Wednesday 27th Sept – 4th Oct

Melbourne speaks its own language and its language is not always easy to understand. Without the correct interpreters it can potentially be dangerous, words can be easily misconstrued, reputations can be damaged, faces can be slapped. God knows, we’ve been there.

ThreeThousand issue 074 attempts to decipher the madness of the week ahead, to take all the press releases, word of mouth whispers, posters on poles, emails, invites, chalk on pavement, condensing vapours in the sky and turn it into something that just makes sense.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 074 – speaking your language

Cover photo by Martin Brown. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Colour Revolt
Space Invader wrapping paper
Paper Toys
Rufus Wainwright
April 77
The Wombats
Pecha Kucha
Kid Robot

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Tie-Dye
Buying presents
Paper cuts
Ruffies
S11
Snakes
Chumbawumba
Kid Rock

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

No, its not a collection of art critics; almost the opposite. There's a sense of lost opportunity walking out of some galleries; 'emotionless', 'formless' are rarely properties of art; they are best used as insults. To paraphrase Philip Brophy, 'please stop with the boring art.' A painting of someone's favourite bar or a video of some half-arsed confessional are only as interesting as the people they document.

You can genuinely look forward to Nasty.... Not Nice (dubbed the 2006 edition). Last year it was one of the only art experiences that pulled off with genuine verve and excitement what hundreds try with an affected condition; emotion. In this case, the red and black of blood, religion, nakedness and an overpowering sense of dread. This year's Nasty is a collection from much of the same circle of artists who have carved out their own worlds. Artists Fiona Dalwood, Lauren Olney, Bobby Harrington and Shannon Hourigan array photography, painting and yes, sculptured dolls. The kind of images evoked are twisted bodies in grim locales, images of dread on the moor, eyeless horrors peering at you behind plastic veils. All that, and your feeling is more likely to be decadent exultation than horror.

Nasty... (Not Nice) is part of the 2006 Melbourne Fringe Festival, which is much like the other arts festivals on offer in Melbourne, but you know, fringey.

What:
Nasty... (Not Nice)

When:
Free Beer Opening at 6pm-8pm Friday September 29. 11am-6pm Tuesday to Sunday until October 12

Where:
Brunswick Street Gallery, Level 2, 322 Brunswick St, Fitzroy

How much:
Free

Contact:
The exhibition online or the Brunswick Street Gallery 8415 0066
 
 
 

Over the obsession surrounding sneakers, Swedish duo Alexis and Anna of Gram have designed a range that are less in your face and more on your foot.

The Swedes know how to minimise with style and Gram shoes are no exception. The designers have taken upmarket country influences like hunting traditions from aristocratic Britain and paired them with a streamlined shape made for the city. Waxed cotton plaid and smooth black are in-store now at Bobby’s Cuts, or you can get online and find a Gram to suit your every mood, not just your latest T-shirt.

What:
Gram shoes

Where:
Bobby’s Cuts, Shop 4, 237 Flinders Lane (down Scott Alley), Melbourne

When:
Mon- Thurs 10-6, Fri 10-8, Sat 10-6, Sun 12-5

Contact:
9663 4030

How much:
$175-$250

 
   
 
 
 

Now don’t call us pansies, but ThreeThousand occasionally enjoys a organic-gluten-and-sugar-free-apple-bran muffin.

The Organic Food and Wine Deli (TOFWD) is Degrave’s answer to the Vic Market’s organic section, but smaller. After seven years in operation last week the store took on a whole new face (and acronym), but thankfully its insides have remained the same.

If the novelty has worn off your nori roll, TOFWD has a range of healthy spelt sandwiches, vege-beef pasties, study rye-flour pies and burgers to keep you away from Subway. There’s even organic chocolate and big berry muffins for dessert… stomach rumbling a little?

What:
The Organic Food and Wine Deli

Where:
28 Degraves St, Melbourne

When:
Mon-Fri 6.30-7.30, Sat-Sun 8-6

Contact:
9654 5157
 
 
 

Not many people get to celebrate their 50th birthday by publishing a glossy coffee table book, but then the creator of Italian fashion empire DIESEL isn’t your average guy.

Proving all fashion designers are self-absorbed egotists, Fifty is a homage to the life and times of Renzo Rosso and the mega brand he’s created. It’s part biography and part historical overview, and it’s filled with glossy photos of Rosso with people like Bono and the Dalai Lama, a conversation we reckon inspired a summer range of orange sportswear circa 1996. There’s even a CD of DIESEL’s most famous advertising campaigns to satisfy the most tragic of brand addicts. At $265, the royalties are probably going towards a sweet birthday bash for eurotrash, but then, if you’re the kind of person who spends $500 on a pair of jeans, you’ll probably have no qualms about dropping half that on a book.

What:
Fifty

Where:
From DIESEL stores

How much:
$265
 
   
 
 
 

It won’t be long before radio stations suck the disco-blood from neck of Swedish singer-songwriter Jenny Wilson and, her album Love And Youth is lost among a graveyard of hack remixes. If it hasn’t already happened then you should enjoy it while you can.

“Let My Shoes Lead Me Forward”, despite the occasional shudder-inducing Scissor Sisters similarity, is like a squirt of serotonin to a raved-out mind, while the subtler “Summer Time – The Roughest Time” couldn’t be more poignant as sunshine burns people’s shoulders and relationships seem to burn people’s hearts.

