Wednesday 7th – 14th June

Cicero once said that the function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil. Unfortunately, ThreeThousand cannot claim to be wise but as Tuesday marked the 06/06/06 it is only appropriate that Issue 058 be dedicated to things both evil and excellent.

This week’s ThreeThousand stabs you in the back with The Knife, scares you with ACMI’s Freaky Fridays and behaves badly with Rebel8. We disguise our devil at the new Little Collins Street boutique Genae and also play tricks in our STRAY section.

 

Also, with great parties from IsNot to Annie this weekend Melbourne is much closer to heaven than it is to hell. But that doesn’t mean you have to be an angel.

ThreeThousand Issue 058 – dance with the devil

Cover photo: goodbye Young Professionals XXX. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Twin Peaks
NY tattoo festival
Electundra
NowNow Pics
Dancing Yeti

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


My Twinn
Moomba
Electrocution
No comment
Dancing sweaty

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Generally, ThreeThousand doesn’t like to dabble in politics. We are both too stupid and too good-looking to genuinely care. Fortunately, not everyone is like us, and for those with a social conscience ACCA have created a new exhibition, ‘The Unquiet World’, that not only conveys a powerful message but also supports independent artists and free thinkers.

On May the 27th 2006, the gallery called an exhibition of international and local artists to reflect upon current and past disasters from trouble spots all over the earth. They resolved then, and are still resolved today, to confront a range of pressing contemporary issues. From the bizarre dementia of those caught up in the Jerusalem syndrome, to messages about the perils of everyday life in Iraq ‘The Unquiet World’ might just make you shut up and think for a while.

What:
’The Unquiet World’

Where:
ACCA, 111 Sturt Street, Southbank

When:

Until July 23, Tue-Fri 10-5, Sat-Sun 11-6

How much:
Free

Contact:
ACCA on 9697 9999
 
 
 

To the common man, tattoos on big hairy bikers can be particularly frightening. However, there’s something attractive about branding oneself with a gun, rose and half-naked woman without the fear of laser removal surgery. Based on traditional tattoo themes, the Rebel8 tees are a work of art on fabric not flesh, that you can happily brandish everywhere from your local pub to your nana’s 80th.

All Of The Above have their official opening this Thursday so if you haven’t checked out Rebel8 or any of their other offerings yet, make sure you do so between 6 and 9.

What:
‘Little Dreamer’ T-shirt by Rebel8

Where:
Available only from All Of The Above, 109 Victoria St, Fitzroy 8415 0461.

How much:
$60
 
   
 
 
 

Brothers, Mickey and Adam Gjinaj breath new life into menswear like Mitch Buchanan breathed it into beautiful drowned girls on Baywatch. Their concept store Genae stocks everything from well-cut tees to pea coats, so if your aim is to do winter in style this year, then this is the place to start.

The store has a distinctly European feel; fabrics that speak of tradition, cuts that speak of craftsmanship and service that speaks of experience. This is where you should shop for your ideal self and discover something that reflects the man you want to be. At the top end of the range there are jackets as sharp as Jarvis Cocker, but at the bottom you could opt for a stripy jumper and you’ll fit in seamlessly with any indie clique.

What:
Genae

Where:
173 Little Collins Street, City

Contact:
9663 6616
 
 
 

The founders of Tank, Masoud Golsorkhi and Andreas Laeufer, began the magazine because the one that they wanted to read didn’t exist. A mixture of fashion, architecture, art, photo-journalism, design and words Tank aims to invent and surprise as well as capture contemporary culture.

Tank Too, packaged like a matchbox and burning just as bright, is their second collection and covers Tank’s past four years of images. The foreword by photography aficionado Charlotte Cotton articulates the belief that the role of the photographer is to ‘predict rather than reflect what is meaningful in a culture’. With this in mind Tank Too finds an intriguing balance between past, present and future and becomes not only a time-capsule but also pre-cursor to more independent and risk-taking image making.

What:
Tank Too

Where:
Metropolis, NGV bookshop, Dymocks Melbourne, Readings stores, Avenue Bookstore

How Much:
RRP $60
 
   
 
 
 

In the spirit of Gloria Estefan The Knife’s new album, like love, cuts both ways.  On one hand it marks a departure from the wavering and sometimes clumsy beauty of 2004’s Deep Cuts, and on the other signals a transformation into the more precise and darker world of dance music.

Sometimes described as ‘Haunted House’, Silent Shout can be either starkly sophisticated or as creepy as a man sporting a trench coat and leather gloves. Alluring and dangerous, minimalist and decadent, Silent Shout is about invoking internal contradictions while being externally consistent. Behaving badly to this album is definitely a good idea.

What:
Silent Shout

Who:
The Knife

On:
Ministry Of Sound/EMI
 
 
 

Last Friday, the 2nd, right in the centre of our wintered city, a horrific showcase did emerge. Slashed with the blood, gore and entrails of cinema gone by, it was a showcase so horrifying that just a glimpse cause hundreds to flee for their lives, and others, to pee their pants just a little.

