Wednesday 18th – 25th October

Like the kid that used to get bullied at school, this week ThreeThousand proudly declares that we are here to learn. No number of spit balls or wedgies can distract us from the amazing things happening around our city.

Our concentration levels have been high and our pens poised, always on the ready to take notes. Issue 077 features the Schwipe flagship store Don’t Come, the debut album from New York duo Home Video and innovative local music mag Demo. We also get educational with the Charles and Ray Eames DVD boxette and the New Ways of Thinking exhibition at Anna Schwartz gallery.

 

More exciting than the times tables and less precocious than a poetry recital, the following subjects may not be compulsory but not participating would feel like nothing short of self-imposed detention.

ThreeThousand Issue 077 – here to learn

Cover photo, Go Go Gadget legs by Tommy Dollars. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au

 
 
   


Barking Irons Shines
The virgins
The Whitest Boy Alive
Ping Pong Pixel
Trafalgar
c. neeon
Discobelle

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Yappy dogs
Sacrificing Virgins
Racism
Pixel advertising
Traffic
Neon bike vests
Disco hell

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

That heavy weight we feel when we walk into a gallery? Ignore that; that's the white elephant of theory and history than squats grossly in the corner of every white cube in every art scene. The already-said and the already-dead that executes every new idea and slots it neatly into the catalogue of 'nice tries'. Its the hipster death squads determining how 'real' a new artist is being.

Emily Floyd's new show of installations and sculptures actually suprises you by pointing to the elephant and not having a fit in the process. Simple, elegant craft is married to intelligent but unweighted refrains on theory and craft. ‘Dostoevsky is here with me, right now’ and ‘Gen-existential Crisis’ betray an approach to art informed, even haunted by theory.

As luck would have it, Floyd's work is acutely aware of how damn dull it can be to fuse theory and practice. The exhibit of minature rainbows, wooden words, sculpted dioramas and giant anarchy icons is worth a visit, brightening up the usually dour 'money' end of the Flinders Lane art scene.

What:
Emily Floyd - New Ways of Thinking

When:
Tues-Fri 12-6, Sat 1-5

Where:
Anna Schwartz Gallery, 185 Flinders Lane, Melbourne

How much:
Free

Image:
‘Steiner Rainbow’ by Emily Floyd
 
 
 

If you missed the brief Eames homage as part of the Design Festival earlier on this year, you can now own a copy of the six volume DVD boxette.

Husband and wife team Charles and Ray Eames were arguably the 20th century’s most powerful design partnerships and multitasking furniture designers, architects, artists and film makers. Their DVD box set comes complete with all of the duo’s experimental short films, documentaries, commercials and a fondness for American political philosophers Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson.

Including their most famous work Powers of Ten, this is a must-have collection for anyone interested in gaining an insight into their phenomenal existence.

What:
Charles and Ray Eames DVD boxette

Where:
Order from Readings stores

How much:
$134.95

Contact:
Readings online
 
   
 
 
 

With an outspoken fashion sense that says ‘Islam is OK’ and ‘H.A.B.I.T KILLS’, Schwipe has built its reputation on the unconventional.

Finally out on its own, the label’s maiden store Don’t Come is damn hard to find but damn hard to leave once you do. With a space saturated in natural light, infinity mirrored changerooms and a gallery in progress, the name might imply that you’re not wanted, but Schwipe have never followed the rules anyway.

What:
Don’t Come

Where:
Level 2, Royal Arcade, 314 Collins St, Melbourne

When:
Mon-Sat 12-6

Contact:

9639 2227
 
 
 

It’s not often you hear ‘non profit’ and ‘music promotion’ in the same sentence, but it’s not often you come across a publication the size of Demo.

Double the dimensions of an average mag, Demo Issue #1 showcases unearthed Australian music talent across all genres, giving local artists a leg up of the largest kind.

The magazine breaks boundaries in more than size, Demo injects art and graphic design back into music – it’s a film clip on paper. Made to be pulled apart and slapped on a bedroom wall, the bold, raw and infectious shots of artists like Macromantics, Hell City Glamours, Peret Mako and Emma Sholl rival the most established fashion features.

From paper to the net, Demo stores tracks from all featured artists online, so you can read their history and then hear their music. Issue #1 also came with its own live launch starring all featured artists - because in the words of co-editors Andrew and Mark Moffitt: “Recorded music sounds great but there’s nothing like being there with a fat guy sweating on you.”

What:
Demo Issue #1

Where:
Metropolis, Level 3 Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne.
Greville St Bookstore, 145 Greville St, Prahran.
Brunswick St Bookstore, 305 Brunswick St, Fitzroy.

How much:
$10
 
   
 
 
 

Not all dance music should make you dance. In fact at its best, dance music should probably reduce its listeners to a mild mannered sway or a transcendental stupor, a ritualistic physical shut down that allows you to focus on the mind rather than your latest dance move.

