Wednesday 24th – 31st May

As our days get greyer, and our outfits get blacker, ThreeThousand wants to take this opportunity to pay homage to colour in all its glory.

Issue 056 features Wood Wood Rainbow T-shirts, the iBush exhibition at Westspace, The Westin Hotel carpark and Felice Varini’s amazing use of paint in Point Of View. We also colour your world with Phoenix’s new album It’s Never Been Like That, encourage you to paint the town red at any one of this weekend’s crazy parties, and pay tribute to David Lynch’s Blue Velvet. And, last but not least, we investigate the dark side of the bright side in an A Current Affair-esque exposé on ‘When Colour Goes Wrong’.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 056 – look on the bright side

Cover photo by Domenico Bartolo. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Tigarah
Black eyes
Babies
Absinthe & Underpants parties
Robot Surgeons
colormatters.com
Dirty dancing
Chromeo

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Strapless bras
Black Eyed Peas
Baby boomers
An absence of underpants
Heart attacks
Grey skies
Dirty socks
Chroming

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Who would have thought that such beauty could lie beneath a hotel that looks like a giant toaster? Who would have actually believed Luther Vandross and Janet Jackson when they sang, “the best things in life are free?”

Believe it or not, the car park beneath The Westin hotel is one of the most visually stunning concrete blocks in Melbourne. Bold red and lime green paint cuts across the calm grey concrete roots of the building, creating a scene so cinematic that car owners have been known to drive straight to RMIT and enrol in Film School. We’re not saying that the above-ground beauty of Chanel on Collins is any less valid, but there’s something so much more impressive about the sweet symphony between form and function in the bowels of The Westin. Go get your Gus Van Sant on.

What:
The Westin car park

Where:
Beneath The Westin, Swanston St, Melbourne
 
 
 

No matter who you are, where you live or what you do, some visual symbols are instantly recognisable.

If for instance, we showed you a dark human silhouette clutching a white boxy instrument on a bright colour background - it wouldn’t matter if you were an Aussie or an Inuit - you’d probably recognise an iPod advert. How about if we held up a picture of a clean-shaven, smiling, greying Texan, in a wrinkle-free suit? Even if you didn’t know his name, chances are you’d pinpoint the American President.

As part of her foyer project, iBush Posters, Liz Rossof takes one of the world’s most visually successful marketing campaigns and injects one of her country’s most identified human icons. Each hyper-colour poster casts Bush next to a verbal remark made by a selection of 3000 Americans when they were shown a picture of George Bush Jr.

Bright, bold, but not necessarily beautiful, iBush Posters is a visually iStimulating snapshot of a nation.

What:
iBush Posters, foyer project by Liz Rossof

Where:
Westspace, 1st Floor, 15-19 Anthony Street, Melbourne

When:
May 26 until June 10, Wed-Fri 12-6, Sat 12-5

How much:
Free

Contact:
Westspace 9328 8712
 
   
 
 
 

The Wood Wood rainbow tee is quite possibly the only frown that will make you smile this winter. Coming from Copenhagen, the Wood Wood designers know all about the emotional side effects of a cold climate and how best to cure yourself with the cunning use of colour and humour.

As tempting as it is to use ‘pot of gold’ puns to finish this article, we are going to refrain in the hope that the image communicates how cool this garment is without us having to prove just how lame we are.

What:
Wood Wood Rainbow T-shirt

Where:
Figure 8, shop 2-3, 234 Flinders Lane
or online at dpmhi

How much:
$90 girls
$110 boys
 
 
 

Felice Varini changes interior space like magicians change hankies into doves, or like alcohol changes ugly people into good looking ones. Points Of View brings together twenty years of his perspective-changing painting techniques.

From carparks and galleries, to even the most boring of corridors, Varini’s shapes and colours make the most mundane places seem sublime.

His work, based on a philosophy that explores architecture, materials, history and function is like a magic-eye for adults and will make you think a little more laterally next time you have to paint your walls or tag your name on a public toilet.

What:
Felice Varini
Points Of View

(Lars Muller Publishers)

Where:
Metropolis Bookstore, Level 3, Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne

How much:
$96.50
 
   
 
 
 

Listening to Phoenix is like listening to good advice. Their songs are ingrained with experience and a certain perspective that comes from never taking yourself too seriously. Or maybe, it’s just the simplicity that comes from singing in a second language.

It’s Never Been Like That is the band’s follow up to the cult-status United and the cool and consistent Alphabetical. It is a starry-eyed jangle that was made with live performance in mind, more straight-up indie than electro-pop, and with the exception of ‘Consolation Prizes’, it is definitely more head nodding than fist pumping.

They say that everything happens in threes, but let's hope that Phoenix continue to produce great albums for at least a little while longer.

