Wednesday 20th – 27th September

If there is one way to learn something, it’s to bite off more than you can chew. There’s nothing quite like the fear of choking to get the blood pumping, the heart racing and the adrenalin flowing.

ThreeThousand 074 could well be the cultural ham sandwich to your Mama Cas and although nothing in this issue will kill you, it will choke your social calendar and fatten you up in all the right ways. We have musical misfit C.W.Stoneking with his debut album King Hokum, new and aptly titled Flinders Lane gallery The Narrows, The Wind That Shakes The Barley, not to mention the final verdict for Melbourne’s favourite YumCha.

 

ThreeThousand 073 – more than you can chew

Cover photo by Bob Barton. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Activate
Mammals
C.W. Stoneking
SebastiAn
Kelley Polar
Touchscreen iPod
Going up

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


A Current Affair
Amyl
George W
Guy Sebastian
Kelly Clarkson
iPod jeans
Coming down

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Hey, did you notice? Melbourne's art scene has been exploding and expanding. New galleries, artists, styles. Fresh meat and fresh grills on which to cook it. The Narrows is a new space on Flinders Lane that promises to shake up the sometimes dour exhibits on offer on the street. Correct: always dour.

The concept is simply to intersperse artist-initiated exhibits occasionally interspersed with graphic design shows. Which, for those of you who've just tuned in, is arts flashy sequel.

The opening exhibit features Hamish Carr, Anna Ephraim, Susan Jacobs, Scott Miles and Saffron Newey, showing off the gallery's design and already delivers on the gallery's promise to shake it, shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture. Don't be surprised if The Narrows becomes part of city art crawls by the end of the year.

What:
The Narrows (Space + Exhibit)

Where:
2/141-143 Flinders Lane, Melbourne

When:
September 15 - October 8

How much:
Free

Contact:
The Narrows online or info@thenarrows.org
 
 
 

There’s no disputing that Steve McQueen is ‘The King of Cool’. But just what made the man? Some say it was his voice, some say his style, but those in the know say it was his sunglasses.

Inspired by the gallant men of the past, with a pair of McQueens you too can be cool (by association). Based on the style of musicians and stars, these sunnies may not pull you an Ali McGraw or score you a Hollywood pay-packet, but they will look damn fine when you’re feeling damn unwell after a night swilling beers at Pony.

What:
Flint McQueen sunglasses

How much:
$149

Contact:
Call Sunshades Eyewear for stockists 1300 721 160
 
   
 
 
 

There’s no need to wait around until Saturday when new artists and designers can be trawled from your veritable lap. A one-stop on-line hot shop of the yet to be announced in Australian fashion and design, YTBA is giving up-starts a start-up.

I Peck your Pun, Dapple Grey, Chip Chop, Bim Kenesis, Mintabi, Dena Pezzano, IMOK, Lenko and leina broughton are just some of the new comers with many more Yet To Be Announced. This e-boutique presents a profile with personality. A bio accompanies a compendium of the products offered by each designer, and a ‘getting personal’ button means you can find out what makes each designer tick… and where they live.

What:
YTBA

Where:
Online

When:
Whenever
 
 
 

It’s like SneakerFreaker for your chest. Even if your T-shirt obsession doesn’t rival that of the Threadless gang, the first issue of T – The Journal of T-Shirt Culture is an infectious archive of tee industry obsessives from Melbourne to LA.

Mixing old boys Paul Frank and Stussy, with local kids Nique and Schwipe, and online players Threadless and Monday to Friday; the niche publication positions the common T-shirt as a modern canvas of printed, stencilled, graphic and hand-drawn art.

With T-shirts for the thinking person, the evil person and the cute person, even the most blasé person will find something that suits their taste.

What:
T – The Journal Of T-Shirt Culture

Where:
Mag Nation, 88 Elizabeth St, Melbourne and

Metropolis Bookshop, Level 3 Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne

How Much:
$15

 
   
 
 
 

Although C.W. Stoneking hails from Footscray in Melbourne, he is more Mississippi than Maribyrnong. His album King Hokum, if listened to without the accompanying artist information is like something straight out of the 30's, with etched recording and a ramble that would make Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption proud.

For the non-believers rest assured that the authenticity of C.W. Stoneking’s music will make his origin redundant and the shoestring sounds such as ‘Don’t Go Dancin Down The Darktown Strutter’s Ball’ will make you long for a porch and a pouch of tobacco.

King Hokum is out now and Stoneking plays the Spiegeltent on Oct 22 and the East Brunswick Club on Oct 28.

What:
King Hokum

Who:
C.W. Stoneking

On:
Low Transit Industries

MySpace:
here
 
 
 

In June of 1922, Ireland erupted into civil war. Accounts of the situation since have been occupied by tip-toes through the roses and clover or zealous finger pointing. In The Wind That Shakes The Barley, Ken Loach explores the lead up to this devastating point in history; what could have been a tipping point to freedom but became a point of no return.

Loach is in no rush to make his point. Within his competent cast and photography he develops a love for the land and the people. Contradictory to some commentator’s implications, and despite the fact that the English are painted with a drab hand, the film is not a heroicisation of Irish Republicans. Rather it’s a considered lament on what drives ordinary people to violence in the name of politics. The Wind That Shakes The Barley took out the Palme D’or at Cannes this year confirming that such an exploration is well overdue.

What:
The Wind That Shakes The Barley

Where:
Palace Cinemas

When:
Opens September 21

Watch the trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

When ThreeThousand was hungover and excited about YumCha last week, we didn’t expect so many of you to be hungover and excited with us.

