Wednesday 11th – 18th October

It’s easy to take things too seriously. To get stuck in a rut and become numb or even displeased by the things that surround you. Maybe it’s a symptom of the times, a loss of perspective, or an excess of experiences, yet as Martin Amis once put so simply ‘Life is the life of the party’, and in the context of this week never has a truer word been spoken.

ThreeThousand Issue 076 brings the party with Issue 3 of one of our favourite publications They Shoot Homos Don’t They? and the debut full length from one of our favourite bands My Disco. We wax lyrical about Bless pins and we self induce a sugar high at Candy Cube.

For this issue we lived, we laughed and we cried, the highs were high and the lows were lower than a pair of hipster jeans in the outer suburbs. But it was worth it because Issue 076 is a little snap shot of some of the things that make us feel human.

 

ThreeThousand 076 – such is life

Cover photo by Natasha Chance. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au

WANTED: NowNow Pics and ThreeThousand are still looking for photographers to document Melbourne's Street fashion and nighttime debauchery. If you are interested please contact chris@threethousand.com.au for more details.

 
 
   


Her Space Holiday
Flush calls
Plague songs
Four Tet
Beforecast
Facadeprinter
Pig Mag
Album cover madness
Ghosts
Pomomofo's Exclusive 3T mix

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Mondays
Thrush
Plagues
Jet
Overcast
Kinkos
Aardvarks
Bad cover bands
Burnt Toast
Mofos

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Kyota Takahashi's exhibit is part of the ‘Rapt!: Contemporary Art from Japan’ super-exhibition. Showing Melbourne and Sydney how Japanese art extends beyond the meditative (Mori) and cutesy (Murakami), Takahashi's abiding interests are in architecture and light, and Spacement's subtle angles provide a perfect arena for Vanishing.

Spectral figures dance and flicker as shadows on the gallery floor, occasionally blooming to a brilliant white light. The indistinct character of the figures allow a degree of playfulness to enter into the tone of Vanishing, and Takahashi's experience in light projection suffuses the somewhat dry technological premise with energy and wit. Those looking for 'Japanese-ness' in Takahashi's work will find their gaze deflected along invisible city streets and shadows and back towards the subject in play, which perfectly captures the intent of the Rapt! projects.

If this isn't enough light-play, there is also Takahashi's Public Projection at the Lonsdale Street Power Station - cnr. Lonsdale Street and Spencer Street on Thursday October 12 and Friday October 13, from 7pm.

What:
Vanishing

When:
October 10 – October 29
Wed -Fri 12-6, Sat 1-5

Where:
Spacement gallery, Watson Place, Melbourne (off Flinders Lane near cnr of Swanston and Collins)

How much:
Free

Image credit:
Vanishing by Kyota Takahashi
 
 
 

If you’re growing tired of laser-cut accessories then say hello to BLESS - a label that hovers somewhere between eclectic fashion and wearable art.

The brainchild of a German and an Austrian who met in Paris (and a group of permanent collaborators) BLESS’s artistic core has been embraced worldwide, through exhibitions spanning Tokyo to Paris.

The collection has grown from BLESS N° 001 Furwigs to N° 29 Wallscapes, with scarves, basics and Design Relativators in between.

Marais are hosting their quarter-century with BLESS N° 25 pins and buttons fresh in-store. So “don’t worry if you throw the honey out the window, it won’t re-enter through the door” and stick one of these on your jumper.

What:
BLESS N° 25 uniseasoners

Where:
Marais, L1 314 Lt Collins St, Melbourne

When:
Mon-Sat 10-6, closed Sunday

How much:
$25

Contact:
9639 0495
 
   
 
 
 

It’s fluro-white and smack in the middle of China Town, but there’s something about Candy Cube that recalls the childhood dash down to the local Milk Bar for a 50c bag of mixed lollies (and the occasional Big Boss).

It could be all the candy. The juicy assortment of fruit salad, sour colas, raspberries, milk bottles and fizzers mean that here eyes are frequently bigger than stomachs. Surprisingly the Cube also has a loyalty system, so you can reward your sugar headache with more sugar.

At $1.95 for 100 grams, Candy Cube is 5c more expensive than the store two doors down, but you don’t have to brave the scent of fermented fish to get your plastic bag’s worth.

What:
Candy Cube

Where:
Shop 10, 206 Bourke St, Melbourne

When:
Opens 11am

How much:
$1.95 for 100 grams
 
 
 

In the tough world of independent publishing print titles can drop off faster than a dinger off a limp dick - and you know that you truly like a magazine when you get anxious that the next issue is not on the shelves when you think it should be. Fortunately, They Shoot Homos Don’t They? is back and better than ever with Issue 03, which explores the brotherhood, and ties together simple things in order to reveal their complexity. It also comes with an amazing mix CD featuring Xiu Xiu, Chicks On Speed, Kim, Phillips Sisters, Psapp and HTRK.

We conducted an interview with TSHDT? editor Timothy Moore to give you more of an insight into this wonderful publication than a 150-word feature can.

You can also show your support by…
1) attending the launch this Sunday at Alia on Gertrude, $10 entry (includes a copy of the magazine)
2) attending WPPSC Burqa party at the Public Office on Sat Oct 21. More details in next week’s OUT.

What:
They Shoot Homos Don’t They? – Issue 03

Where:
3 Deep, NGV, Metropolis, Readings, Polyester, Brunswick St Bookstore

How much:
$12.95

NowNow Interview:
here
 
   
 
 
 

My Disco’s Cancer is a raw and elemental debut which, true to their goal, has captured the essence of their live sound.

