Wednesday 5th – 12th July

Regardless of whether you have a Pokie problem or not, life is a gamble. There is a constant risk of loss, yet undoubtedly, the biggest loss comes in the form of wasting your time. Time, unlike hair, is a thing that you can never get back; in fact, every second you live is like the laser-removal of your very being.

So rather than waste your time with the bad, ThreeThousand Issue 062 points you in the direction of things that will enrich, rather the ruin your life. We feature the non-architectural exhibition expresso < expressway from architects Denton Corker Marshall and Michael Winterbottom’s new film Tristram Shandy: A Cock & Bull Story. We help you find peace of mind in Midlake’s The Trials of Van Occupanther and provide some highlights from the Melbourne Design Festival’s exciting program like the Ready Made Market.

 

You could have a lot to lose this week, but you won’t find it here.

ThreeThousand Issue 062 – a safe bet

Cover photo by Taz Mahal from Friday Night Fights. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au

 
 
   


The Fay Wrays
Uno 
Wet T-Shirt World Cup
Sold Out
Tokyo Plastic
Cazals
Bauhaus
Street Dance
Beat Kids
Free movie tickets
DJ Medhi

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UV rays
Solitaire
Losing
Selling Out
Plastic surgery
Galahs
Parliament House
The nutbush
Beating up kids
Parking tickets
Annoying ring tones

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All architects don’t just wear square-framed glasses and black turtle-necks, and neither does their design just focus upon buildings. Exhibition espresso < expressway, by renowned architects Denton Corker Marshall, spans 20 years of their history from the creation of a silver coffee table for the National Gallery of Victoria to a coffee spoon for Italian design factory Alessi. Hand-drawn sketches, computer visualisations, animations, photographs and objects themselves are all on display and the exhibition will also feature unrealised objects such as a new e-tag and a light-rail bridge in Warsaw.

So regardless of what fashion stereo-types you have already formed about architects espresso < espressway will make sure that you don’t hold any about their creative process.

What:
espresso < expressway

Where:
National Design Centre ShowBox gallery, Federation Square, Melbourne

When:
July 6 - August 13

How much:
Free

Contact:
National Design Centre

Image by:
Denton Corker Marshall
 
 
 

It’s functional, it’s Swedish born and it’s not Ikea. kikki.K does office in style, without resorting to the mundane mass of Officeworks.

If, like us, your virtual office rotates between a café, the pub and the studio – you probably (yes like us) have work-related crap sprawled from here to Heathcote. Enter kikki.K. The label’s functional office pieces are designed to look better than Sven Goran Eriksson and withstand everything from tram grease to coffee stains, so you can feel organised but look stylish in the process.

While they’ve been hidden away in back alley Melbourne Central for the past few years, kikki.K has just christened a temporary pop-up shop in the heart of Bourke St – it’s decked out Scandinavian style (clean), and could disappear at any time, so get in quick.

What:
3 Small Journals

Where:
kikki.K, 286 Bourke St Mall, Melbourne

When:
Mon-Wed 9.30-6, Thurs 9.30-7, Fri 9.30-9, Sat 9-6, Sun 10-6

How much:
$19.95

Contact:
9568 6817
 
   
 
 
 

We could say that ‘size doesn’t matter’, we could also say that ‘good things come in small packages’, but we would rather throw away the clichés and show you first hand how to squeeze over 60 designers into a space the size of a toilet block.

Nestled just over Swanston on the fittingly titled Little Collins St, Little Salon is a pint-sized space packed with a plethora of accessories, streetwear and bits for the home.

Both little and crafty, the store is a haven to Mingus’s critter pins, knitting needle rings by Lisa Kearns, not to mention a huge range of fairytale-inspired ‘love’ necklaces, alphabet hair pins and even snug mittens by store owner Geneine Honey. Pair with an Elkha tailored wool jacket or Monk House Parisian tee and you’re all wrapped up in a nice little package.

What:
Little Salon

Where:
Shop 1, 353 Collins St, Melbourne

When:
Mon-Fri 10-6, Sat 10-5

Contact:
9670 6996
 
 
 

Oscar Wilde once noted that, “Alcohol, when taken in sufficient quantities, often produces all the effects of drunkenness”. Otherwise known as getting maggoted in a game of Goon of Fortune at your best mate’s 21st.  What differs in these two accounts of essentially the same activity is the presentation of the facts.

It is the presentation of The New English Dandy that sets it in good stead to define the nature of modern masculinity. The dapper fellows featured in Alice Cicolini’s expose into the current renaissance in British menswear aren’t afraid to mix floral and tartan. These Neo-Modernist Gentlemen exhibit a certain East End flaneur if you will, a terrace casual of celebrity tailor for the new Briton. And they’re all wrapped up in a photographic style bible. From deer hunter hats to motorman’s gloves to Nike Airmax trainers, when it comes to dressing up, they’re in like Flynn.

