Wednesday 28th June – 5th July

You know you’ve had a big weekend when you’ve got three pass-out stamps on your wrist and can only remember being at one place. So, if like us you need to calm down a bit but don’t want to get bored, Issue 061 will give you some options. If you want a quiet night at the movies try The Chumscrubber, or for a light read pick up Doingbird magazine. For a cultural dose head to Picasso: Love & War 1935-1945, or if you want to spend some money on something that isn’t bad for you, try new vintage store Joachim & Anna or accessories from What Katy Did.

However, if you show no sign of slowing down, and have managed to purchase a new liver on eBay, then this weekend will give you plenty of fast-paced action. The Midnight Juggernauts launch their new EP, Meccanoid host a midnight fashion parade and of course there are the latest instalments of the Modular and Favela Rock parties. Going out has never been so in.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 061- for better or worse

Cover photo by tin&ed. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Hitler cats
Bing Crosby
Popularity
Belles Will Ring
Acne
The Run Up
Disorder In Progress
Karaoke
Animal Pop
The Sleepy Jackson
Italian indie 

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Hitler
nego's bling
MySpace stalkers
Bell-bottoms
Acne
Throwing up
Despair
Taking karaoke seriously
Road kill
Narcolepsy
Indie 500

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She cut herself, and he liked it. The great Spaniard Pablo Picasso is renown for his bright cubist masterpieces, but from 1935-1945 his world was steeped in the dark romance of a figure called Dora Maar.

A photographer, revered beauty and self-mutilator, Maar was Picasso’s lover in pre-war Paris. Her intense sadness and psychological apathy inspired some of his most suggestive drawings, prints and paintings. She was his ‘Weeping Woman’, she was by his side as he painted the ‘Guernica’, and they were together as Paris became a Nazi stronghold before WWII, an occurrence that gave birth to many of Picasso’s disturbing still-life compositions.

The NGV doesn’t usually do things on a small scale and Picasso: Love & War 1935-1945 is no exception. The exhibition features over 350 of Picasso’s works and accompanying photographs by Maar, including the ‘Guernica’, which won’t be shown anywhere else outside of Paris. If that isn’t incentive enough, we have some free passes to give away, just click here.

What:
Picasso: Love & War 1935-1945

Where:
NGV International, 180 St Kilda Rd, Melbourne

When:
June 30-Oct 8
Wed-Mon 10-5, closed Tuesdays

How much:
$20 full, $16 concession, $15 NGV members, pre-book through Ticketmaster

Contact:
The NGV
 
 
 

If clothing had an emotional persona, What Katy Did would be something of a nostalgic princess, floating the gap between Alice in Wonderland and The Corpse Bride.

Merging childhood dreams with darker fantasy, accessories Designer Katy Bottomley has spent the past few years building a collection around found objects removed from their original context. Utilising pieces picked up everywhere from industrial lighting firms to toy manufacturers, Katy’s heart brooches are hardened, her skeleton pins celebrate life, and her asymmetrical dove earrings refuse to fly a straight path.

Each doubled-edged piece is designed to be brandished by boys and girls alike, so why not screw with your lover’s head and win them a ‘rack off’ love brooch here.

What:
What Katy Did

Where:
Genki, Shop 5 Cathedral Arcade, 37 Swanston St
Douglas and Hope, Shop 14 The Block Arcade, 282 Collins St, Melbourne and 181 Brunswick St, Fitzroy 9417 0662

How much:
Brooches from $40
 
   
 
 
 

ThreeThousand says no to deconstructed denim but yes to quality vintage and, unlike some retro shops, Joachim & Anna definitely know the difference.

A retro/vintage boutique the store holds hand-stitched vintage sundresses, weathered leather jackets and re-worked tees - plus enough shirts and cowboy boots to give the Lone Ranger a run for his chaps.

A revolving range of in-store music and artwork comes courtesy of 100% Melbourne-based artists, so if you’re local and talented when it comes to design, art or music, contact J&A to exhibit in-store. Old has never been newer.

What:
Joachim & Anna

Where:
19 Carlisle St, St Kilda

When:
12-6 Tues-Fri, 10-6 Sat, 12-6 Sun, closed Monday

How much:
Vintage tees $35

Contact:
0418873682
 
 
 

With renowned photographer Max Doyle as editor-in-chief, Doingbird is somewhat of a diamond-in-the-rough of locally published magazines. Well-written and well-designed Doingbird #10 brings together a combination of articles, interviews, Q&As and photo-journals from the art and fashion world’s elite. Issue #10’s contributors include Wassup Rockers Director Larry Clark, a less lewd Terry Richardson and of course, Max Doyle.

Suitably pretentious, Doingbird may be self-indulgent at times, but nevertheless it is still infinitely better (and less insulting) than any magazine with a bikini-clad Big Brother housemate on the cover.

What:
Doingbird #10

How much:
$14
 
   
 
 
 

Waterloo has long been used as a metaphor for a final reckoning, a settling of old scores. Though in the case of Carl Barat’s new band Dirty Pretty Things it’s more about laying the ghosts of the past to bed than getting even with them.

