Wednesday 11th – 18th April

We began ThreeThousand in order to make Melbourne more accessible for us. It formalised a desire to get involved in a city we didn’t know that well at the time, and provided the ultimate excuse to talk to people we would otherwise be too shy to approach.

Over the weeks we have been lucky enough to watch ThreeThousand extend beyond the screen to form friendships and bring like-minded people together. We have also been blessed to have a group of talented and dedicated contributors who put up with our nonsense and just write about the things that they love. [Wipe away tear here].

So although this introduction serves as a thank you to everyone for their support, it is also an announcement, because as of next week both ThreeThousand and TwoThousand will be changing editorial hands. Taking over as ThreeThousand editor, Penny Modra is a co-founder of Is Not Magazine and drinks eight coffees a day so please try to keep up. Also Nadia Saccardo, after months of keeping ThreeThousand sailing, will be moving up to Sydney to steer the TwoThousand ship. These are exciting times and this change is not only a great way for us to avoid a lawsuit, but also an opportunity to let the publications grow through fresh eyes.

Yours sincerely,
Chris Barton

 

ThreeThousand Issue 100 – what an excuse

Cover photo by Chris Barton. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au

 
 
   


Real Fake Watches
Lover Glovers
Rent-a-Polaroid
Dancing to your own beat
Hatebeak

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Fake orgasms
Happy couples
Rent
Dancing alone
Beaking

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

“There was a long period after the first album where I felt disillusioned with the machinery of the industry”

“Recorded relatively rapidly in a period of 2 days in late 1967, the record eschewed the more pop sensibilities of their first record.”

With an editorial likening their second issue ruefully to a second album, the editors of The National Grid seem as though they’re expecting to disappoint. Ironically however, the impact of this pessimistic intro is diluted by the sheer quality of the magazine that follows. OK, so it’s a bit of a homage to Dot Dot Dot, but what self respecting publication these days isn’t? The National Grid is an investigation of graphic design issues in a New Zealand context. Expect no business strategy or demographics (what ugly words they are). This issue starts with an analysis of abandoned rugby match signage and a Q&A with Bruce Russell of ‘The Dead C’ and the XPRESSWAY label. Plus, it’s a beautiful object. Kudos to editors Jonty Valentine and Luke Wood, may they beat the second release blues and, unlike Peaches, not resort to beard-wearing.

By Penny Modra

What:
The National Grid

Where:
Metropolis, L3 Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne. Or online here.

How much:
RRP $15 (including postage)
 
 
 

When grunge dominated the musical landscape there was no shortage of bands eager to replicate. Nowadays it’s Baltimore club and aspiring producers. Every second DJ has tried producing a Bmore club banger, by combining the standard Lyn Collins “Think” break and whatever track is hot this week.

For purists, there are very clear guidelines for producing Bmore: a style that was defined in the beginning by gun-shots and a rock solid 130 bpm tempo. Bmore club in its ‘90s heyday was an unstoppable force that was at war with an obtuse society. Today the anger has gone but Blaqstarr is taking it back to its roots. The 22-year-old Baltimore native is Bmore’s newest rising star and he is managing to skirt a traditional ‘90’s sound while reinventing the genre.

His new 12” is out through Mad Decent and from the outset Blaqstarr’s voice (yes, he sings) encapsulates the celebratory yet melancholy elements that makes Bmore club the Blues of dance music. By the end of the EP you will, as Blaqstar says, “raise your hands up, like a gun up in the air”.

By Evet Jean

What:
Superstarr

Who:
Blaqstarr

Where:
iTunes, Wax

On:
Mad Decent

Myspace:
myspace.com/djblaqstarr

Related links:
Blaqstarr Clip on the Opulent website
 
   
 
 
 

You’d think that Stefan Marx was a jaded sort, with a design platform called ‘Lousy Livincompany’. When in fact Cheeky is more accurate. A quick look at his work and it’s obvious that the guy is on an inspirational high. ThreeThousand can’t help but grin and try to keep up.

Marx loves his decks, his ‘lovely’ record store, window painting and ‘housing’ around. He wears his heart on his T-shirts and his thoughts in not one, but two Nieves catalogues.

In Melbourne for the first time, Marx is creating his own installation inside Don’t Come’s third level annex. Rumoured to be ‘part sculpture, part skateboarding obstacle’, either way we’re ready to jump on a deck and plummet headfirst into Marx’s world, laughing all the way.