What:
The New English Dandy

Who:
Alice Cicolini

Where:
Select bookstores

How Much:
$75
 
   
 
 
 

Midlake create songs that are so beautiful and natural you will know what the sound of one hand clapping really is. With lyrics as simple and evocative as a well-crafted haiku, the band from Denton, Texas has crafted their album based upon older influences such as Fleetwood Mac and Neil Young. With a cultivated contemporary sound that might appeal to fans of the Flaming Lips, Grandaddy and, before they got too big of course, The Shins, Midlake may be melancholy at times but they are never morose.

More mountainside than mental institution, the peace that Midlake’s music will provide you is much more organic than it is clinical. If a tree were to fall in the woods and no one was there to hear it – Midlake could recapture the sound.

What:
The Trials of Van Occupanther

Who:
Midlake

On:
Etch’n’Sketch

Myspace:
myspace.com/midlak
 
 
 

The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman by Laurence Stern, (upon which Tristram Shandy: A Cock & Bull Story is based) is a ‘post modern book written before there was any modernism to be post about’.

From an 18th century gentleman to a contemporary movie star, Tristram Shandy skilfully weaves ideas of storytelling and conceit, and with Coogan’s self-deprecating honest humour delivers its punch lines from point-blank range.

Directed by Michael Winterbottom (24 Hour Party People) and starring Steve Coogan (24 Hour Party People, Around the World in 80 Days), Tristram Shandy is a film that is so over the top and self-referential in its humour that it shouldn’t work. However, through clever casting, sharp wit, and blatant stupidity, it has managed to side-step the banana peels of a novel that was said to be impossible to adapt.

What:
Tristram Shandy: A Cock & Bull Story

Where:
Cinema Nova, Kino Dendy, Palace Como, Palace George Cinemas

Watch the trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

Unlike ready-to-wear, which parades bizarre designs that are never really that wearable, The Melbourne Design Festival’s Ready Made Market features a huge range of wearable (and functional) pieces by local designers citywide.

Shop, chat and soak in the inspiring energy and crazy ideas of the design-obsessed, from students and emerging designers, to professional businesses. This year fashion favourites Alice Euphemia, paper people PaperPoint, Studio Round and lighting designer Geoffrey Mance take part. And, unlike visiting the Vic Markets with a Sunday hangover there are no fish merchants to make you want to vomit on your shoes.

What:
Ready Made Market

Where:
Under Cover Car Park @ Federation Square, enter from Riverside Walk or Russell St

When:
Sunday July 9, 10-5

How much:
Free

Contact:
The Melbourne Design Festival online
 
 

What:
Under Capricorn

When:
Thursday July 6 until Saturday July 8

Where:
Rooftop Carpark Federation Square, Melbourne, enter from Russell St

How much:
$15 full, $10 concession

 

Description:
A design show and trade event, Under Capricorn features new ideas and designs from businesses both big and small including Gin and Tonic, Studio Organic and Barbera Design.

What:
Midnight Oil

When:
Thursday July 6 until 16

Where:
The Atrium, Federation Square, Melbourne

How much:
Free

 

Description:
An exhibition that explores Melbourne's rich independent publishing heritage - from 1900 to 2006. From old broadsheets to Is Not Magazine and Sneaker Freaker, Midnight Oil features a huge variety of publications handpicked by the dedicated and sometimes obsessive people who burn the midnight oil to create them.

What:
Damn Arms

When:
Friday July 7, 8pm

Where:
The Evelyn, 351 Brunswick St, Fitzroy

How much:
$10, we think

 

Description:
Damn Arms are turning one but they’re not growing up too fast. With Macromantics, Dances With Voices plus DJs Belgium and Blingrid.

What:
Character 3: Accidents Not So Grotesk

When:
Saturday July 8, 4-7

Where:
BMW Edge, Federation Square, Melbourne

How much:
Free, just book online

 

Description:
When the 1999 Melways directory was printed, an ant wandered onto the Central Melbourne printing plate and was forever immortalised in edition 27. The third instalment of public forums discussing the cultural aspects of graphic design and photography Accidents Not So Grotesk features and range of speakers and examples of accidental experience within the design process.

What:
Go Faster Try Harder

When:
Until July 10

Where:
Alphaville Gallery, Level 1, 262 Brunswick St, Fitzroy
Mon-Thurs 11-6, Fri 11-7, Sat 11-6, Sun 12-5

How much:
Free

 

Description:
This isn’t a collection of pieces it’s a group of members, misfits and lads. A car-park brawl, a hold-up in a dark alley, Tim Chapman’s exhibition is raw, hard and warrants respect.

 
   
 
 

kikki.K’s designs are clean, bright and could even (depending on your occupation) make work seem like fun. To celebrate the new pop-up shop on Bourke Street, we’ve got some signature notebooks, a Lamy Tipo pen and Portfoli-oh! felt bag worth $100 to give away.

 

This weeks question:
The song ‘Candy’ was originally sung by…

a) Guy Sebastian and Paulini
b) Iggy Pop and Kate Pierson
c) Shannon Noll and Ricki Lee
d) Joel Turner and the Modern Day Poets

Last week’s winners Karen and Tania are looking dead pretty in their What Katy Did brooches. This week it might be you, or it might not, but to be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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