All savvy and insanely resilient clamour, the frenetic debut defiantly shrugs off the wet blanket of failed friendship and tabloid furore. Avoiding the wandering shambles that old flame Doherty was frustrated by, Waterloo To Anywhere is single minded in its attack.

Displaying an enduring love affair with The Clash’s reggae inspired, jangly, punkish swagger, Barat bleeds an urgent romanticism for the battered beauty of Britain, reminiscent of the time-honoured poet William Blake.

At a blisteringly short 33 minutes, it’s a sonic blast, a pure release of pent-up frustration and aggression. A gin fuelled lament, this watershed album is a fitting addition to the legacy of The Libertines.

What:
Waterloo To Anywhere

Who:
Dirty Pretty Things

On:
Vertigo/Universal

Myspace:  
here
 
 
 

There is one very good reason for watching The Chumscrubber; It stops you thinking about Donnie Darko… for at least a little while. The two films are similar in that they both depict a strange middle-American life through the eyes of a disaffected teenager. But while Darko relied on acts of God for its surrealist spin, The Chumscrubber relies on the inaction of parents and the effect of prescription drugs.

Trying to surmise the plot of this film in a few paragraphs is impossible, but we can tell you that The Chumscrubber is actually a computer game character wandering the apocalypse while holding his decapitated head under his arm. He sees the ruined world’s insanity and violently adapts to survive – as does the lead character of the film.

Apart from a few bone-jarringly sentimental moments, The Chumscrubber is worth its weight in Prozac. Sure Glenn Close could do with a jet engine to the head but this ain’t Donnie Darko.

What:
The Chumscrubber

Where:
Cinemas everywhere

Watch the trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

In Melbourne it is harder to find good, cheap Mexican food than it is to find Peyote. Fortunately, Coyote Café in Fitzroy North offers such value-for-money Mexican that it will also make you think you are seeing things.

Providing for the plebs, they pitch $5 margaritas and $5 nachos on a Monday and $2 tacos and $3 Coronas on a Tuesday. Coyote Cafe may not have the kitsch neon glow or the fish-bowl sized margaritas ala Taco Bill, but at least it has a semblance of authenticity.

Admittedly, for the same price you could probably make these meals yourself, but then you would have to wash the dishes and no one wants to do that.

What:
Coyote Café

Where:

414 Nicholson St, Fitzroy North

When:
Monday: $5 margaritas and nachos
Tuesday: $2 tacos $3 Coronas

Contact:
9489 0077
 
 

What:
Gerling

When:
Wednesday June 28, 8.30pm

Where:
The East Brunswick Club, 280 Lygon St, East Brunswick

How much:
$20+b/f from The East Brunswick Club
9388 9794

 

Description:
Gerling have updated their “shitty broken equipment”, released a new album 4 and just can’t stop touring. This week their electro-pop-punk takes over new bar on the block The East Brunswick Club.

What:
Favela Rock 6

When:
Friday June 30, 9pm

Where
:
LOOP, 23 Meyers Place, Melbourne

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Favela What? Favela Rock is back with a new host of DJs including: Get $CRILLADJs, CWD, Mafia, plus Woody and hosts Team Opulent. The first 100 through the door get a free mix CD by Rob Steady. Riot.


What:
Modular Monthly

When:
Friday June 30, 8.30pm

Where:
The Prince, 29 Fitzroy St, St Kilda

How much:
$15+b/f from The Prince

 

Description:
The Modular gang are renown for their infamous parties. This month The Valentinos and Dance With Voices will debauch you live, until the Van She DJs, Knife Machine, DJs Andee Frost, Streetyparty, DJ Belgium and the Modular DJs take over the turntables.

What:
Midnight Juggernauts

When:
Saturday July 1, 8pm

Where:
The Spanish Club, 59-61 Johnston St, Fitzroy

How much:
$10 + b/f from Polyester records, Missing Link, The Corner Hotel, and The Spanish Club 9417 4059

 

Description:
Hot off the press The Juggs launch their new album with  Children Collide, Moscow Schoolboy, DJs Darlin and Iceman (Mongolia).

What:
Meccanoid

When:
Saturday July 1, 10.30pm

Where:
Public Office, 100 Adderley St, West Melbourne

How much:
$18 on the door

 

Description:
Meccanoid's electro night turns back the tables on sound and heads strait to the 60s. From Bo-hos to Go-Gos, the line-up swings from bands to a midnight catwalk show from five far-out Melbourne designers including Hem & Haw and Maus Cat Berlin. DJ Spacey Space and Vinyl Richie will play into the morning, plus Sydney kats Late Night Shuffle, Emma Peel and the Wigsville Cabaret.

 
   
 
 

Sometimes we all get stuck for words, so Melbourne label What Katy Did have a solution: stick it on your chest. Their blunt yet cute brooches give you an easy way out when grappling for the right thing to say. We have a ‘dead pretty’ and ‘talking hearts’ brooch to give away, just answer the following question.



 

This weeks question:
Which type of cocktail does James Bond drink?

a) Cosmopolitan
b) Molotov
c) Midori Illusion Shaker
d) Martini

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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