Wednesday 4th – 11th October

As author Tom Robbins once wrote, ‘changing places at the table doesn't fool the cards’. With this in mind ThreeThousand has shifted seats and let juggernaut fashion designers/shop owners/curators Alpha 60 lay their sub-cultural cards on the table, and trust us, it’s a royal flush.

ThreeThousand will continue to feature guest editors in the first issue of every month and as our debutants, Georgie and Alex have set a high standard with NZ magazine Black, controversial cult film Man Bites Dog, Cheap Monday’s Skyscraper jeans and Fionn Regan’s The End Of History. They have also given us SHOP, told us what is COOL and chewed up and spat out what is FOOL.

 

ThreeThousand 075 – double or nothing

Cover photo by tin&ed. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Roald Dahl
Howling Bells
Morocco
Kurt Cobain
The Clash
Peter, Paul & Mary
Catchdubs
Winners

*by Alpha60
Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Lentil dahl
Bowling hell
Rococo
Kirk Russell
The clap
George, John & Tony
Catching colds
Sinners

*by Alpha60
Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

The Nicholas Building is a work of art in itself, and if you go there to visit the Collected Works bookshop, or one of the many odd little shops hidden within, you've probably come across the Viewing Space at least once.

Death and Preservation is an exhibit perfectly suited to the room and to the building. A scenario opens up as soon as you walk in; lysergic despair and cold stone on one hand, manic passion and wry whimsy on the other. The exhibit's collective use of colour is startling, perhaps more so than if exhibited in a more conventional ‘white cube’.

Group exhibit themes rarely reflect anything more than a postscript, but in Death and Preservation there is a sense of collective narrative. Intentional or not, it gives the sense that these artists aren't a crop of lo-fi experimenters, but instead something more daring, with a technical care that is so usually absent.

What:
Death and Preservation


When:
Wed-Fri 11.30-4.30, Sat 12-5

Where:
Viewing Space Gallery, Room 16, Level 6, Nicholas Building (cnr. Flinders Lane and Bourke), Melbourne

How much:
Free
 
 
 

Everyone is getting a bit sick of low-rider jeans. Girls are tired of jeans that you need a bikini wax to wear around children and guys are sick of getting an eye-full of ass-crack every time you drop your phone. Basically, low has gotta go.

We’re not sure whether Cheap Mondays’ new skyscraper cut is a backlash against this crack epidemic or a private tribute to September 11, but we do know that they are really, really awesome.

These high-rise hell-raisers are available now at both our stores, but get in quick because they are flying out the doors with their low-priced siblings. You can get your own pair of nipple huggers for a cosy $115, and you don’t even have to buy them on a Monday.

*by Alpha60

What:
Cheap Monday Skyscrapers

Where:
Alphaville, L1 262 Brunswick St, Fitzroy and 2A Cecil Pl, Prahan

How much:
$115

Contact:
Alphaville online or 9416 4296
 
   
 
 
 

There’s an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer has this idea to make a coffee table book about coffee tables. Everything is going well until he spills burning-hot coffee all over Kathie Lee Gifford and…Hold on, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Books at 100 Smith and The Painted Word have enough great coffee-table books to make even the most uncultured of granny flats look like the sleek bachelor pads of the aesthetically conscious.

Head over to either for a bookworm’s feast of design, photography and other books to please the eyes without hurting the pocket.

*by Alpha60

What:
Books at 100 Smith and The Painted Word

Where:
100 Smith St, Collingwood and 226 Chapel St, Prahran

When:
Mon-Fri 9-6.30 and Sat-Sun 11-5

Contact:
100 Smith on 9495 6651 or The Painted Word on 9521 1244
Email: hortonbooks@bigpond.com
 
 
 

Black is the creative offspring of Grant Fell and ex-Pavement-fashion-editor Rachael Churchward. Now, Pavement is a great magazine and everything, but that re-occurring chestnut of wisdom rings true once again – once you’ve had Black you never go back.

The colours edition of Black is the 2nd edition and like the launch has a number of super sophisticated shoots that combine that dark NZ vibe thing that they have going on with more than a touch of class. Whilst the world probably doesn't need another fashion mag - we can sure do with one if it is done this well.
This month’s edition features Alpha60, Material Boy, Josh Goot and enough glossy genius to make you think New Zealand might be ready take on Paris as the world’s most fashionable destination…almost.

*by Alpha60

What:
Black

Where:
Borders, Melbourne Central, 211 Latrobe St, Melbourne

How much:
$12.95
 
   
 
 
 

No one makes mix-tapes anymore, but if they did, anything by Fionn Regan would be a good addition. In fact, we can pretty much guarantee that a track like ‘Put A Penny In The Slot’ would have your beloved-to-be drawing love hearts around your initials during biology.

Fionn’s only 25, but his sincere, storytelling style has been compared to Young, Woody Guthrie and John Lennon, and basically sounds like Bright Eyes if he didn’t whinge so much and told more stories. He’s supported Joanna Newsom and is about to tour with Midlake, so if you are into the acoustic singer/songwriter types chances are we’ve just found you your new poster-boy.