Over the past seven days we’ve been frequently channelling Homer Simpson as suggestions of meaty sui mai, prawn and chive dim sum, and dumplings stuffed with everything from yam to spinach have flown to our inbox with a scrumptious ‘ping’.

To everyone who sent suggestions, we thank you whole-heartedly and promise to test your tips every weekend for the next two months. Results are below, and as promised, we’ve even made you a pie chart.

The results…
Most popular city: Shark Fin Inn, 50 Lt Bourke St
Runner-up: Westlake, 189 Lt Bourke St
Most popular suburban: David’s, 4 Cecil Place, Prahran
Runner-up: AY Oriental Tea House, 455 Chapel St, Sth Yarra
Most unusual: Red Door Antique Café, McIlwrick St, Windsor
Full tank of gas?: Plume, 546 Doncaster Rd, Doncaster
Mouth-watering dish: Prawn Rice Noodles. “Delicious prawns wrapped up in long sheets of rice noodle, covered in soy sauce” at Shark Fin Inn.

What:
YumCha

Where:
All over Melbourne
 
 

What:
Love No. 9

When:
Thurs Sept 21, 7.30pm

Where:
The Spanish Club, 59-61 Johnston St, Fitzroy

How much:
$15 here or $20 on the door

 

Description:
Cabaret, comedy and a bit of cheeky burlesque are slated for the VCA Film benefit event. Dress Film Noir or burlesque and swing like crazy with the Diamond Dolls burlesque, DJ Emma Peel (The Blow Up) and the Love No.9 House Band.

What:
Love Outside Andromeda

When:
Fri Sept 22, 8.30pm

Where:
The East Brunswick Club, 280 Lygon St, East Brunswick

How much:
14+b/f here

 

Description:
Get them while they’re hot. The release last Saturday of Indie/Rock outfit LOA’s latest album Longing Was A Safe Place To Hide means that you won’t be able to catch the quartet for $14 for much longer.

What:
Portable Film Festival launch

When:
Sat Sept 23, 9pm

Where:
The Order of Melbourne, Level 2, 401 Swanston St, Melbourne

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Portable Film Festival doesn’t just celebrate independent film online, they also throw amazing parties…free. They’ve already smashed Adelaide and Sydney and now it’s Melbourne’s turn to launch with The Ca$inos, Plug In City, Opulent DJs, CWD, Liege and Woodchop.

What:
Meccanoid – Creatures of the Night

When:
Sat Sept 23

Where:
Public Office, 100 Adderley St, West Melbourne

How much:
$12 before midnight, $15 after (in costume), $18 without

 

Description:  
It’s a bit early for Halloween, but Meccanoid are getting freakish this Sat with help from the Little Beasties and Hot Little Hands live. The four Meccanoid Riders of the Robo-Apocalypse, a demented Doctor Cheswig and the Wigsville Cabaret will then lure you into the dawn of the damned.

What:
The 6th Annual High St Northcote Music Festival

When:
Sun Sept 24, 10am-10pm

Where:
High St, Northcote

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Contrary to popular belief, this High St festival isn’t just about World Music, but there will be a World Food Bazaar, which we’re quite excited about. Catch Macromantics, Gersey and Sophie Koh throughout the day, while Gaslight Radio, Isnod and Sneaker Trio take the stage come sunset.

 
   
 
 

Winner of the Best Emerging Documentary Filmmaker at Tribeca and the Best Documentary at Cinema Paradise, Favela Rising tells the story of a drug trafficker turned social revolutionary and shows the liberty contained within music like hip-hop, rap and reggae. Thanks to Madman we have five copies of the DVD to give away, just answer the following question.

 

This week’s question:
Which of the following is not from Brazil?

a) Cansei De Ser Sexy
b) Bonde Do Role
c) DJ Gorky
d) Nickelback

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

Advertising Partnerships:
ThreeThousand is funded in full by one advertising partner per issue. We warmly invite advertisers who see the benefit in speaking to Melbourne through a trusted and targeted medium to contact Francesco at frunch@rightanglepublishing.com

Editorial Submissions:
The editorial team at ThreeThousand may know a lot - but they don't know everything. Feel free to send information on events, venues or anything else to chris@threethousand.com.au

Feedback:
Heap praise, sling abuse, ramble inanely – if you have anything to say to us please send it directly to talk@threethousand.com.au

Disclaimer:
The information in ThreeThousand is subject to change. Although we attempt to ensure that the content at the time of publication is correct, we do not guarantee its accuracy or currency. Right Angle Publishing accepts no responsibility to you or anyone else arising from any use or reliance on the information contained in ThreeThousand or any inaccuracy in the information. The views and opinions expressed on material included in ThreeThousand may not reflect those of Right Angle Publishing.

 

We Built this City on Rock n Roll

Right Angle Publishing:

ThreeThousand and TwoThousand are published by Right Angle Publishing.

Right Angle Publishing:
Level 6, Curtin House
252 Swanston Street
Melbourne, 3000
(03) 9662 1657

Group Publisher:
Barrie Barton
03 9662 1657
barrie@rightanglepublishing.com

Editor:
Chris Barton
chris@threethousand.com.au

Deputy Editor:
Nadia Saccardo
nadia@threethousand.com.au

Design Monkeys:
tin&ed
www.tinanded.com.au

Contributing Monkeys:
Josh Gardiner
Jessie French
Remi Carette
Luke Brown
Jonah DeMallory
Lauren Hawthorne
Reuben Ruiter
Tom Jackson
Kath Loftus
Charlotte McInnes
Nigel Carboon
Martyn Pedler
Woody McDonald
Christian McCrea
Kirsten Law
Thom Grogan

ThreeThousand's MySpace:
myspace.com/threethousand