Wednesday August 1st - 7th

Let's face it Melbourne. We go to so many launches that if we spent our time opening the same number of paper bags we would have enough to cover our shameful, wine-addled heads until 2030. After a solid warm-up over the past seven months, this week we have reached critical launch mass: the week of openings.

And, like a super-trained NASA team wearing adult nappies, ThreeThousand is waiting on the tarmac. Let us lead you to everyone's favourite Gertrudes annual, the latest Platform show, the launch of YOK's latest at the launch of the newest gallery, the launch of Spider Vomit's EP and our very own launch celebrating the relaunch of Jodorowsky's films. If that's not enough openings, watch us open a lovely new book and a vat of warm wine too.



ThreeThousand Issue 116 - open like a paper bag


Cover photo by Hayley Ward. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au



Images from Alice Euphemia Gertrude Street store launch


Karen Carpenter
Kurt Russell
Japanese boxing
Life lessons
Dixies
Carob
Darjeeling

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Separately Together brings together (well, separately, but together) emerging artists from University of Melbourne and VCA whose work hijacks language and text for the visual arts. Throughout August they will be incubating their most personal thoughts in the exposed glass cabinets of Platform's subway space.


Bonnie Lanes' installation 'Sleeping with Open Eyes' harks back to Tracey Emin's infamous unmade bed, transporting the intimate slovenliness of a Sunday under the covers to the concrete jungle. Ben Landau has set out to amplify the visual inner-city landscape for deaf people through Auslan poetry and poster art. Fiona Hilary will be projecting positive propaganda into the minds of the unsuspecting public as they run the morning commute gauntlet, whilst Kate O'Hara hopes to dupe the unsuspecting with her celebration of the national 'Peg Day Festival'. Is that gullible written on the ceiling? We suggest you hustle your way through the subway one morning this week to see for yourself.

By Laura MacIntyre



What:
Separately Together

When:
Launching Wed Aug 1, 6-8pm
Exhibition open Mon-Fri 7am-6.30pm; Sat 9am-5pm until Aug 31

Where:
Platform, Degraves Street subway

How much:
free

Tigerbeat-6 style desktop pop graduates as 'hip' with YACHT - aka Jona Bechtolt one-time member of Portland sensations, The Blow. His second LP on Marriage Records, the conscientiously titled I Believe In You. Your Magic Is Real is a zeigeisty mix of recent blog-house, post-Fennesz laptop smarts and unadulterated AIH - vocal confidence. Calculatedly hyperactive and eminently danceable, these twelve tracks have an eerily 'online' feeling overall; super-produced, fast-changing and arranged like so many MySpace players attached to a spinning sonic Rolodex.

Opener 'So Post All 'Em' serves as case in point, with Jim O'Rouke-sounding guitar loops, Middle-Eastern oud hits and a pitchshifted steel drum bassline. Major radio single 'See a Penny (Pick it Up) is one part Baltimore hyphy, one part Knight Rider Theme, and fourth track,'Platinum' is a disinterested near-cover of Kraftwerk's 'We Are The Robots'. This passive sampling works a treat until the penultimate, title track, when Jona actually recites so many names as if scrolling down an indie music blog's links list. At House and Indie's after party, YACHT stays straight where Cex does not.

By Mark Gomes

What:
I Belive In You. Your Magic Is Real

Who:
YACHT

On:
Popfrenzy / Marriage Records

MySpace:
here

Related Links:
Performing this Friday with Panther (USA), Love of Diagrams and Barrage presented by US VS THEM.

Tickets:
here
As I write this there's only four sleeps to go 'til Australian Idol. Yay! I'm a big fan. What I like is not the talent or the public shaming of clownish contestants. No sir. Because I'm a "sophisticated adult", what I dig is this far more subtle thing. It's that no matter how far the singers get in the competition, right up until making their album even, they seem to carry the clammy stench of the bedroom with them. These folk never feel natural and like with it. They always stay pathetic and aspirational.