His new album may not be The End Of History that the title proclaims, but with the help of a tape-deck it could spell the End of Virginity for many a clammy-handed, lovelorn teen.

*by Alpha60

What:
The End Of History

Who:
Fionn Regan

On:
Etch n Sketch, released this Saturday Oct 7

Myspace:
here
 
 
 

Man Bites Dog (1993) is a Belgian black-comedy with the dubious honour of having the greatest number of international bannings for a film permitted in the US.

The film features a trio of documentary makers who trail a poetry-reciting, chamber-music composing serial-killer as he goes about his day-to-day business of murderous rampage. Ben, the film’s predatory protagonist, precedes Ellis’ Bateman as the original charismatic serial-killer, and the film’s plot precedes The Truman Show to be the original movie to ask the big questions when it comes to reality-TV.

It’s probably not the feel-good hit to take the kids to this summer, but it could be a good option for anyone who likes to laugh and think at the same time

*by Alpha60

What:
Man Bites Dog

Where:
The Arthouse section of your local video store, or Amazon 
 
   
 
 
 

At this time of year, it’s easy to get overwhelmed with the range of festival programs on offer. First it was film, then fashion, and now fringe. If you want to tackle the Fringe Fest but feel a case of the festibules coming on, then these are our picks.

The Chinese Art Of Placement
A one man show (and we all know how bad that can be) but this sounds promising. With a script that recently won awards in the States, artists from Toronto, Melbourne and New York have collaborated for this painful take on Feng Shui.

Puzzle Boy
Laurence Leung has been writing and performing personal shows about obsession for years. This time he attacks the age-old love/hate relationship with…the Rubik’s cube.

When I Grow Up
A youth-run circus deserves all the props we can give it. Features hormone-riddled acrobats, contortionists and angst…

What:
The 2006 Melbourne Fringe Festival

Where:
Citywide, check online for details

When:
September 27 – October 15

Contact:
The Melbourne Fringe Festival online
 
 

What:
Wow

When:
Wed Oct 4 - Sat Oct 14

Where:
Melbourne’s GPO Level 2, cnr Bourke St Mall and Elizabeth St, Melbourne

 

Description:
The GPO astounded many decadent shoppers with their instalment of live-stocked bird cages, but they’re not stopping there. To celebrate the State of Design festival the centre has let creative-types run wild up on level two. Wow is spread across two rooms and incorporates a wealth of talent. Eness have put together a virtual forest of goldfish pondcasts and hyperlinked trees, and if you can navigate past that, there’s also a design market stocked by a gaggle of Victorian designers.

What:
The Rogers Sisters

When:
Fri Oct 6, 9pm

Where:
Revolver Upstairs, 229 Chapel St, Prahran

How much
:
$30 +b/f from the Corner Box Office and Missing Link online

 

Description:
If you are as over the Scissor Sisters as we are then The Rogers Sisters will calm your soul. Jumping off the success of their new album The Invisible Deck, the trio are playing Revolver with support from I Heart Hiroshima and Damn Arms.

What:
Ghislain Poirier

When:
Fri Oct 6, 9pm

Where:
The Public Office, 100 Adderly St, West Melbourne

How much:
$15 on the door or WIN a double pass. Just email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject GHISLAIN before 10am Thurs Oct 5.

 

Description:
Hailing from Canada and signed to Chocolate, Ghislain Poirier is fresh from a tour supporting Spank Rock across the U.S. Known for his electronic take on Jamaican dancehall and grime, the DJ will appear with Gorky (Bonde Do Role, Brazil), mash-up master and the associate editor of Fader magazine Nick Catchdubs (USA), and Chris Lemon Red (USA) who co-runs Mad Decent records and pegs hip-hop blog Lemon-Red.org.

What:
MSTRKRFT

When:
Fri Oct 6, 10pm

Where:
Brown Alley, cnr King and Lonsdale St, Melbourne

How much:
$22 + b/f from Modular, Moshtix, Fat Boutiques or WIN a double pass. Just email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject MODULAR by 10am Thurs Oct 5.

 

Description:
When it comes to pinning together a bit of house, hip-hop, punk and a lot of electronic experimentation, MSTRKRFT have few rivals. Catch them live with The Midnight Juggernauts and Dances With Voices live, plus Cut Copy DJs and Agent 86.

What:
Wajeed

When:
Sat Oct 7, 10pm

Where:
Laundry, 50 Johnston St, Fitzroy

How much:
$15

 

Description:
Detroit-based hip hop producer Wajeed has been hanging out at the Red Bull Academy in Richmond and is set to take over Laundry this weekend. Part of Platinum Pied Pipers Wajeed is renowned for his work with the late, legendary Jay Dee. Supported by Tiago Andre (Portugal), Loot and Ooi.

 
   
 
 

A couple of weeks ago we featured Flint McQueen sunglasses and organised a giveaway in the hope that we got to keep them but we’re not allowed. You’re lucky we have ‘ethics’. Just answer the following question to win.

 

This week’s question:
The leading actor in The Great Escape was…

a) Alexander McQueen
b) Drag McQueen
c) Steve McQueen
d) The Queen

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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