Wednesday 28th February – 7th March

It’s time to fight dirty. To claim victory over your life no matter who or what stands in your way. So whether your week has been as over the top as WWE, as whimsical as Monkey Magic, as dirty a Tyson fight or as weird as midgets kick-boxing, ThreeThousand Issue 094 is here to show you some moves. Karate chop with Kim Jones, butterfly kick with Bus Gallery’s new exhibition, duck and weave with The Illusionist, or just run away with any one of our featured parties from Children of the Night to $crilla.

 

ThreeThousand 094 – below the belt

Images from St Jeromes Laneway Festival will be posted on NowNow pics tonight, sorry we are still hungover.

Cover by Tristan Lutze. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Ben Folds vs NWA
Killa' cam
Al Gore
The magic number 3
Were's the beef

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Ben Folds
Cuuurtis
Global Warming
Magic
Were's the beef beef

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Sometimes seeing the movie before you read the book can be kind of OK. But this relies on many things including casting so creative it outruns anything your imagination could invent (cases in point include Kathleen Turner as Mrs Lisbon in The Virgin Suicides, Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone and that creepy redrum kid in The Shining).

Other times, it’s vitally important to read a book first, before the images of Cate Blanchett and the Bond-tainted Judi Dench for instance, are burned irrevocably onto your retinas. In short, go and grab Zoë Heller’s Notes on a Scandal quick smart. Published in 2003, Notes is Heller’s second novel, and was shortlisted that year for the Man Booker Prize. It’s a mini symphony of betrayal told by a vividly disturbed narrator. But with such an innocuous, everyday school and home backdrop that the veiled menace rivals dinnertime at Laura Palmer’s house.

By Penny Modra

What:
Notes on a Scandal

Who:
Zoë Heller

Where:
Every self-respecting fiction-selling bookshop.

How much:
$22.95

 
 
 

Limited to only 1000 copies on vinyl this slugish slice of psychedelic disco is the debut offering from King Kung Foo records, a brand new label from Antwerp’s Red Light District. This one is a must for fans of Eskimo and Whatever We Want records, on the flip side the Quiet Village interpretation transports you to a 'virtual tropical paradise where goddesses roam and colours reign’.

By Andee Frost

What:
Uniqorns

Who:
Ronnie & Renzo

On:
King Kung Foo 
 
   
 
 
 

Before there was digital, there was Polaroid. Long the choice of fashion stylists, agents and the impatient in general, the camera’s instant ‘snap and print’ function has made it both an ego-pleaser and vintage style icon.

Continuing the iconographic fashion connection in front of the lens, Polaroid Eyewear has just launched its vintage line, with frames that pay homage to eras of style and lenses that block UV light up to 400 nanomentres. Sponsoring LMFF, we vote the sunnies winner of the 2007 Front Row Filter Award. Whip them on when offended by fashion trash (come on, there are always a few doozies), and lift them high in appreciation when enamoured. Snaps for Polaroid.

By Nadia Saccardo

What:
Polaroid Eyewear

Where:
1300 652 525

How much:
$150

WIN:
One of three Polaroid Eyewear packs. Includes a pair of the 2007 collection Polaroid vintage range, tickets to the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival and also VIP entry to the Polaroid ‘The Emperor and His Magic Sunglasses’ party on Wednesday March 7. Just email the subject line ‘I CAN SEE YOU’ to win@threethousand.com.au
 
 
 

For the past six years, Bus Gallery has been serving Melbourne’s art community like no other space in the city. Supporting sound art, installations, painting, photography, design and music, Bus now broaches new ground with an exhibition of costume pieces inspired by curator Pat O’Brien’s commitment to performance.

Coinciding with LMFF but of a very different ilk, Skin and Bones speaks to the exhibitionist in all of us. Venture up the rickety staircase and discover a menagerie of creatures mostly constructed from cheap and recycled materials. There’s the head of a great white owl, a re-interpretation of the ubiquitous Sydney Road wolf t-shirt, a furry head piece that Matthew Barney would approve of and a giant Pagan god looming from the rafters that recalls The Wicker Man.

With 18 contributing artists who range from professional costumiers to members of Hi God People, Skin and Bones exists in the peripheral space between sleeping and waking, between the corporeal and the cerebral and will surely set chins wagging, bodies moving and minds racing.

By Kirsten Law

What:
Skin and Bones - Bus '07 Fashion and Costume Show

Where:
Bus Gallery, 117 Lt Lonsdale St, Melbourne

When:
Until March 17 (Wed/Fri 12-6pm, Sat 12-5pm)

How much:
Free
 
   
 
 
 

You can’t talk about Neil Burger’s The Illusionist without talking about The Prestige. Both are recent films about stage magicians, defending their secrets and plotting revenge – and both are period pieces. We can only take magic seriously if it’s a hundred years away.  (Contemporary magic’s representative? Gob from Arrested Development performing to Europe’s “The Final Countdown.”)

But while The Prestige savoured its bombastic twists and turns, The Illusionist is a much quieter affair.  The scenes of magic are filmed simply, retaining their mystery, and the story itself is quite simple –  Eisenheim the Illusionist offends the ego of the abusive Prince of Vienna, and they struggle for the love of Eisenheim’s childhood sweetheart with trickery, politics, and violence.

Even Edward Norton’s usual “look at me!  I’m acting!  I’m acting so hard!” technique pays off.  (As a magician, he’s meant to exude a certain artifice, right?)  But – like so many other films – The Illusionist belongs to Paul Giamatti, whose effortlessly rich and charming performance convinces you he believes in magic with just his grudging smile.