By Nadia Saccardo

What:
Until Then Goodbye – New Works By Stefan Marx

Where:
Don’t Come, L2 Royal Arcade, 314 Lt Collins Street, Melbourne

When:
Fri Apr 13 - May 4
Opens Fri Apr 13, 6.30pm

How much:
Free

Contact:
96392227

Image by:
Stefan Marx

Related links:

Interview with Stefan Marx on NowNow
 
 
 

Once upon a grey day in Melbourne a young Sydney-sider arrived in town, her swag bursting at the seams with turbans, girdles and a very neat collection of vintage threads. After sniffing about for a place worthy of offloading her treasures, Sarah Lindsay set up shop. Cellar Door had found itself at home on Elgin Street, and with her fashionable embrace Melbourne was welcoming.

Cellar Door retails a pearler vintage collection from the front shop and hires outrageous costumes from the back room. While the boutique has split personalities, it doesn’t spread itself thin and plays every character perfectly.

According to J.R.R Tolkien, ‘Cellar Door’ is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. If he was in Melbourne we reckon he’d quote it as a pretty cool store too.

By Isabel Dunstan

What:
Cellar Door - Costume Hire and Vintage Clothing

Where:
82 Elgin Street, Carlton

When:
Mon, Tues and Fri 11.30am-6.30pm, Wed 1pm-6.30pm, Thurs 11am-7pm, Fri 11am-5pm

Contact:
9347 5261 or info@cellardoor.net.au
 
   
 
 
 

Anthologies work because they’re so soothing for those with short attention spans. If you don’t like one chunk?  Wait a few minutes, and you’ll be watching something else. Paris, je t'aime has no less than 18 short films by arthouse directors from around the world, including Gus Van Sant, Tom Twyker, the Coen Brothers, Olivier Assayas, and more.  They’re all set around Paris, and yes, there are mimes.

Telling a story in such a short timeframe is enormously difficult, and many of these shorts aren’t up to the task, replacing depth with eye-rollingly trite ta-daa! endings.  But these are balanced by others that manage to do much more with their handful of minutes, and they make this uneven collection worthwhile.

Watch Paris, je t'aime for a heartbreakingly simple story of a young mother and two babies, only one of which is hers;  an sly and affectionate conversation between a long-divorced couple;  and, best of all, for a short by the director of the charming animation The Triplets Of Belleville – and yes, it’s about a mime.

By Martyn Pedler

What:
Paris, je t'aime

Where:
Cinema Nova, 380 Lygon St, Carlton. Rivoli, 200 Camberwell Rd, East Hawthorn and Palace Cinemas.

When:
From April 19

Win:
One of 10 in-season double passes, just email the subject like ‘OUI’ to win@threethousand.com.au

Watch the trailer:
Here
 
 
 

Beg, borrow, steal because anyone that remembers the last Chiodo sale will realise that these are not to be missed.

Running for three days in a warehouse space located in the CBD, the sale will include the in-house label Chiodo as well as the international labels, Comme des Garcons, the footwear collaboration between fashion designer Yohji Yamamoto and Adidas Y-3, Martin Margiela and IC-berlin.

Try to be civilised.

By Chris Barton

What:
Chiodo Sale Number 2

Where:
Ground Floor, 111 A’beckett Street, Melbourne (Gold Art Deco Building, cnr Elizabeth Street)

When:
Friday April 13, 12pm – 9pm
Saturday April 14, 12pm – 6pm
Sunday April 15, 12pm – 6pm
 
   
 
 
 

Midnight Trade may sound dirty. And it kind of is actually, but not in the way you’re thinking. It’s a series of free, late night acts during the Comedy Festival in the Bella Union bar at Trades Hall. After the nightly shows, this bar transforms into a raucous beer hall. You actually suspect that more comedy romances are ignited (and perhaps even consummated) here than at the VIP comedians lounge at the Town Hall. Midnight Trade is what after parties should be.

On Wednesdays Casey Bennetto (you know him from his much hyped Keating! musical) presents a talent quest show entitled The Machine, which has elements of the killer spelling bee to it. Sundays is your classic Speakeasy event with the Top Shelf Jazz band, tap dancers and cabaret stars. And if you’re tiring of burlesque boobs popping out every which way but straight, just drown your sorrows with a Belfast Car Bomb (ask the bar staff).

