
Exhibition open Thus-Fri 4-8pm; Sat-Sun 12-4pm until July 15

 

Description:
Brendan Huntley's (Eddy Current Suppression Ring, vox) Which Way To Go displays an insight into his observations of consumption and collection. We don't want to give too much away - this one is precious - but hand-made everyday objects, reconstructed out of clay show that Huntley's has fed much love and talent and oddness into his work.

So you've been bedazzled by Brendan Huntley's creative flair on Thursday, but you just can't get enough. Why not attach yourself to his hip and go home with him? He won't mind. Curl up at the end of his bed after making him a cup of tea (chamomile and honey) he'll need it because the following night his sugar-fuelled body thrashing and on-stage antics with Eddy Current will win you over once again.

What:
Electrolight's Sustainable Light Fitting Design Competition launch

Where:
FAD Gallery, 14 Corrs Lane, city

When:
Launch Thurs July 6, 6pm

Contact:
9639 2700

 

Description:
Electrolight (the Australian architectural lighting design firm), shows that creative lighting goes beyond Swedish titles 'htspsck' and 'ghilkth'. They’re launching an exhibition at FAD Gallery this Thursday made up of entries in a recent design competition. The event responds to the Federal Government’s proposed ban (yes, another one) on incandescent light globes in 2009. From a lit-up robot to a lamp inspired by New Young Pony Club's ‘Ice Cream’ (by Melbourne’s Tai Snaith and her man), this is a weird and awesome light-globe-off type event. How cosy and wholesome for a Thursday night.

What:
Fabulous Diamonds 7” launch with Kes and Bad Tables

When:
Fri July 6

Where:
The Toff in Town, Lvl 2, 252 Swanston St, city

How much:
$10 on the door

Win:
We have 2 double passes to give away. Just email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line ‘no cubic zirconia for me’

 

Description:
Just because you've been so well behaved, we're treating you with a night out of hypnotic atmposherics from Fabulous Diamonds.

The Melbourne duo make avant garde music humbly disguised as pop minimalism. A counterpoint to all card-carrying local ‘art’ groups, this restlessly inventive Melbourne duo is without doubt the genuine article; truly experimental, defiant of glib categorisation, advanced and yet totally stoned-sounding. Together with psych-folk revivalists Kes and emotronic Bad Tables you'll be deliberating over what could be classified as post-trip-hop-reggaetronica-thrash with your lucky date.

What:
Primitive #6 with Eddy Current Suppression Ring and The Dead Farmers 7” launch

Where:
Roxanne Parlour. Lvl 3, 2 Coverlid Place, city

When:
Fri July 6, 9.30pm

How much:
$10 at the door

 

Description:
Some people always look for a reason to party. Primitive invite you to throw confetti in aid of their first birthday. The Dead Farmers will trek from Sydney to pull a party popper over their brand new 7". And as for Eddy Current - they don't need an excuse, (but Brendan might be happy have a break from your butt pinching and overwhelming attention over the past 24 hours).

What:
Marshall Jefferson

When:
Sat July 7, 11pm

Where:
The Motel, 172 York St, South Melbourne

How much:
$28 on the door

 

Description:
House music legend Marshall Jefferson returns! The pioneering Chicago producer who released the iconic Move Your Body way back in 1986 will be playing his first set in Melbourne in eight years this Saturday at Yum Yum. The first man to put piano to a house beat, his productions are iconic to say the least and have a raw energy that is sadly lacking in most of today’s over produced commercial releases. Put your Headkandi CD in the bin and come hear what it was like before house went “smooth & sexy" - rarely will a Melbourne dancefloor have a such an opportunity to cut loose and get sweaty.

 
   
 
 

Third Drawer Down’s collaboration with NY’s Cinders Gallery includes work by artist (and Cinders co-founder) Kelie Bowman.

Is Kelie bitter because her house burned down while she went on a beer run? Perhaps her art presents some clues. Her watercolours present surreal solutions to everyday problems of heartbreak, conflict and despair. Some characters battle out their differences by uprooting trees and fencing, while others are taken care of by house-headed heroines who use their chimneys to smoke out the enemy, leaving only a distant memory in their wake.

In what may be the world’s most perfect collaboration. Kelie has produced an ‘artkerchief’ with Third Drawer Down. You can buy your own (and the original artwork too) at Third Drawer Down. ThreeThousand has 10 to give away. Just answer the following question:

 

This week’s question:
I would use this hankie if

a) my house had just burned down
b) Kelie said it was OK
c) I was smoking out the enemy using my chimney

To be in the running send your answer and postal address to win@threethousand.com.au, winners will 0be notified by email.

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers and photographers who all like huddling under that big umbrella we like to call creativity. Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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