By Martyn Pedler

What:
The Illusionist

Where:
Dendy cinemas

When:
Opens March 1

Watch the trailer:
here
 
 
 

Kim Jones is one of the most recognised figures in contemporary fashion with subtle ranges that are undeniably influential. His is-there-anything-he-can’t-do attitude has seen him work on collaborations for Umbro as well as working on books, movies, styling for magazines and DJing whenever he can.

On Monday March 5 Kim will be putting on a parade of his S/S 07 range on the Rooftop of Curtin House and ThreeThousand’s partner in crime NowNow will be there to document it. NowNow is also giving away a personally signed (by Kim of course) copy of Taschen’s Fashion Now 2 book for one lucky person as long as they promise never to sell it on eBay.

By Chris Barton

by invitation only

What:
Kim Jones S/S 07 Independent Runway Parade

Where:
Rooftop Cinema, Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne

When:
Monday March 5

Related Links:
Kim Jones Homepage
Kim Jones DJ gig details (MELB)
 
   
 
 
 

They say good things come in small packages. They also say all good things must come to an end. So it is fitting that after one and a half years Melbourne must say goodbye Switchboard’s Kate and Jade, as they leave their coffee cavern in the hands of a new owner.

After 13,1400 hours or 788,400 minutes stuck in the caffeine and toastie rich space, Kate and Jade shall emerge next week. Not to a Beaconsfield-esque hurrah, or to a six-figure television deal, but to the quiet applause of city denizens/workers/passers-by who will have to continue their cupcake/caffeine addiction sans the KJ conversation.

Proving that small is the new big, the ladies have attracted their share of local celebrity fans over the past year, including Livinia Nixon and John So, the team from Postcards, Dr Peter Larkins from The Footy Show and a rumoured Daddo - we’re just not sure which one. This Wednesday lunch they host a group you actually might want to meet, with an acoustic performance by The Lucksmiths. Drop by and pay your respects.

By Nadia Saccardo

What:
Switchboard

Where:
Shop 11 & 12, Manchester Unity Arcade, 220 Collins St, Melbourne

When:
7am-4pm

Contact:
No phone, too tiny
 
 

What:
$crilla

When:
Thurs Mar 1, 9pm

Where:
Revolver Upstairs, 229 Chapel St, Prahran

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Melbourne’s obsession with crunk/hyphy/bmore has ground itself into one night. Every Thursday MAFIA and the famila are on rotation (that’s CWD and Hans DC) while the bar is just on (that’s $3 pots and $4 sparkling).

What:
Children of the Night featuring Japanther (NYC) + Kim Jones (UK) – DJ set

Where:
Roxanne, L3, 2 Coverlid Place (off Little Bourke – b/w Russell and Exhibition) see Children of the Night MySpace for a map

When:
Fri Mar 2, 9pm - late

How much:
$10 – tickets available on the door

 

Description:
If like us you can’t sleep then Children of the Night returns this Friday for a one night stand with Japanther from New York playing their only Melbourne show. Also - in a recent development -international fashion designer and audiophile Kim Jones will also be playing a special DJ set. Adding to the madness The Serps will be producing and printing a zine OF the night ON the night with cover artwork done by Japanther as a little keep-sake. Also make sure you catch the amazing Muscles and Fabulous Diamonds. Playing times and other details can be found at the Children of the Night MySpace profile. This event is proudly supported by ThreeThousand.

What:
Class, Grass and Ass

When:
Fri Mar 2, 9pm

Where:
Third Class, Duckboard Place, Melbourne

How much:
Free before 12am

 

Description:
More ass than class shouldn’t surprise when you’re headed to Third. But the launch of Schwipe’s new collection and a DJ line-up like this could lift the place to closer to Second – that’s Pepperoni, Belgium, Frostee, Oohh eee and Tyson.

What:
Moscow Schoolboy

When:
Sat Mar 3, doors 8pm

Where:
Ding Dong Lounge, L1, 18 Market Lane, Melbourne

How much:
$10

 

Description:
A good chance to catch Moscow Schoolboy live before they take their swampy, psychedelic punk, pop rock thing to Sydney and back, then start recording a second EP, ‘Black Dogs’ due out mid year, all the while evading a growing list of naked fans and phone stalkers. They’re playing with The Dead South, Villains and The Good Intentions.

What:
Roxanne Opening Night

When:
Sat Mar 3, 10pm

Where:
Roxanne, L3 Coverlid Place, Melbourne

How much:
RSVP for guest list to guestlist@roxanneparlour.com.au

 

Description:
After its hard and fast Melbourne induction Friday, venue Roxanne turns out some of the city’s best DJs for its opening night. With Mink Engine live, James Taylor, Agent 86, Kiti, 2 Generic mthr-fkes, Ooh-Ee, Mu-gen, Low Def live and Pat Mar.

 
   
 
 

Streamline the way you read Dazed & Confused, Russh or just use them to keep tabs on the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival parades. Kikki. K’s new Fashion Sticky Notes look good on any layout and will help you trend-set so quickly Kate Moss will be left eating your style dust. Maybe that’s a slight over exaggeration, but if you want to challenge TopShop Kate then these sticky bits can’t hurt. Sponsor of this year’s fashion festival, we have one $75 kikki. K fashion stationery voucher to give away. That’s a lot of sticky notes, plus some kikki. K notebooks, pens, and writing paper. Just let us know your favourite local designer.

 



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