Wednesday 29th Nov – 6th Dec
 
It’s a far cry from ‘Schoolies’, but this week in Melbourne your calendar will be more crowded than a Surfers Paradise hotel room, tastier than a UDL, more unpredictable than a drink spiking, and more fun than a bashing ever could be.

Check out the Alphaville Ephemeral pop-up shop in the city, the new book Toast by local author Daylan James, Softlightes debut EP Heart Made Of Sound, and we’re not only featuring Pan’s Labyrinth but are also giving you the chance to be among the first to see this cult film in-waiting.


 

Oh, and in case you forgot, it’s our ThreeThousand Class of ’06 Party this Friday, with The Temper Trap EP Launch, Plug-In City and a list of DJs whose middle names are all ‘sunrise’. 

ThreeThousand Issue 083 – school’s out

Cover photo by Tommy Dollars. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Amateur
The Rub
Bill Murrathon
The Rascals
Cobra Justice
Teenagers In Tokyo
Big Wigs

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Amateurs
A rash
Fun runs
Pastels
Bad band names
Puberty
Toupees

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Even though it’s been seriously abused over the years (Turner anyone?), Variable Speeds by Melbourne-based artist Mark McCarthy proves that painting is still a rich and expressive medium that, when handled correctly, can be fresh and powerful.

It’s hard to miss 150 oil-on-canvas birds opposite the commission flats on Gertrude Street. Like The Opponent, his previous exhibition at the Gertrude space, in Variable Speeds McCarthy has painted on a large and ambitious scale, whilst paying close attention to detail and subject. His new series of work explores the ambiguity of a number of contrasting images, unifying an array of seemingly unconnected subjects via a background of Naples yellow.

What:
Variable Speeds – Mark McCarthy

Where:
Dianne Tanzer Gallery, 108-110 Gertrude St, Fitzroy

When:
Until December 16
Tues-Fri 10-5, Sat 12-5

How much:
Free

Image by:
Mark McCarthy
 
 
 

Inspired by the weird, the wonderful, and fake Japanese food, Boy on Bike makes a fried egg on a string look attractive to more than a hungry kid with a hangover.

Born in September this year, BOB is baked by hand in a small Carlton flat using polyform clay and has been satisfying sugar cravings without cavities in Melbourne since.

With birds, cupcakes and fairybread, the label makes the banal appear desirable, and the fact that it’s currently only available in Melbourne also makes it a unique find.

What:
Boy on Bike

Where:
Little Salon, 71 Gertrude St, Fitzroy and Shp1/ 353, Little Collins St, Melbourne
Curious Eidolon, 80 Johnston St, Fitzroy

How much:
From $48-$52

Contact:
helena@boyonbike.com
 
   
 
 
 

Unless you’re in the market for an old vacuum clearer or splatted paint can, there’s no use heading to Alpha’s new store in the city just yet. But come next week and the space under St Paul’s will be transformed into the pop-up Alphaville Ephemeral.

For the past week Alpha 60’s Al, Georgie and co have been scraping and painting faster than Jamie Durie in a bogan’s backyard. The new space opens on December 1 with a party featuring DJ Hungry, before morphing into a makeshift Alphaville Ephemeral the following Friday until Christmas.

Following the silly season the shop will again go under the knife and emerge as Alphaville proper. A facelift hasn’t looked this good since Joan Collins, actually, it’s never looked this good.

What:
Alphaville Ephemeral

Where:
Beneath Chapter House, 209 Flinders Lane, Melbourne

When:
Friday December 1, Musicrecommenders.com launch, 6pm-9pm, RSVP here
Friday December 8-24, Alphaville Ephemeral, Mon-Sun 11-6pm
January 31 onwards, Alphaville proper, Mon-Sun 11-6pm

Contact:
Alpha 60 on 9525 0355 or 9416 4296
 
 
 

It’s saved you after a big night out and fed you during a skint night in. It’s an unsung hero, ‘the world’s most reliable meal’, almost as necessary as sleep. Toast celebrates a staple diet crumb by crumb, combining recipes, quotes and incredible facts with a slice for every situation and personality.

From skinny girlfriends  (‘Chick toast’ bread - soy and linseed, no butter or creamery substance, avocado, tomato, cracked pepper), to fat best friends (‘Blue vein thrombosis’ fruit loaf, butter, stilton cheese, a fig – halved), Toast is a ridiculous and fascinating crusty journey that’s guaranteed to make you laugh. Let the peasants eat toast.

What:
Toast

Who:
Daylan James

Where:
Dymocks Bookstores nationwide, or online from Sleepers Publishing

How much:
$14.95
 
   
 
 
 

Softlightes are one of those bands that can both ease your pain and fuel your imagination. Perhaps that is why the film clip by Kris Moyes seems so perfectly suited to the band’s sound. Their music, all at once colourful and explosive, verges on the point of too cute but pulls back at the right time to give you something that is carefully constructed rather than contrived.

Softlightes evolved from The Incredible Moses Leroy, who had two successful albums before a metamorphous occurred in 2004. Recording their EP at home gave them a chance to experiment and to ask the question, “What would happen if…” and in short, Heart Made Of Sound is a collection of answers to these questions.