By Penny Modra

What:
Midnight Trade

Where:
Bella Union Bar, Trades Hall, corner Lygon and Victoria Sts, Carlton

When:
Tues-Sun 11pm until April 29.

How much:
Free

Win:
The Comedy at Trades shows are a good build up to Midnight Trade, but they cost more. Win a double pass to The Glass Boat, on Sat Apr 14, 7.45pm or The Needle and the Damage Done, on Sat Apr 14, 9pm. Just send an email with the subject line ‘Trade Me Up’ to win@threethousand.com.au by Thurs Apr 12, 10am.

Contact:
9659 3569
 
 

GIG OF THE WEEK
What:

Clandestine

When:
10pm

Where:
3rd Class

How much:
$15 on the door or $10 on guest list, just send full name to organisationclandestine@yahoo.fr

Flyer:
Here

 

Description:
It could be a love story. When Berto met Alexis at Melbourne airport they forged the beginning of operation Clandestine. Combining a love of underground house and electro with creative punters and inspiring DJs, Clandestine is both a party night and likeminded community. This weekend Aram Chapers, Nick Temelkovski and Pinksilver’s Lance Harrison and Markojux play until the early hours.

What:
Focus On Guillermo Del Toro

When:
Thurs Apr 12 – Sun Apr 22

Where:
ACMI, Federation Square, Melbourne

How much:
Full $13, concession $10. Six session passes $48-$60

Win:
One of ten double passes to George a. Romero’s Martin (Del Toro’s favourite film) on Sat Apr 14. Just email the subject line ‘The Count’ to win@threethousand.com.au by 10am Thurs Apr 12. Winners will be notified by email.

 

Description:
One doesn’t feel worthy to write up the genius that is Del Toro, so ThreeThousand will take the low road to a higher place and just say this. Pan’s Labyrinth. Cronos. Blade II. HellBoy.There’s also a screening of Martin by the godfather of cult film George a. Romero, who also unleashed the Night of The Living Dead trilogy.

What:
Maus Cat Berlin

When:
Thurs Apr 12, 6-8pm

Where:
Alice Euphemia, Shop 6, Cathedral Arcade, 37 Swanston St, Melbourne

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Architects Herbert + Mason link arms with Melbourne designers who dabble in Deutsch, Maus Cat Berlin, to construct an in-store residency at Alice. Fresh from creating The Bombed Machine in Armadale (Ksubi’s new store), H+M’s outer worldly influence lands in-shop, come toast them.

For more ThreeThousand sanctioned gigs see NowNow Posterwall

 


 
   
 
 

Easter might have lost its magic, but no matter how big you are The Circus is still a Grand Chapiteau (Big Top) of breathtaking feats. Full of body bending mastery, Cirque De Soleil’s Varekai is set in an enchanted forest and tells the tale of a winged youth who falls to earth (let’s hope he has a net). Incorporating a mix of acrobatics, live music and intricate costuming, if you need an incentive to give up boozing and take up yoga then this is it. The season runs from April 19 until June 3. You can pick up a ticket now from Ticketek, or WIN a double pass to the Premier on April 19, just answer the following question.

 

This week’s question:
Which is of the below not associated with ‘circus’?

a) Flea
b) Room 680 on a Thursday night
c) Piccadilly
d) Moomba

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au, winners will be notified by email.

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers and photographers who all like huddling under that big umbrella we like to call creativity. Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

Advertising Partnerships:
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Feedback:
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Disclaimer:
The information in ThreeThousand is subject to change. Although we attempt to ensure that the content at the time of publication is correct, we do not guarantee its accuracy or currency. Right Angle Publishing accepts no responsibility to you or anyone else arising from any use or reliance on the information contained in ThreeThousand or any inaccuracy in the information. The views and opinions expressed on material included in ThreeThousand may not reflect those of Right Angle Publishing.

 

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Group Publisher:

Barrie Barton
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barrie@rightanglepublishing.com

Editor:
Chris Barton
chris@threethousand.com.au

Deputy Editor:
Nadia Saccardo
nadia@threethousand.com.au

Design Monkeys:
tin&ed

STREET Photography
Catherine Safrankova
ronderfulronnie@gmail.com

Contributing Monkeys:

Penny Modra
Martyn Pedler
Evet Jean
Isabel Dunstan

Intern Monkeys:
Roya Azadi
Carla Ciccotelli