Wednesday 14th – 21st February

To be honest, we’re not that into Valentine’s Day at ThreeThousand but doesn’t mean that we’re not romantics. Romantics are defined by their fascination or enthusiasm for something, and characterized by adventure, excitement, potential for heroic achievement and they also hold idealistic and impractical attitudes and expectations. Ticking all these boxes Issue 092 won’t get down on one knee, two knees or give you roses, chocolates or a pregnancy scare but it will make you feel love in some way, shape or form by playing cupid between you and some other great things.

 

ThreeThousand 092– shot to the heart

Cover photo by Chris Barton. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Japanther show!!!
Harold Magazine
Ratatat Remixes
Opulence
Kubrick fans
Aiming well
Right You Are Ken
This and that
HEAR NOW podcast

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Twister
Harold from Neighbours
Pre-mixed drinks
YouTube gang fights
Sports crowds
Copping it to the face
Band fights
Gay Haters
Valentine’s cringe

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

This week we thought it was time to share the worst kept secret of the online fashion websites – JC Report. If you don’t already know about this bi-monthly e-mag you should definitely give it a go, it’s helped us pass those painful Monday mornings since 2003.

Featuring the best in global fashion, JC Report came about via a collaboration between a slick PR agent with a history at Alexander McQueen, and The Flavorpill Network of underground art, fashion and music city guides. Now four years old, JC Report proves that we shouldn’t only look to monthly glossies for style updates. Online fashion magazines have come along way and are now providing photography from well-known photographers and well-written articles.

JC is still different to the other fashion blogs and zines in way it combines rundowns of the hottest fashion trends with articles written front row at the latest autumn/winter shows. If all that doesn’t faze you, JC is worth a look for its ‘daily sites we dig’ hot-list so you can easily hop over to Style.com, Nylon and Sleek to continue your morning time wasting….or “work-related” research.

By Kylie Boyd

What:
JC Report

Where:
Online

When:
Bi-monthly
 
 
 

Following his debut release 'Dance Not Dance', Germany’s Cajuan pulls on the happy pants and shuffles his way onto the biggest dance floors for this Nu-Rave spec-pang-tacular.

Complete with a huge distorted orchestral hook ala Justice and more drive than a Mack truck 'Raven' is set to be one of the larger tunes in the global underground over the next few months, with a cover designed by none other than Melbourne’s own Dan Whitford (Cut Copy, Alter) it makes a Fine addition to any collection and an essential purchase for any budding dancefloor destroyers.

By Andee Frost

What:
'Raven'

Where:
most good record stores

Who:
Cajuan

On:
Fine

Related Links:
Dance Not Dance review on Pound For Pound
 
   
 
 
 

Japan seems to be hotter than horseradish at the moment in terms of fashion. But before Gwen Stefani stepped into Harajuku, Korea was in on the craze, recently emerging with a take on style all of its own.

Korean fashion blends Japan’s experimental ‘try-anything’ attitude with feather-soft twill cotton and light wool fabric, in mild colours and subtle prints. The aesthetic is delicate, loose and in Melbourne, hard to find.

This is where Lion In Love comes in. Located amidst the formal dress Mecca that is Glenferrie Road, the store has one of the widest ranges of Korean designers this side of the hemisphere. Belts, dresses, skirts, T-shirts and scarves sourced from Seoul markets and young design stores are waiting to be unearthed. We say dig deep.

By Nadia Saccardo

What:
Lion In Love

Where:
848 Glenferrie Rd, Hawthorn

When:
10-6 Mon-Fri, 9.30-5.30 Sat, 11-5 Sun

Contact:
9818 8137
 
 
 

Everyone loves ice-cream, and cheese for that matter (unless you’re lactose intolerant). But problem is, you risk looking like Kirsty Alley if you eat them every day.

Which is why Q-Pot’s Ice-cream and Cheese rings are so good. The Japanese accessory emporium makes rings and necklaces inspired by all things calorie laden – cheese, biscuits, cakes and of course, ice-cream.