Man, I love that. It makes me feel like we live in a world where to be a try-hard, to be still striving and trying to be this great thing and never really getting there even when you get there is okay. In my book it's more than okay. In my book the sad-tragic efforts to be more than you are, is totally where the soul is; trying is an art form!

Which, kiddos, is a mighty long-winded way of saying that is what Octopus 7: don't show me your poetry is about. It's basically a bunch of really nifty artists who I've loved over the years, and in a couple of instances found the love just recently, whose practices are about the act of beautiful becomings and the breakdowns, weirdness and happiness of all of that. Better than Australian idol? Well almost, almost.

By Robert Cook*

*Curator, Octopus 7


What:
Octopus 7: don't show me your poetry, a totally neat show of art and stuff by Josh Petherick, Geoff Newton, Paul Knight, Is Not Magazine, Amanda Maxwell and Alin Huma

Where:
Gertrude Contemporary Art Spaces, 200 Gertrude St, Fitzory

When:
Launching Fri Aug 3, 5.30-8.30pm
Exhibition runs Fri Aug 3 - Sat Sept 1

How much:
Free

Contact:
9419 3406

One thing better than a store opening is, um, a sale. Ingrid and Moni from TV know this just as well as they know how to make metallic leggings, leather shorts and scarves with possums for heads.

Most pieces in their store over the next week will be under $200. That includes the leggings, the leather shorts and the possums. There be white gumboots too - perfect for those who want to look like a tennis player crossed with Kate Moss at Glastonbury. Awesome.

By Penny Modra




What:
TV Sweet Deals Week

Where:
2A Cecil Place, Prahran

When:
Tues Aug 2 - Thurs Aug 9
Open Tues-Sat 11-6pm; Sun 12-5pm; Mon 12-5pm

How much:
Well you don't have to pay to get in, but take some money

Contact:
9525 0355

When Scott Walker: 30 Century Man opens with the myth of Orpheus and the Underworld, you can't help be reminded of the tongue-in-cheek 'Icarus' opening of 24 Hour Party People. ("If you know what I mean, great. If you don't, that's fine too. It doesn't matter. But you should probably read more.") Here, the mythological pretensions are deadly serious - a heartfelt plea for Walker's elevation to musical godhood.

Not that he's undeserving. After his chart-topping boy-crooner days, Scott Walker went solo to pursue increasingly idiosyncratic and amazing work, before becoming one of music's most infamous recluses. Decades later, his music had transformed into something else entirely - stark soundscapes, terrifying string sections, and Walker's plaintive, desperate vocals - to critical acclaim.

The documentary itself is so grandiose that it almost approaches Spinal Tapishness. Even its archival photographs are animated into twitchy 3D, and lyrics morph through smoke or psychedelic lightshows. In its quieter moments, it allows Walker to speak openly about his fascinating creative processes, or lingers on the shifting expressions of other artists (David Bowie, Julian Cope, Jarvis Cocker) as they listen to his work.

By Martyn Pedler

What:
Scott Walker: 30 Century Man

Where:
Melbourne International Film Festival

When:
Sunday 12th August, 7:30pm, Greater Union

Tickets:
here

Watch the trailer:
here

Win:
We have a double pass to the Sun Aug 12, 7.30pm screening. Just email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line 'I love Scott Walker more than David Bowie does'

George Orwell speculated our paper-less society in Nineteen Eighty Four, "The pen was an archaic instrument, seldom used even for signatures." In a world where emoticons have replaced facial expressions, we reckon Orwell was onto something. But Unfinished Notebooks by Studio Matador encourage us to preserve the art of hand-written works by fusing the work of Australian artists with bare pages begging to be scribbled on.

Clynthn, Josh Gurrie, Kat McLeod, Mark Kayler-Thomson and Tobias Rottger have each scored prime real estate on their individual range of hard-board covers, bound by thread to allow the book to lie flatter than an LCD screen.

