Wednesday 10th – 17th January

Let us begin this year with a couple of morbid words – opportunity cost. Put simply this means that for everything you do there is something else that you can’t do. Terrifying isn’t it? That is why 2007 is all about choosing wisely.

From this point on ThreeThousand is applying the mantra of ‘less is more’. More than the philosophical by-product of a big New Years, what this means is that we will be focusing on fewer things each week in order for you to get more out. After all, it is God and not the Devil that is in the details.

 

As usual we will be working hard to bring you the best content possible, yet in flexibility there is freedom, so from this point on our sections will occasionally rotate allowing us to feature the things that we want to as opposed to the things that we have to. This year we’re taking nothing for granted - every second of your time counts and we’re not here to waste it.

ThreeThousand Issue 087 – less is more

Cover photo by Jarrod Zlatic. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Are you in?
Utopian Typography
Amazing bikes
Metal pens
vNES
Indexed

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Or, are you out?
Dystopian recoveries
The Third Reich
Studded belts
Pests
Maths

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Aktifmag is closer to home than a MySpace stalker. Dissecting Australian culture with meat cleaver, one thing is for sure – no one is safe. Ask Minister For The Arts, Grant Smilie or the Bang Gang, who have allegedly been promoting un-protected gay sex to school kids.

There is also fun for the whole family with an ‘Are You An Aussie Celebrity?’ test, letters to Kinder Surprise and much more! This online magazine is free, although the lawsuits that it’s likely to incur will be expensive. So if you like to hate, laugh, or just look a bit closer at the things we sometimes take so seriously, then Aktifmag is on point. Hopefully it won’t be long before ThreeThousand and many others come under the knife, so if you want to be offended, stay tuned.

What:
Aktifmag Issue 8

Where:
Online at aktifmag.com

How much:
“Cheaper than a handjob in Footscray”

MySpace:
here
 
   
 
 
 

The story of Deerhoof is a long and complex one. Punctuated by band members leaving and angels arriving (Satomi – singer), audiences have nevertheless expanded as word about the wonderful complexity and energy of the Deerhoof sound has spread.

The title of their new album Friend Opportunity is fitting as it could be described as an extended hand, a welcoming for those that may have considered Deerhoof too “noise” for “pop”. The newfound accessibility is undeniable, but who said consistent ‘listenability’ was a bad thing? Especially if none of the imagination is lost.

Friend Opportunity is out Jan 22, 2007

What:
Friend Opportunity

Who:
Deerhoof

On:
Kill Rockstars / Trifekta (2007)

Myspace:
here

Related Links:
Deermix
ThreeThousand The Runners Four review
 
   
 
 
 

Romance Was Born is one of those labels that refuses to be pigeon-holed. Despite its acid-trip design tendencies (like boggle-eyed Dunlops and kaleidoscope leggings) the label’s catwalk debut was in a Sydney pub and its first in-store residency an ode to the Australian outback at Alice Euphemia - complete with lashings of lamingtons.

Upmarket in construction, but refreshingly down to earth in ego, the label is crafted by former East Sydney TAFE students Anna Plunkett and Luke Sales. With fabrics such as Egyptian cotton and silk with French and Italian lace, it is like children’s candy-fuelled tantrums in fashion form and you should fulfill your desires immediately.

A past internship with Galliano in Paris, as well as collaborations with artists such as Del Kathryn Barton and companies such as Dunlop, means Romance Was Born is more than a temporary love affair.

What:
Romance Was Born

Where:
Alice Euphemia, Shop 6, Cathedral Arcade, 37 Swanston St, Melbourne.

Contact:
9650 4300  

Related links:
Romance Was Born interview via Fashion Scoop
Romance Was Born Alice Euphemia residency with Del Kathryn Barton via Lost At E Minor
 
   
 
 
 

For all the flawless glamour that appears on a Paris catwalk, there’s a world of sharpened nails, frizzy hair and, of course, model rivalry behind it. In March 2005, Photographer Immo Klink (former assistant and studio manager to Wolfgang Tillmans) was given the heady task of capturing this parallel world at Paris Fashion Week. Commissioned by French newspaper Libération, over 10 days Klink recorded the technology, touch-ups and the sometimes-disturbing “beauties” that make up each 10-15 minute fashion show.