What is most apparent when listening to the record is the intellectual process behind it. This by no means implies pretence, in fact, exactly the opposite. Theirs is a sound that resonates a philosophy and not just a fad, a complete musical commitment driven by logic and structures that even an A-grade debater would find near impossible to undermine. Running at a length of 25 minutes, it is short like this review, only a hell of a lot sharper.

Cancer is out now and My Disco launch the album at the Public Office in West Melbourne with Macromantics, Fabulous Diamonds and Eddie Current Suppression Ring this Saturday. To be in the running to win one of two double passes email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject heading My Disco.

What:
Cancer

Who:
My Disco

On:
Stomp Entertainment / Numerical Thief

Myspace:
here

NowNow Interview:
here

Download:
‘Perfect Protection’
 
 
 

It’s not out until the end of October, but there’s so much controversy surrounding new film Fast Food Nation that we wanted to get in on the action.

You’ve probably seen the new McDonald’s ad campaign, featuring perky teens driving around Australia investigating the mysteries of fast food. It’s just like Scooby Doo (if Fred and Daphne were corporate shills instead of ghost-hunters). First there was McLibel, then Supersize Me, and now Richard Linklater’s film Fast Food Nation.

Basing a drama on Eric Schlosser’s non-fiction book about food, politics, and exploitation risks using characters just to parrot exposition, but Linklater and his cast (including Greg Kinnear, Ethan Hawke, and the always-awesome Kris Kristofferson) stick close to naturalism. While the pacing’s erratic at times, the slow build to the final scenes of untrained workers on the ‘killing floor’ is as nerve-wracking as any horror film.

Fast Food Nation might have only preached to the regular choir of indie vegetarians, but now that McDonald’s have pointed out how kaa-razy!!!  we are to doubt them, everyone should see the film.  Hell, read the book too.  And then – to quote the clown – make up your own mind.

What:
Fast Food Nation

Where:
Kino Dendy, 45 Collins St, Melbourne
Cinema Nova, 380 Lygon St, Melbourne

When:
In cinemas October 26

Watch the trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

Melbourne is not just ‘the place to be’ it’s also the place of markets. Every weekend the city and suburbs explode with farmer’s markets, craft markets, second-hand markets and now a book market.

It’s worth heading out with a hangover to the Federation Square Book Market, if only for the opportunity to browse Andrew Barnes's stall of obscure treasures.

The book dealer not only has converted copies of any B.S. Johnson, he also carries a pretty solid range of non-standard Russian heavyweights. Outside this the breadth of Andrew's knowledge and his enthusiasm for his trade are treasures in themselves. ThreeThousand has barely made it off his table, imagine what else is there under The Atrium.

What:
Book Market

Where:
The Atrium Federation Square, Flinders St, Melbourne

When:
Every Saturday 11-5

How much:
Second hand prices
 
 

What:
Dappled Cities Fly

When:
Fri Oct 13, 8.30pm

Where:
The East Brunswick Club, 280 Lygon St East Brunswick

How much:
$12 + B/F here

 

Description:
Dappled Cities Fly launch their second album Granddance which was produced by Jim Fairchild (Grandaddy) and mixed by Jacquire King (Tom Waits, Modest Mouse, Kings of Leon). They are supported by The Temper Trap and The Crayon Fields. To be in the running to win a double pass email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line ‘I CAN FLY’.

What:
Is Not Magazine Issue #8 Launch Party

When:
Fri Oct 13, 8pm-3am

Where:

Backstage, above the Portland Hotel (cnr Russell and Little Collins), Melbourne

How much:
$10

 

Description:
True to form, Is Not Magazine launch Issue 8 (Honesty Is Not The Best Policy?) with a Grand Masquerade Fantasy Ball, perfect for anyone who disgraced themselves last weekend. Featuring live bands The Sticks and Spider Vomit (ex-Young Professionals) and DJs Declan Kelly, Mafia and Bromance. Thanks to Is Not Magazine you could win one of two packs including a T-shirt, magazine and double pass to the party by emailing win@threethousand.com.au with the subject heading ‘LIES’.

What:
Cutters Records Shadows/Tombstone 12” launch party

When:
Fri Oct 13, 9pm-late

Where:
The Order of Melbourne, L2 401 Swanston St (opposite RMIT), Melbourne

How much:
N/A

 

Description:
Cutters Records celebrate the Midnight Juggernauts’ – Shadows 12” release (feat. remixes by Comets and Ajax) with Friday the 13th festivities. Cut Copy DJs, DJ Belgium, DJ Boring and Midnight Juggernauts say farewell before their overseas tour with a DJ set that will lift the already high ceiling at The Order Of Melbourne. LISTEN TO AJAX’S REMIX OF THE MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS SHADOWS HERE: EXCLUSIVE TO THREETHOUSAND.

What:
Honkytonks Keg Party Gala Launch

When:
Fri Oct 13, 9-11pm

Where:
Honkytonks, Duckboard Place, Melbourne

How much:
N/A

 

Description:
Bring your frat cup because this Friday Honkytonks host a Keg Parteeey complete with a money machine and free beer and free bbq between 9pm and 11pm.

What:
World’s End Press single launch

When:
Fri Oct 13, 8pm

Where:
The Evelyn, 351 Brunswick St, Fitzroy

How Much:
$8

 

Description:
5-piece local band World’s End Press launch their single ‘Devotion’ with Aleks and the Ramps, Seconds and Talkshow Boy.

 
   
 
 

A magazine in the hand is worth two in the bush. This week we are giving you a chance to win one of five issues of our READ feature They Shoot Homos Don’t They? To be in the running answer the following question…

 

This week’s question:
The shooting of which person is claimed to have triggered World War I?

a) John Lennon
b) Franz Ferdinand
c) JFK
d) Mr Burns

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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