Unless you can read kanji, the only place you can buy them is on Via Alley’s website. While you’re there, and especially if you’re there and smoking, check out the Too Young To Die ashtray by Japanese artist Yoshitomo Nara, which not only looks cute but might help you quit.

By Denee Savioa

What:
Q-Pot Rings, Cheese and Too Young To Die ashtray at Via Alley

Where:
Online

How much:
From $45

Contact:
02 9331 1119
 
   
 
 
 

You don’t have to walk down King St too often to realise that humans (particularly men) behave like animals and in an Attenborough-esque analogy Cock Fight by local photographer Amanda De Simone draws a comparison between men’s club members and fighting cocks. Avoiding the broad-brush (or lens) the exhibition delves into ideas of masculine functionality in artificial environments and explores male personality and also purpose within a group. Basing portraits within the framework of the cockfight the work looks at perceptions of ‘strongest’, ‘proudest’, ‘maddest’, ‘fiercest’ and questions how these elements impact upon our social notions of a ‘pecking order’. Sometimes feathers are better when they’re ruffled.

By Chris Barton

What:
Cock Fight – photographic exhibition by Amanda De Simone

Where:
McCulloch Gallery, 8 Rankins Lane Melbourne (off Lt Bourke Street, near Exhibition Street)

When:
Dates: 14 February – 7 March 2007
Opening: Opening 6:30pm Friday 16 February 2007
Times: Wed - Sat 12pm – 5pm

Related Links:
Crying Boy Fanclub feature on ThreeThousand
 
 
 

Until now, Gretchen Mol’s roles have ranged from ‘somewhat forgettable’ to ‘still somewhat forgettable’. Suddenly, here she is playing 1950s uber-pinup, the canonical sex symbol Bettie Page, and her performance is an amazing, bona fide transformation of Hollywood magic.

This biopic traces Bettie Page’s life through religious childhood, bondage and fetish modelling, her 1955 Playboy centrefold and being targeted by a Senate pornography investigation. Like director Mary Harron’s other work (I Shot Andy Warhol, American Psycho) this isn’t a film of depths, but of surfaces, and the retro-cheesecake visuals are striking despite the low budget.  (Yes, that is the boom-mike dropping into shot in the opening scene. Satisfied?).

Bettie remains something of a cipher that the audience projects their issues and fantasies onto – and isn’t that the point of pornography?  Like Bettie – who believes that restraints and ball-gags are just another kind of silly dress-up – the film is pretty, and sweet, and really doesn’t seem to see what all the fuss is about.

By Martyn Pedler

What:
The Notorious Bettie Page

Where:
Kino Dendy, 45 Collins St, Melbourne

When:
Opens March 8. To go into the draw to WIN a double pass valid for the season, just email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject ‘BE MINE’

Watch the trailer:

here

Related links:
Interview with director Mary Harron from Fresh Air program on NPR.
 
   
 
 
 

Melbourne actor and playwright John Paul Hussey once said ‘writing a play is like circling a pool for hours in your underpants trying to decide when you’ll jump in.’ Those who have seen Chocolate Monkey will know that he not only jumped, but is still splashing around with a grin bigger than the combined pearlies of the Russian synchronised swim team.

Chocolate Monkey is a one-man show and a theatrical landmark for Melbourne. First produced in 2002, it has wowed Europe and spawned a trilogy in Spacemunki (2004) and Love Monkey, to debut later this year. The show features original music and sound design by Kelly Ryall and is directed by Lucien Savron.

What’s it about? Well, um, a heartbroken monkey in Melbourne, a stocktake of the whole metropolitan train track system, a woman who can only become sexually turned on if you read her a list and the kind of heat that makes hard cheese weep and Maori bouncers hold their arms up just slightly.