What:
Heart Made of Sound
 
Who:
Softlightes

On:
Modular

MySpace:
here

Film Clip:
Heart Made of Sound dir. Kris Moyes
 
 
 

Back when we actually were kids and not just pretending to be, escapism took the form of movies and books as opposed to beer, while darkness and excitement were found not in a dank pub but in a fairytale.

Whether flying through the sky with Falcore in The NeverEnding Story or climbing The Far Away Tree with Dick and Fanny (before their names were funny), there was nothing like the magic within myth and legend, which unfortunately seems to subside from the age of 8.

Until now that is. Pan’s Labyrinth is a gothic tale for adults, which throws away the ‘dare to believe’ clichés in favour of a well-woven plot.

Director Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy) combines the history of the Spanish Civil War with classic folklore, to tell the story of 10-year-old heroine Ofelia, who discovers an overgrown labyrinth amidst a desolated army outpost, and through it travels to another world.

With ghoulish and groundbreaking special effects, Pan’s Labyrinth is the perfect antithesis to anyone disheartened by the recent cheese-flop Chronicles of Narnia.

What:
Pan’s Labyrinth

Where:
Cinema Nova, 380 Lygon St, Carlton
Kino Dendy, Collins Place, Melbourne

When:
In cinemas January 18, 2007

Win:
A double pass to an exclusive ThreeThousand preview screening on Thursday December at Cinema Nova, 7pm. Just be one of the first 70 to send an email with the subject heading ‘THREETHOUSAND’ to katrina@hopscotchfilms.com.au. Entries close Tuesday December 5.

Watch the trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

Germany has 2500, the UK has 120 and the allusive French have ‘several’. If you want to be a global player these days it seems you need a Christmas market. So Melbourne has created its own, with a design twist.

It might not have Lebkuchen or a Glockenspiel, but the Melbourne Design Market is much closer than Stuttgart and will stock a range of products from both emerging and established local designers. Tradition takes a backseat to futuristic jewellery from Pseudo Republik, fashion courtesy of Little Salon and lifestyle treats from Happy Finish Design. Whether browsing or buying, a gift from here is sure to last longer than a giant pretzel, just try to get there early on the day before the Christmas crowds.

What:
Melbourne Design Market

Where:
Under Cover Carpark, Federation Square (enter via Russell Street extension and Riverside Walk) Melbourne

When:
Saturday December 3, 10am-5pm

How much:
Free entry

Contact:
The National Design Centre for more information
 
 

What:
ThreeThousand Class of ’06 Party feat. The Temper Trap EP Launch

When:
Fri Dec 1, 8pm til very late

Where:
Miss Libertine, 34 Franklin St, Melbourne

How much:
$10 to see bands/ $7 after

 

Description:
What’s that? Us talking about our party is getting old? Well then, let us tell you about something else that is on as well, and that’s the Portable Film Festival Xmas Party happening at Alia on Saturday night. There will be DJs including Bromance, Yama (Damn Arms) and Streetparty and more projections than Smith St has injections. It starts at 9pm. There - who said we only ever talk about ourselves?

What:
Clandestine

When:
Fri Dec 1, 10pm til late

Where:
Public Office, 100 Adderly St, West Melbourne

How much:
$10

 

Description:
The first in a long line of parties to come, Clandestine is based upon the philosophy of Panik, a night originating in Paris that is dedicated to searching for new DJs and bands as well as exchanging cultures. This inaugural Clandestine will host Aram Chapers, Simon Slieker, Dave Pham and Aurilen + MaxvEgas.

What:
Children Collide EP Launch

When:
Fri Dec 1, 8pm

Where:
Ding Dong Lounge, Market Lane, Melbourne

How much:
$10

 

Description:
Children Collide release their Glass Mountain Liars EP through Flying Nun. They are supported by Cockfight Shootout, Spider Vomit and Death Set.

What:
Modular & Ksubi Funfair Xmas Party

When:
Sat Dec 2, 7pm

Where:
The Espy

How much:
$55 + B/F here

 

Description:
If you don’t know about Klaxons and New Young Pony Club and the fact they are playing the Modular and Ksubi’s xmas party then we don’t really know what to say to you. For those that are going, wait until you are inside the venue before you start drooling over the bands otherwise they might not let you in. For more party details click here.

Win:
To win 1 of 2 double passes to this Saturday's Modular and Ksubi Xmas Party email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject heading 'Ice Scream'. Only winners will be notified.

What:
Provider & Sneaker Freaker Xmas Party

When:
Sat Dec 2, 2pm onward

Where:
Yelza, 245 Gertrude St, Fitzroy

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Sneaker-Swap-Meet and sausages on a Saturday, not to mention the Launch of Snkr Frkr Magazine #9. Walking on sunshine.

For swap meet table bookings email hans_dc@sneakerfreaker.com. More sneaker news here.

 
   
 
 

Many were left scratching their heads when the Pixies disbanded in 1992 without explanation. Although they never hit the mainstream in their native US, the group developed a cult following in the UK with albums Doolittle, Bossanova and Trompe le Monde in the early '90s. Recently back together for a surprise reunion tour, loudQUIETloud is a behind-the-scenes look at the Pixies’s return and intricate portrait of a great but troubled band. You can pick up a copy online from Madman, or win one of three here if you’re lucky by telling us the best advice you’ve ever received in a fortune cookie.

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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