Wednesday 12th – 19th July

You know you are living in a lucky country when the nations most shocking news for the week is a turkey slap in the Big Brother household. No terrorism, no earthquakes, no massive floods, no guerrilla warfare, just a dumb prank on a reality TV show.

Without the worry of getting caught in a cross-fire, swept away or blown up Issue 063 features positive things such as This Charming Man jewellery, online shop DavidmetNicole and some high fashion crime scenes. We feature TV On The Radio’s Return to Cookie Mountain, the Chuan Day Spa for a bit of relaxation and Hard Candy, the movie, not the nightclub.

 

So although Melbourne is not the ‘world’s most liveable city’ anymore, there is still very little chance of dying, and that is a fact worth celebrating.

ThreeThousand Issue 063 – as luck would have it

Cover photo by Rob Barton If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au

 
 
   


Eugene Mirman
Cool Hunting
Transformers movie
Shop B*tches
Brick
Justice Vs. Simian film clip
Great ads
Nintendo Amusement Park
Lowlife
Beers ‘n’ Ideas

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Mormans
House hunting
Extreme Makeover
Rude sales staff
Pricks
Video Hits
Bad ads
Linkin Park
This Is Your Life
Drunk and lost

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

What follows is something of a fable from design lore. In late 2005, 30 photographers, illustrators and designers from several different countries got together and each created an artwork as a gift to each other. This same artwork was then compiled into a publication called The Guild, of which only 40 copies were ever printed, and only 10 ever sold to the public.

Like all things rare, the original issue became so coveted by the design fiends that a second edition with a much larger print run has finally been created. The Guild: Second Edition ‘Outside Over Here’ is a larger extension of the first publication, including works from many of the original designers like Lee Misenheimer and Jon Burgerman, plus new recruits.

But if, like us, you’re still fascinated by the first, from this Friday you can view original works by contributors from both editions, as well as browse the new publication fresh off the press.

What:
The Guild: Second Edition ‘Outside Over Here’ Launch and Exhibition of Artist Works

Where:
Imp, 145 Greville St, Prahran (above the Greville St Bookstore) and online

When:
July 13-August 5

How much:
Free admission. The Guild: Second Edition RRP $20 from select retailers

Image by:
Grant Dickson
 
 
 

Created by Melbourne and NYC based jeweller Edward Janssen, This Charming Man lets you wear your food without ridicule. From whole sandwiches and bagels to single slices of cheese, you can create your own gourmet bling in both sterling silver and 9ct gold.

With seven years experience in both jewellery-design and instruction, each piece is hand-made and hand-finished with love by Ed and encourages a DIY attitude that tastes so much better than the Subway-type homogenisation of some other jewellers.

So if you are hungry for a point of difference with your fashion decadence, then This Charming Man will satisfy your appetite.

What:
This Charming Man Jewellery

Where:
Bobby’s Cuts, Scott Alley (off Flinders Lane)
Alphaville, L1, 262 Brunswick St, Fitzroy 
Order Online

How much:
Silver from $65 (incl. chain)
Gold from $190

Contact:
Email, online or 0406 482 180 (AUS), +1 646 483 4547 (US)

 
   
 
 
 

When David met Nicole the whole world turned upside down, quite literally. From old London town to Sydney city, DavidmetNicole is a sea-change for British style: essentially a blend of pieces from different cultures and time periods.

The boutique duo both source and buy new and vintage pieces that range from furniture, clothing and lighting to bits and bobs for the home. They also offer one-off, pre-ordered, designer pieces like lighting installations and furniture design, with each creation seen through from original conception, to the finished product.

Combining the powers of product design, vintage and collectable sales, styling and retail, the store stocks all things unusual and stylish from the mother of the Commonwealth. Although it’s currently stuck up Sydney way, you can browse the one-off knick-knacks online, then call-up to order express. Hey, it’s closer than London.

What:
DavidmetNicole

Where:
Online

Contact:
02 9698 7416
 
 
 

Like something Patsy and Eddie might have dreamt up in the wee hours, High Fashion Crime Scenes takes fashion to the heights of bad taste and depends on knowing the right people.

Melanie Pullen’s collection of photographs are based on vintage crime scenes that she mined from the archives of various police departments. She’s in good company with Prada, Chanel and Bvlgari lending their couture to selected fashion victims like Kirsten Dunst and Juliette Lewis, who are left slashed and dangling in beautiful high resolution.

Pullen has said that it was her intention to “take aim at society’s glamorization of violent acts”… so she glamorized violent acts. Obviously the fashion police were busy dunkin’ donuts that day. High Fashion Crime Scenes would be funny if it wasn’t so serious.

What:
High Fashion Crime Scenes

Who:
Melanie Pullen

How Much:
$160

Image Credit:
Louis V, 44x29 C-print


 
   
 
 
 

By mid-2004 it seemed that if a band was touted as the “next big thing from Williamsburg” it would be a sure sign to avoid them. Amongst the mass of post-punk pastiche and throwaway hipsterness were a few bands worthy of the media recognition they were getting.

TV On The Radio began as an improvised jam between housemates David Sitek and Tunde Adebimpe. But a few years (and a few band members) later, they released Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes, an indefinable record that referenced sounds as disparate as doo-wop and The Pixies.

TVOTR’s most recent release Return To Cookie Mountain dabbles less with genre-hopping and finds instead a consistency that the previous album lacked. The band’s greatest asset is their vocal structure, and with Tunde’s falsetto - on full flight on this album - some melodies are so strong they could be listened to as acapellas. The depth of the record comes as these voices are buried, but never lost in walls of fuzz and distorted ambience. With Return To Cookie Mountain TVOTR avoid clichés while remaining perfectly pop, inviting you to sing or hum along to each track in a way that won’t make you feel like an Idol drop out.