By Penny Modra

What:
Chocolate Monkey

Where:
BlackBox theatre, the Arts Centre, 100 St Kilda Rd, Melbourne

When:
Until February 18. Tues-Fri 8pm, Sat 2pm and 8pm, Sun 6pm

How much:
$19/$27. Book here. Or WIN a double pass to the 2pm matinee this Sat, just send an email with the subject line ‘Chocolate’ to win@threethousand.com.au by 10am, Thurs Feb 15
 
 

What:
Favela Rock 10

When:
Fri Feb 16, 9pm

Where:
Miss Libertine, 34 Franklin St, Melbourne

How much:
$6 on the door

 

Description:
Now they’ve reached double figures, Favela Rock are doing it pour les filles with a crunk, baile, funk, Baltimore house, hyphy and grime birthday party line-up for the Opulent girls. Apart from general birthday well wishing, expect DJs CWD, Mafia, Young Steezy, Mu-Gen and Ooh-ee, plus gratis Red Stripe and a free mix CD for the first 100 through the door. We are told no one is jumping out of a cake.

What:
Jenny Wilson

When:
Fri Feb 16, 8.30pm

Where:
The Prince of Wales, 29 Fitzroy St, St Kilda

How much:
$36 + BF from Polyester, Grevills Records, Central Station, Prince of Wales public bar or online bookings here

 

Description:
Jenny Wilson’s first Melbourne show following the release of Love and Youth could be the antidote to a Hallmark-heavy Valentine’s Day. Wilson’s quite awesome theatrics, your own romantic malaise and support by Muscles and DJ Andee Frost will justify the outlay.

Win: To be in the running to win one of two double passes and a copy of Jenny Wilson's Love And Youth courtesy of EMI send an email to win@threethousand.com.au with the subject heading 'JENNY'

What:
Tiger Lillies

When:
Fri Feb 16 and Sat Feb 17, 7.30pm

Where:
Arts House, North Melbourne Town Hall, 521 Queensberry St, Melbourne

How much:
$27 full, $22 concession, bookings 9639 0096 or here

 

Description:
Watching a ‘cult UK cabaret trio’ may not sound like your typical night out, but The Tiger Lillies don’t give a rat’s posterior. Marilyn Manson had them pegged to play his wedding march – sadly he didn’t walk down the aisle, leaving Martyn Jacques and his band to tour their morbid, perverted, satanic, sheep shagging, blasphemous, throbbing pustulous thang all over the place. Excellent.

What:
Tim Paris [Marketing, Crack&Speed, London]

When:
Sat Feb 17, 10pm

Where:
Third Class, Duckboard Place (off Flinders Lane), Melbourne

How much:
18 + b/f here

 

Description:
Honkytonks might have gone under the hammer on New Years Day but in its place has emerged 3rd Class, a little battered but consistently pulling in the overseas acts. From the Parisian underground to three floors up Duckboard Tim Paris demonstrates why the infamous Crack&Speed label is his preferred vice. With Aram Chapers, Mike Callander, Gary Todd and Bongmist.

What:
The Evens

When:
Mon Feb 19

Where:
Cloud City, 14 Prentice St, Brunswick

How much:
$15 at the door

 

Description:
Pieces of his punk past still linger in Ian Mackaye’s rock/metal duo The Evens. With drummer Amy Farina from the The Warmers, Mackaye mixes past roots in bands like Minor Threat and Fugazi to create a sound that might be less aggressive but is just as powerful.

 
   
 
 

With more love than the Elysian Fields and hopefully less heat than Meredith, Golden Plains debuts on the long weekend of March 10-12. Set amidst the ‘supernatural amphitheatre’ of Meredith will be a line-up like Yo La Tengo, The Presets, Gotye, The Slits, Mountains In The Sky, The Bellrays  …need we say more. We probably should say that tickets are $169.90 plus b/f here or you can win a double pass, just send us a link to your favourite album cover, creative submissions encouraged.

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers and photographers who all like huddling under that big umbrella we like to call creativity. Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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Denee Savoia
Kylie Boyd
Andee Frost
Martyn Pedler