What:
It’s Never Been Like That

Who:
Phoenix

On:
EMI 
 
 
 

David Lynch is the master of loaded words and images. In his other works such as Twin Peaks, Mulholland Dr. and Lost Highway, the plots wind like snakes through a field, an indefinable presence that is both natural and dangerous.

In Blue Velvet, Lynch captures the vulnerability of the small town of Lumberton, slowly revealing its perversions and violent side. Zoomed in and up-close to the sordid characters you can see their skin crawl and their blood pulse in synchrony with your own.

Using the camera like a boy uses a magnifying glass to kill ants, Lynch is brutal and precise, creating an experience at once pleasurable, disturbing and transfixing. As Kyle MacLachlan’s character Jeffrey states, “it’s a strange world” and thanks to directors like Mr Lynch it sometimes seems a whole lot stranger.

What:
Blue Velvet (from director. David Lynch) 1986

Starring:
Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini, Laura Dern, Dennis Hopper

Where:
On DVD
 
   
 
 
 

Proust said that ‘beauty lies not in colours but in their harmony’. Unfortunately this is not always the case. Colour crimes are all too prevalent in today’s society, as careless people with no eye for aesthetics offend our palettes.

These villains come in many shapes and forms. Couples in matching tracksuits [pictured] and tie-dye wearing hippies parade the streets like optical illusions. Uncharismatic people wear bright red lipstick and hyper-colour jeans have recently been spotted somewhere around Little Collins Street. It would seem that no one is safe and that the only thing that will cure these colour challenged criminals is a black eye.

What:
Colour Crimes
 
 

What:
Modular Monthly

When:
Friday May 26, 8pm

Where:
The Spanish Club, 59-61 Johnston St, Fitzroy

How much:
$27.50 + b/f or win some here. Otherwise try the Corner Hotel Box Office, Polyester, Missing Link, Greville Records and The Spanish Club

 

Description:
Allegedly more fun than ‘being forced to smoke crack at gunpoint by Rick James’ Canada’s Chromeo play the Modular Monthly with the Midnight Juggernauts (live), Children Collide (live), Cut Copy DJs, DJ Belgium and Modular DJs.

What:
Favela Rock 5: H.Y.P.H.Y

When:
Friday May 26, 9pm

Where:
Loop, 23 Meyers Place, Melbourne

How much:
Free entry

 

Description:
Favela’s back for chapter 5 with DJs Team Broccoli (Sleater Brockman and Spruce Lee), CWD, SJX, Woody and of course, Team Opulent and Red Stripe. First 90 through the door get a free Team Broccoli mix CD.

What:
Of The Cross

When:
Friday May 26, 9pm

Where:
Eurotrash, 18 Corrs Lane, Chinatown, Melbourne

How much:
$10

 

Description:
It’s been a little while since DJ James De La Cruz from the Avalanches played Melbourne, but he’s back with a mashed set of fused Brazilian, hip hop, Arabic, rock and dancehall tracks. Plus Melb vet Mr. Mister and disco-electro DJ Jerome.

What:
Collective Autonomy

Where:
Gertrude Contemporary Art Spaces,  200 Gertrude St, Fitzroy

When:
Friday May 26 – June 24, Tue-Fri 11-5.30, Sat 1-5.30

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Through the use of detailed light boxes in traditional cultural styles - Medieval fresco, ancient Persian court painting and Chinese coffin-lid carving - Mark Hilton grapples with contemporary Australian socio-political events, from the stabbings at Salt to sexual abuse claims within Footy teams.

What:
Barber Shop plus Whiskey Go-Gos album launch

When:
Saturday May 27, 7pm

Where:
Gershwin Room @ The Espy, 11 The Esplanade, St Kilda

How much:
$12 from the Espy Bottle Shop 9534 8878, Missing Link, St Jeromes and Bobby’s Cuts 9663 4030

 

Description:
The Black Popes 7.30-8, The Rumours 8.15-8.45, Dukes of Windsor 9.45-10.15, Hardrive Bluegrass Band 10.30-11, Midnight Juggernauts DJs 1-1.45, Whitt (Spiderbait) vs Lex Pistol DJs 1.45-2.30, plus Hi Ball Burlesque, The Diamond Dolls and edible giveaways.

 
   
 
 

Our city looks grey, dark and winter-wacked on the outside, but behind doors Melbourne is pumping out its own kind of colour. This Friday night the forecast is for warm wind from Quebec when Chromeo play the Modular Monthly. Two tickets could be yours, just answer the question below.

 

This weeks question:
If you mix red and blue in equal parts you get:

a) Green
b) Hot Pink
c) Orange
d) Purple

Send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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