With a glare stronger than a pair of Versace nylons, Pret-a-Porter – Infrastructure Spectaculaire shows the instant coffee, cable-wired world behind the catwalk, contrasting the often dirty and rotting backstage spaces with the airbrushed beauty of the runway.

What:
Immo Klink, Pret-a-Porter – Infrastructure Spectaculaire

Where:
The Centre for Contemporary Photography, 404 George St, Fitzroy

When:
Until January 24

How much:
Free

Contact:
9417 1549

Image by:
Immo Klink

Related links:
Immo Klink
Paris Fashion Week 2007

 
 

What:
The Necks

When:
Wed Jan 10, 8.30pm

Where:
The Corner Hotel, 57 Swan St, Richmond

How much:
$25 + b/f online of the Corner Box Office on 9427 9198

 

Description:
Not too many Australian bands can lay claim to 13 albums, and Chemist is the latest for Sydney’s The Necks. A mix of jazz, synth and pop, it’s rare for a band to be going strongly outside Germany after so long in the business, we suggest you go and hear why.

What:
TROUGH feat. Limp Wrist

When:
Thursday Jan 11, 9p

Where:
Geddes Lane, Cnr King and Flinders Lane

How much:
$16

 

Description:
Missing Link and TROUGH present Limp Wrist the ‘totally queer straight-edge punk rock band’ from the US. They are supported by Fabulous Diamonds, Hysterical Pregancy and Kimberly. DJs Battlekat and Vinyl Richie will also be playing show tunes. To get a taste listen to some of their songs such as ‘Fake Fags Fuck Off’ go to their MySpace page.

What:
Snowman

When:

Thurs Jan 11, 9pm

Where:
The Northcote Social Club, 301 High St, Northcote

How much:
$12 + b/f

 

Description:
Ironically Summer has turned out to be the season of choice for Perth’s Snowman. First they hit Meredith, now they’re trawling with The Temper Trap on a national tour and at the end of the month they head around the country again with the Big Day Out. Catch these guys up close at the NSC before you have to battle a fat sweaty guy in a mosh pit to catch a glimpse of them at all.

What:
Trentemøller

When:
Fri Jan 12, 11pm

Where:
The Prince Bandroom, 29 Fitzroy St, St Kilda

How much:
$30 + b/f here or from the Prince Box Office on 9536 1168

 

Description:
Since his debut in 1997 with DJ Tom, Danish DJ Anders Trentemøller has been mixing at parties all around the world. Spend five minutes on his MySpace and you’ll understand why Trentemoller’s name is respected in music circles spanning indie to metal. Catch him before the release of his debut album later this year. With DJ Tom, Mike Callander, Aram Chapers, Dave Pham, Virginia Le, Cecile, Harris Robotis and Gavin Keitel.

What:
Tic Toc Tokyo

When:
Sat Jan 13, 8pm 

Where:
The Spanish Club, 59-61 Johnston St, Fitzroy

How much:
NA

 

Description:
Back from their end-of-year tour with Sydney’s Dardanelles, indie outfit Tic Toc Tokyo are spending some time on home state soil. With Et Al, Go Genre Everything and Major Major.

 
 

Sometimes the best cultural things in Melbourne can be hard to find, but smart publications like the Melbourne Design Guide are making the once inaccessible, pocket-sized. Created by a group of Melbourne-based design brains: Design Institute of Australia President Paul Charlwood, Propeller’s Ewan McEoin and Viviane Stappmans and Studio Round, the book opens up the city’s creative spaces and the communities behind them spanning the built environment, craft, fashion and visual culture (to name a few). The team are already working on a similar Sydney guide, with plans for Brisbane down the track. Order one online for $30 or answer the question below to win one of two copies.

 



To be in the running send us a low-res image of one of your favourite pieces of local design with information on where you can find it and who it’s by. Send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au
by Friday Jan 12, 5pm. Only winners will be notified.

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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