Inevitabilities aside, Love And Youth contains the medicinal properties found in both recreational drugs and anti-biotics, and can not only inspire debauchery, but can also induce the numbness needed to recover from it. What’s more, unlike Xanax, there is no prescription needed.

What:
Love And Youth                               

Who:
Jenny Wilson

On:
Rabid Records (2006)

Myspace:
here
 
 
 

When word has it that your country’s film industry is putting $3.5 million into a production directed by Geoffrey Wright, starring a strong cast of Australian acting talent and written by Shakespeare - you expect big things.

Macbeth is definitely big, but in all the wrong places. The gun-fights are big, the words are big, even the cast’s wardrobe is well, big. But not once does the film ever resonate past a big flop.

Maybe we expect too much, maybe it’s a case of poor casting, or maybe it’s the fact that throughout the film everyone from Macbeth (Sam Worthington) to McDuff (Lachy Hulme) appears to be ‘performing Shakespeare’, instead of speaking real words that denote real emotions.

ThreeThousand was unsure whether to even peg this review. There’s so much to get excited about in our creative city, there are also some beautiful films bearing the Australian stamp. So we say this, go see Macbeth, be it at the cinema or on DVD. See it and if you’re involved in film on any level, create something brilliant to counter it.

What:
Macbeth

Where:
Most major cinemas

Watch the trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

At first glance, Mart 130 looks like a road-side stop on the way to Hicksville, not St Kilda. But come closer and the scent of freshly-brewed coffee wafting from the doorway suggests otherwise.

Cushion-lined benches, fresh flowers and tables big enough to handle a double page broadsheet makes a stop here worth running late to work. But the small team’s swift service means you’ll probably still make 9am, as they whisk up coffee, toast, fresh bircher museli, pancakes and porridge with relaxed gusto.

We’re trying not to gush, but if you have time to linger, Mart’s north-facing balcony provides lofty vistas over Albert Park. With views this organic and fresh, you even begin to forget that the beer swilling haven known as Gunn Island is just across the tramline…

What:
Mart 130

Where:
Middle Park Light Rail Stop, 107a Canterbury Rd, Middle Park

When:
Daily 7.30am-5pm

Contact:
9690 8831
 
 

What:
Crayon Fields

When:
Friday Sept 29, 8pm

Where:
The Salon @ Melbourne’s Spanish Club, 59-61 Johnston St, Fitzroy

How much:
$10 from the venue

 

Description:
They’re being compared to the Beach Boys come the Zombies; Melbourne band The Crayon Fields launch their new album Animal Bells. Check out our review here, then go see them live. With Ned Collette and The Joannas, and Minimum Chips.

What:
TROUGH #9

When:
Fri Sept 29

Where:
Sin Bin, Geddes Lane, Melbourne

How much:
$10

 

Description:
This is funnier than anything we could ever write so we may as well use it verbatim – “Can’t get a good genuflection? Then come down to TROUGH #9 this friday and kneel before the House of Daniel Wang in full arms control. Berlin resident Daniel Wang will be channeling the italo spirit along with the local fierceness of Jimothy K, Pete Kung and Vinyl Richie."

What:
Dreamland

When:
Fri Sept 29 – Fri Oct 6

Where:
The Rehearsal Room @ Arts House, 521 Queensberry St, North Melbourne Town Hall

How much:
$15 full, $12 concession book online

 

Description:
Part of the 2006 Melbourne Fringe Festival, director and choreographer Ivan Thorley has devised Dreamland  - a vaudeville dance/artistic work starring one really pissed off clown and an extraordinary two-headed woman. Set against the background of thousands of tiny LED lights, this one looks set to baffle.

What:
The Howling Bells

When:
Sat Sept 30, 8.30pm

Where:
The Corner Hotel, 57 Swan St, Richmond

How much:
$15 + b/f from The Corner box office or WIN one of three double passes here. Email your name and mobile before 10am Thurs Sept 28

 

Description:
They’re currently based in the UK, but the Howling Bells are back in Melbourne to take on a headline tour and a support gig with Placebo. Their haunting self-titled album has already made waves round Europe, but you can catch them at the Corner with Bit By Bats.

What:
To All The People We Love

When:
Sat Sept 30, 9pm

Where:
Backstage, cnr Lt Collins and Russell St, Melbourne

How much:
$10 or $5 after the bands

 

Description:
To all the kids that dance, To All The People We Love and EXO Records have found you a dance floor and sound courtesy of Temper Trap and New Zealand’s 1QA live, and DJs SJX, Vinyl Richie, Bromance and Lucy Lux.

 
   
 
 

It’s always a pleasure to come across stores that work to promote independent design. YTBA is home to a collective of young fashion designers and artists from across Australia, where you can buy what you see without moving off your butt. Stay still and read more about the store here, or answer the following question to score a YTBA gift pack containing a Curious Clothing singlet, dapple-grey necklaces and poodle purse by Jaime Beattie. Boys can trade the singlet for a tee, but the purse and necklaces stay.

 

This week’s question:
Do you read the WIN section first?

a) Yes
b) No, I read every word of your awesome newsletter from beginning to end
c) Just give me the prize
d) N/A

Congratulations to last week’s Favela Rising winners Mark, Andrew, Daniela and Martyn. This week it might be you, or it might not. To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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