What:
Return To Cookie Mountain

Who:
TV On The Radio

On:
4AD / Remote Control

Myspace:
myspace.com/tvotr
 
 
 

Nazis? Terrorists? One cultural bogeyman stands above the rest: Paedophiles. They deserve everything that’s coming to them, right? Hard Candy begins with a cringe-inducing bout of sexual cyber-chat as a 32-year-old man picks up a 14-year-old girl.

Horror’s not known for subtlety – which is often part of its charm – but it hurts that the film regularly grinds to a halt courtesy of clunky speeches. Luckily Ellen Page makes up for it with a near-perfect performance as Hayley, methodically taking apart the life of her would-be predator.

Hard Candy works best when director David Slade keeps it to two people, a quiet room, and some well-placed surgical sound-effects; it fails when he falls back into fast-edited film-clip clichés. Compared to the squirm-factor of watching the ‘man and girl flirt’ in the fantastic first 15 minutes, regular horror seems almost comforting.

What:
Hard Candy

Where:
Cinema Nova, 380 Lygon St, Carlton. Kino Dendy, 45 Collins St, Melbourne. Cinema Europa Jam Factory, 500 Chapel St, South Yarra

Watch the trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

Here at ThreeThousand we don’t have a massive budget for remedial massages and spa treatments. To be honest most of us have never been to a day spa. But the few trusted toffs we know swear by Chuan.

It might be a little more expensive than the average spa, but if you’re seeking a few hours of bodily pleasure and Club X isn’t an option, then we hear Chuan Spa is well worth the extra dollar or two.

There’s an ‘East meets West’ ideology emphasised in everything from the remedial massage, herbal salt scrubs and a ‘feet retreat’ treatments, to the locations in both Melbourne and Hong Kong.

Drift away with a Serenity Shen package - which includes your own geisha tub and Chinese spa snack - then come back to earth with the $700 bill. A slice of heaven don’t come cheap.

What:
Chuan Spa

Where:
The Langham Hotel, 1 Southgate Ave, Southbank

When:
Mon-Sun 8am-9pm

How much:
Herbal salt scrub $70, ‘Man Maintenance’ $130

Contact:
8696 8111
 
 

What:
Beers ‘n’ Ideas

When:
Thursday July 13, 8pm

Where:
Riverland, valts 1-9 Federation Wharf, Melbourne

How much:
Free

 

Description:
A beer-infused forum for designers (and creative types) across all disciplines, Beers ‘n’ Ideas is turning one. To celebrate they’ve joined up with the Melbourne Design Festival, moved to a Thursday, and will run strait after Linda Jukic’s slide presentation at ACMI.

What:
Fabric of the Future

When:
Thursday July 13, 12-5
Friday July 14, 10-3

Where:
RMIT University Brunswick Campus, Bldg 513, 25 Dawson St, Brunswick

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Part of the Melbourne Design Festival, Fabric of the Future explores the future of fashion technology through the work of graduating RMIT BA Textile students. From cycling-inspired ensembles to fashion nanotechnology, the exhibition showcases a world of future fabric possibility.

What:
Party With Purpose

When:
Saturday July 15, 7pm

Where:
Eurotrash, 18 Corrs Lane, Melbourne

How much:
$10

 

Description:
Dance like you mean it when ‘DJs without frontiers’ Declan Kelly, Richard Campbell, Confucius Say and Richard Kelly take over Eurotrash. All proceeds go to Childlife’s aid initiatives in Thailand and Burma.

What:
Lenko Can Crunk

When:
Saturday July 15

Where:
Brown Alley, cnr King and Lonsdale St, Melbourne

How much:
$10, say Lenko sent you

 

Description:
Cheeky boutique Lenko is set to strut a new winter range on the Brown Alley catwalk, and shower giveaways on the worst dancers in the crowd.

What:
Bump and Grind Bonanza

When:
Saturday July 15, 8pm

Where:
The Spanish Club, 59-61 Johnston St, Fitzroy

How much:
$16 + b/f from the Corner Box Office 9427 9198

 

Description:
It’s a burlesque bonanza when the ladies from Man's Ruin Burlesque shake it alongside Sydney’s cheeky Belladonnas de Lux and The Town Bikes to the tune of Mach Pelican, MC Glenny G and DJ Fanta Pants. Plus the girls from Diamond Dolls Burlesque.

 
   
 
 

You’re about 17, kinda skinny, a serious outcast, ridiculously intelligent and your ex-girlfriend has just been murdered. Based on the novels of Dashiell Hammet (The Maltese Falcon), Brick follows the main character Brendan Frye on a dangerous investigation into the death of his one true love. We have five double passes to ThreeThousand and IsNotMagazine’s exclusive preview on Tuesday July 18 at Cinema Nova to give away.

 

This weeks question:
The third Little Pig built his house using…

a) straw
b) his trust fund
c) bricks
d) the first homeowner’s grant

Congratulations to all of last week’s Hard Candy winners, this week it might be you, or it might not. To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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Group Publisher
Barrie Barton
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barrie@rightanglepublishing.com

Editor
Chris Barton
chris@threethousand.com.au

Deputy Editor
Nadia Saccardo
nadia@threethousand.com.au

Design Monkeys
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Contributing Monkeys
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Jessie French
Remi Carette
Luke Brown
Jonah DeMallory
Lauren Hawthorne
Reuben Ruiter
Tom Jackson
Kath Loftus
Charlotte McInnes
Nigel Carboon
Martyn Pedler
Woody McDonald


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