Don’t be alarmed, as pseudo-spiritual as all this sounds, the debut No Certain Night Or Morning by Home Video is not a relaxation tape but rather a (backwards/forwards/sideways) step into an electronic era where subtlety and sadness are not necessarily bad things. To help contextualise such sweeping statements, think New Order and Depeche Mode with a pinch of The Presets’ ‘Girl And The Sea’, one cup of joy, two spoons nostalgia, and shaken well.

The one thing you don’t have to worry about is Home Video being half-baked. 

What:
No Certain Night Or Morning

Who:
Home Video

On:
Etch ‘n’ Sketch

Myspace:
here

Touring:
with My Latest Novel, The Corner Hotel, Dec 7
 
 
 

For a sexually explicit and politically subversive producer, Christine Vachon holds a homely title.

The “Godmother of politically committed film” and “Godmother of New Queer Cinema”, Vachon has been breaking cinematic ground since Poison, which won the Grand Jury prize at Sundance in 1991. Not one to shy away from graphic sex or political challenge, in her R-rated films sex is liquidised, and intellectualised as fetishes are unearthed and the occasional housewife becomes a sex maniac.

The ACMI showcase features Far From Heaven, Velvet Goldmine, I Shot Andy Warhol and a preview screening of The Notorious Bettie Page, which manages to make patent leather visually enticing to more than the shadies outside ClubX.

What:
Focus on Christine Vachon

Where:
ACMI, Federation Square, Flinders St, Melbourne

When:
October 19-29

How much:
Full $13, Concession $10 book here

Contact:
ACMI online or 03 8663 2583
 
   
 
 
 

Nestled somewhere between the King St strippers and the sleepy suburb of North Melbourne is the Spencer Street cab rank. To the untrained eye it looks like the place where cab drivers go to die, or perhaps where they congregate to brainstorm new ways to be rude to passengers. However, for those in the know, it is the home of the best steak sandwich ever to line a drunken persons stomach.

Admittedly, there’s only so much you can say about a steak sandwich and even less when you’re too drunk to string two words together. However, what we can say is that although it may not be the ideal place for a first date it is the perfect place for your last stop on a big night.

What:
Truck Stop Steak Sanga (with the lot)

Where:
Somewhere on Spencer St

When:
24 hours

How much:
$7.50

Image discredit:
Steak’
oil on sandwich
Chris Barton 2006
 
 

What:
Witness Protection Program Social Club

When:
Sat Oct 21, 10pm-very late

Where:
The Public Office, 100 Adderly St. West Melbourne

How much:
$20 on the door, $15 for WPP card members or people in burqas or shmaghs

 

Description:
Let’s face it. On Saturdays after midnight most people would look better in burqas, so thankfully this weekend WPPSC throw a ‘gentlemen prefer burqas’ party. The money raised also goes to a good cause, that being the wonderful They Shoot Homos Don’t They? magazine which we featured last week.

What:
Flesh Vs Venom Album Launch

When:

Sat Oct 21, 8.30pm

Where:
The Tote, 71 Johnston St, Collingwood

How much:
$10

 

Description:
‘Discomfort Disco’ band Flesh Vs Venom launch their debut album Tales Of The Parrot House through Exo Records. They are supported by True Radical Miracle, Sinking Citizenship, Lakes and DJs Bromance and Vinyl Richie.

What:
Collideascope at the Espy

When:
Sat Oct 21, 7pm

Where:
The Espy, 11 The Esplanade, St Kilda

How much:
$25 + b/f here or from Central Station, Greville Records, Northside and Polyester.

 

Description:
The temporary Red Bull Music Academy in Richmond has housed cutting-edge producers and musicians for the past few weeks. This Saturday co-founder of New York’s Salsoul and Latin soul legend Joe Bataan breaks out to headline Collideascope, with the UK’s Steve Spacek + Benji B. Across four stages, the artists will be joined by Chez Damier and more. We have two double passes to give away, just email HELLO JOE to win@threethousand.com.au. For a low-down on other academy happenings go to NowNow.

What:
Love Of Diagrams

When:
Sat Oct 21

Where:
Geddes Lane

 

Description:
Returning from their Sydney EP launch Love Of Diagrams play Bootleg with the shoe-gazing/grunge sounds of You Will Die Alone and theatrical electro-pop of Barrage.

What:
C.W. Stoneking

When:
Sun Oct 22, 7pm

Where:
The Famous Spiegeltent at the Arts Centre

How much:
$30, book here

 

Description:
Since we featured C.W. Stoneking’s King Hokom Blues in Issue 073 we have been aching to see him live. This Sunday he plays his time-travelling blues at The Spiegeltent. Don’t miss this.

 
   
 
 

This summer Olde launch the new in the ostensibly boring world of the ‘Aussie Bag’ with their Olde Skool Collection, which, fills the gap between high-end luxury and low grade boring. Pick one up at Miishu in South Melbourne and Phillips on Chapel St, or if you’re very lucky, you could sling a Grammar Traveller over your shoulder this week. It’s an oversized, slouchy but tailored sac valued at $180 and it comes with an Olde Skool Collection CD. Just answer the following question.

 

This week’s question:
Which of the following things won’t make people think less of you if they look in your bag?

a) Bombs
b) Chihuahuas
c) Guns
d) Chewing gum

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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