Dance the Madison to Alphaville and pick up Alpha 60's very own hot-off-the-press notebook. Then, once you're home you'll probably ditch your laptop, hoist nib to thumb and write furiously - reveling in the absence of spell check under-lines or berating paper-clips.

By Isabel Dunstan

What:
Unfinished Notebooks by Studio Matador

Where:
Alphaville
Craft Victoria
Monk House
National Design Centre Shop
Online here

How much:
About $40

An exhibition, a film launch and a party in one. Siren Visual, ThreeThousand and Neon Parc team up with sparkling gurus Coopers and TIRO to celebrate the screenings of Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain and El Topo at MIFF this year, and salute their release on DVD after 35 years in the wilderness. (We are pretty excited to be co-presenting this; one of us has a frog mask for the party already.)

John Lennon championed him (funded a movie in fact), Dennis Hopper used him and Marilyn Manson loves him. While critics have been quick to gush about some counter-cultural filmmakers, it has taken far too long for Alejandro Jodorowsky to get the credit he deserves. Maybe it's because he allegedly once stated that "I ask of cinema what most North Americans ask of psychedelic drugs." There's no denying, however, that his '70s cult classic El Topo is the cinematic godfather of the 'Midnight Movies'. The Holy Mountain (scandal of Cannes in '73) is a decadent flood of existential symbolism and possibly the most expensive film ever made.

Curated by Neon Parc, The Shining Path brings together a collection of psychedelic, abstract, and free-form works by artists Dan Arps, Trevelyan Clay, Nathan Gray, Rachel Jessie-Rae and Noël Skrzypczak in homage to Jodorowsky's aesthetic and his obsessions with well psychedelics, mysticism and immortality.

By Penny Modra




What:
The Shining Path

Where:
The Carlton Hotel & Studios, upper levels, 193 Bourke St, Melbourne

When:
Launching Sat Aug 4, 6.30pm (invitation only)
Exhibition open Tues-Fri, 4-8pm until Fri Aug 10

How much:
Free

Win:
One of five double passes to the launch, email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line 'I too ask a lot of psychedelics'

One of two double passes to El Topo, screening at MIFF, 11pm Friday August 3, email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line 'I need a quasi-Western head trip'. Don't worry we'll post them fast!

One of two double passes to The Holy Mountain, screening at MIFF 11pm Friday August 10, email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line 'divest me of my worldly baggage'.


Sick of being all alone whilst mulling over your thoughts? The memories of evil ex'es; that invention that will revolutionise the world; or maybe just nutting out the final passage of your soon-to-be literary masterpiece? Well, we have the perfect pondering partner for you. With sugar and spice you won't need to think twice as you battle Melbourne's toughest winter month with a heart-warming mulled wine. (That's right, say it like you've got a pipe in your mouth and two small plums as well.) Cinnamon, oranges, cloves and brown sugar are the booty originals all warmed up with red wine. Not too warm though or you lose the booze!

There are many mulled wines in Melbourne, Jeromes has a heady version for six bucks, The Carlton Hotel has a fabulous lederhosen-inspired conconction entitled the 'Black Forrest Hunting'. Arguably, the best has a view to match, where Cointreau, schnapps, raisons, vanilla, slithered almonds and the odd sprinkle of ginger are brewed over by the Rooftop Bar Mullers. So don't sit at home musing, hit the stairs of Curtin House all the way to the top; if the heart-burn don't heat you up, the spicy warm wine will.

By Andy Walker

What:
Mulled wine

Where:
Down the freezing hatch

When:
Whenever the opportunity presents itself

How much:

Generally $6

What:
Pow Wow New Music Series launch

Where:
The Toff in Town, Lvl 2, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne

When:
TONIGHT, Wed Aug 1, doors 8pm

How much:
$10


Description:
'Pow Wow' derives from the Native American term, 'Pow Waw' meaning spiritual leader. (Wikipedia, we love you). We at ThreeThousand don't like to blow our own horns. But it just so happens that tonight Barrage tears down the Toff, who just so happens to be our very own spiritual leader/music editor (they go hand in hand right?).