Set deep in the bowels of ACMI, Freaky Fridays is a cinematic manifesto of satanic filmmaking, embracing the sickly delights of corn syrup and prosthetic limbs. To mark the formidable date of 6/6/6, our sweet little ACMI has been instilled with a doctrine of evil film worship each Friday eve.

Classics like Carrie, Ken Russel’s The Devils (pictured) and Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby, will all make appearances, but slated for next week is Night of the Demon, a tale of demonic curses and many deaths. So this week, or next, when the moon waxes and wanes and Satan emerges from the bowels of hell, best get indoors and watch a film.

What:
Freaky Fridays

Where:
ACMI

When:
Every Friday until July 21, 10pm

How much:
Full $13, Concession $10 or WIN some here
 
   
 
 
 

If history has taught us anything, it is that magic can be used for either good or evil. If Bart Simpson has taught us anything, it is that a good prank is worth its weight in whoopee cushions.

Bernard’s Magic Shop combines unique magic tricks with old-fashioned gags. A Melbournian icon from way back, 1937 to be exact, generations of professional magicians and unprofessional school kids have walked through Bernard’s doors for their fill of ‘drinking birds’, 3D glasses and fart machines.

Amaze your friends with a rubber chicken and then piss them off with a fake parking fine. Some jokes never go out of fashion.

What:
Bernard’s Magic Shop

Where:
211 Elizabeth St, Melbourne

When:
Mon-Fri 9.30-5.30, Sat 10-3

Contact:

9670 9270 or online
 
 

What:
Annie

When:
Thursday June 8, 9pm

Where:
Prince Bandroom, 29 Fitzroy St, St Kilda

How much:
$35 + b/f from Central Station, inthemix, Polyester, rhythm&soul and The Prince public bar 9536 1168 or online

 

Description:
She’s just toured the US with Royksopp, now Norwegian electric-disco princess Annie and her Anniemals are shimmying their way around The Prince for one night only. With guests the Midnight Juggernauts.

What:
BigFootLoose

When:
Friday June 9, 9pm

Where:
Public Office, 100 Adderley St, West Melbourne

How much:
$10 door or at Metropolis Books

 

Description:
Is Not Magazine launch their issue #7 with an all night dance confusion spectacular. Team Opulent (crunk), the Whisky Go-Go’s (bluegrass / rock), the Pearly Shells and their swing dancing troupe, DJs Ooi (hip hop) and D-Vise (disco) plus all-girl break-dance battle (Ladies Love Hip Hop vs Monkey Brigade). A dancing Yeti and free snow cones for all.

What:
Luke Vibert

When:
Friday June 9, 9pm

Where:
Prince Bandroom, 29 Fitzroy Street
St Kilda

How much:
$30 + b/f from Polyester 9419 5233, Northside 9417 7557, Central Station 9642 5744 and Prince of Wales 9536 1168.

 

Description:
He’s credited with producing the global acid renaissance. ‘Remixer to the stars’ (Nine Inch Nails, The Artful Dodger, Lamb and Stereolab) Luke Vibert aka Wagon Christ is back. With Agent 86, Dave Pham, Acid Jacks.

What:
HumanSixBillion

When:
Sunday June 11, 9pm

Where:
Old Bar, 74-76 Johnston St, Fitzroy

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Melbourne quintet HumanSixBillion sound somewhere between Michael Nyman and Tom Waits, combining raw guitar and stoic lyrics. With the Grey Tapes and Jessica Says.

What:
Electundra

When:
Opening Night Sun June 11, continues Wed June 14, Sun June 18 and Wed June 21

Where:
LOOP, 23 Meyers Place, Melbourne

How much:
$8 door, includes a Electundra 2006 DVD or WIN some festival passes

 

Description:
Electundra is a journey through the creative labyrinth of Australia’s audio-visual underground, featuring experimental artists who combine freewheeling musical expression with live digital video. Read more here.

 
   
 
 

As this week ThreeThousand embraces all things dark and dirty, we’ve swallowed our pride, stopped being such gluttons, put aside our wrath and decided to pass on a selection of eerie goodies to you. Behind door one we’ve stashed an undead Zombie T-shirt from Lenko Boutique. Door two holds a couple of season passes to a celebration of visual art and sound Electundra. And door number three yields five double passes to the extra spooky screening of Jacques Tourneur's Night of the Demon at ACMI. Enter below at your own peril and answer the question below to win.

 

This weeks question:
The film Nightmare On Elm Street featured which of the following…

a) Freddy Mercury
b) Fred Perry
c) Fred Flintstone
d) Freddy Krueger

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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Editor
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Nigel Carboon
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Tom Hyde
Will Larnach-Jones
Max Olijnyk
Ana Cecilia
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Jade Barclay
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Annie Fox
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Richard Hack
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