Anyway, go see Barrage. If you sling him abuse, he'll probably wallop you with his 7" single, '2'. Playing alongside will be the incredible School Of Two, and The Emergency.

What:
Us vs Them featuring YACHT and Panther (USA)

Where:
Roxanne Parlour, Lvl 3, 2 Coverlid Place, Melbourne

When:
Fri Aug 3, doors 9pm

How much:
$15 BF

Win:
We have one double pass to this show to give away. Just email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line 'Yacht pop'

Description:
See a penny, pick it up and spend it seeing YACHT at Us vs Them this Friday for. Supporting with enough pop to make Snap and Crackle feel like lesser men will be fellow Portlander of Oregon, Panther.
Let's not forget our home-grown-and-proud-of-it Love of Diagrams and the rather-busy-this-week Barrage, plus DJs Gaptooth, BROmance, Tranterco, No Requests and Chestwig.




What:
Paper Shadow Gallery and the King Brown #3 magazine launch

Where:
Miss Libertine, 34 Franklin St, Melbourne

When:
Launching Fri Aug 3, 7pm
Exhibition open Aug 3-13 (closed Fri-Sun)

How much:
Free

Description:
What this town needs is a new gallery. And we've got one now thanks to the kids opening Paper Shadow at Miss Libertine this Friday. It will be a permanent independent gallery - located at Libertine, but with a separate entrance. They're launching with an exhibition curated by YOK, who is himself launching issue #3 of King Brown. So many launches it's like NASA without the jumpsuits. The afterparty features Kano and Anna Lunde (Syd) on decks.


What:
Spider Vomit, Widow's Walk EP Launch

Where:
The Toff in Town, Level 2, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne

When:
Sat Aug 4, doors 9pm

How much:
$10 on the door, $20 if you buy the CD

Description:
Words 'tax bracket' (ugh!) and 'financial year' (ew!) seem to be on everyone's lips right now. If like us, you feel the tax return process similar to a lobotomy, then spend time and save money other ways. Check out Spider Vomit this Saturday at The Toff for ten bucks. But wait, there's more. If you pay an extra ten bucks, you'll score their CD, Widow's Walk too. But wait there's still MORE: we're throwing in, Hi God People, Birth Glow and Rock Bottom. Plus DJ sets by Macromantics and Fabulous Diamonds. Batteries not included.

What:
Flesh vs Venom, Maximum Awesome, The Emergency, Braindead (ex On/Oxx), Bachelor of Arts

Where:
Ding Dong, Lvl 1, 18 Market Lane, Melbourne

When:
Sat Aug 4, doors 8pm

How much:
$8 on the door

Description:
In a bit of an EXO Records extravaganza, this gig features the lately returned Flesh vs Venom (kind of like Joy Division crossed with Bauhaus) and friends. It doubles as the launch of a new 7" from The Emergency and the sad occasion of Maximum Awesome's last show.


Like fish growing in proportion to the size of their tank, bite-sized people now reside on the shelves of the itty-bitty Little Salon.
Little Salon's utterly coo-worthy 'I wish I was a real boy/girl' range of wooden pendants had us at 'hello'. But despite their wishes, we're pleased they are not living - little people have a reputation for rummaging through your belongings in search of practical household goods after all. We advise keeping fly-spray handy in the case of bosomy blue fairies paying you a visit.

This may sound illegal, but we have one boy and one girl to give away. Just answer the following question



This week's question:
One night, in a wonderful dream, the fairy appeared to reward Pinocchio for his kindness. When the puppet looked in the mirror next morning, he found he had turned into somebody else. Pinnochio then said:

a) "Dang, I need a shave."

b) "Touch wood, I don't become the brunt of all sexually-oriented jokes."

c) "You talking to me? You talking to me?!
Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here"

d) "I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven nose I'm miserable now."

To be in the running send your answer and postal address to win@threethousand.com.au, winners will be notified by email.


ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers and photographers who all like huddling under that big umbrella we like to call creativity. Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it - not because it's paid for.

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