Wednesday 25th January – 1st February

It’s never the most exciting thing to talk about the weather, let alone write about it. It’s been hot, damn hot, so if anything we should just be pleased that we made it through the weekend and leave it at that.

Instead of boring your friends to tears sounding like Edwin Maher, Issue 039 focus’ on some of the more interesting things to slot into your conversation. Things like the new exhibition at the CCP, a Junkyard Cinema or a new inner city fashion boutique, a Modular mix disc or a multi-tiered Japanese restaurant. More exciting than precipitation levels or cloud cover, and cooler than a cool change, this week’s ThreeThousand is a 7-day forecast of a different nature.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 039 – rain, hail or shine

Cover photo by tin&ed. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
 
         
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Pools
Riding bikes
You Send It

Holden Caulfield
Erol Alkan
CocoRosie
Plug-In City
The Longcut

Tell what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Fools
Starting fights
Having spent it
Holden Commodores
Meryl Streep
Coconut Tanning Oil
Hair plugs
Bad haircuts

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Last Thursday night nearly 500 people packed into the CCP to celebrate the first shows of 2006, an impressive turn-out for some equally impressive exhibitions.

In Gallery 1 Juha Tolonen’s Entropia combines the ubiquity of entropy with the implausibility of utopia. Grand sounding but visually clear, pictures of turnstiles leading to nowhere or a television reflecting its own environment skilfully contrast ideas of progress and degeneration.

Simon Cuthbert’s Downtown questions the messages we receive from our urban environments and Underpin, a series by Andrew Curtis, is a close up exploration of the underworld. One thing leads to another by Debra Phillips focuses on all things street-level and shows the seeming inexhaustibility of photography. Last but not least, Chantal Faust, in her exhibition Monster, literally compresses her weird and wonderful subjects into photographs using a flat bed scanner.

The O.C may be starting again in a couple of weeks but the current shows at the CCP are where it’s really at.

Photo: Juha Tolonen, Television, 2004

What:
New exhibitions at the CCP

Where:
404 George St, Fitzroy

When:
Wed-Sat 11am-6pm until 11th March
 
 
 

Some might see it as a touching tribute to a great artist. Others, more like a grave-robber wrenching the jewellery from the hand of a rotting corpse on a misty winter’s night. Regardless, Reebok have just launched a new shoe inspired by “street” artist Jean-Michel Basquiat.

The “Reeboppers” are designed by Maharishi of London in Basquiat’s favourite colours: black, red, and white. And to further impress/offend, the shoes feature the deceased’s famous crown logo around the heel.

Make sure you grab a pair/howl with disgust before they sell out: unfortunately/luckily they’re only limited edition.

What:
REEBOK’S “REEBOPPER” BASQUIAT SHOE

Where:

ONLINE

How Much:

Around $160
 
   
 
 
 

In the fashion BBQ that is Melbourne you don’t want to be serving up any sub-standard produce. Stocking new Swedes on the block Cheap Mondays, Mjolk (the Swedish born Melbourne based label), American Apparel, and locals Hee & Haw, Bobby’s Cuts is all about the quality.

With the front counter taken straight from a butcher, knives adorning the walls and shirts packaged and wrapped like lamp chops, Bobby’s Cuts is also a refreshing take on the concept of retail space. Having been marinated it is now ready to sizzle, and as more and more stock arrives over the next few weeks Bobby’s Cuts is definitely primed to be one of the best retail spots in Melbourne. Is Bob, Is Good.

What:
Bobby’s Cuts

Where:
Shp4/ 237 (Scott Alley)
Flinders La Melbourne

When:
Monday to Thursday - 10.00am till 6.00pm
Friday 10.00am till 8.00pm
Saturday 10.00 till 6.00pm
Sunday 12.00pm till 5.00pm

Contact:
9663 4030
info@bobbyscuts.com
 
 
 

Fact: There is more crap in the blogosphere than in the Ganges River, but in amongst all the self-indulgent diatribes you will find a few pearls, shining like… pearls. Gawker is not only one of the shiniest pearls, it is also one of the biggest because every day millions upon millions of people (most of whom we can only presume are bored with their jobs in Manhattan) log on to get a fix of intelligent gossip and some mild mannered slander.

In the media world they say that content is king, but realistically everyone from New Idea to the Left-handed Lesbian Weekly draws from the same shallow puddle of mal-adjusted celebrity behaviour -- what makes Gawker stand above the rest is its caustic tone and cheeky tip toeing around the laws of defamation. We suggest you join in the dance by logging on regularly – if nothing else it’s a great way to make you wish you lived in Manhattan.

What:
Gawker

Who
Jessica Coen is the Editor - sharp as a guillotine and almost as lethal

Where:

gawker.com
 
   
 
 
 

Australian based music taste-makers, Modular, don’t seem to be content with just spotting and nurturing talent anymore. Over the past few months they’ve added a number of new strings to their bow, including monster Christmas parties in Sydney and Melbourne, as well as monthly nights, which kicked off in fine style with Annie. If you can’t get around to the regular nights, or if you just want to take home the Modular magic, make sure you grab Leave Them All Behind.Over two discs (one of them mixed) you’ll get an audio explanation of why they are considered one of the best stables of talent in the world.

What:
Modular Presents Leave Them All Behind

Who:

Various Artists include Cut Copy, The Midnight Juggernauts, Rubicks, Bloc Party and some other mighty talented people

On:

Modular
 
 
 

They say that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, so logically, that must make a junkyard a positive goldmine. The Junkyard Cinema, at the site of the Rose Street Artists’ Markets is exactly that, and will be a treasure trove of classic films screening over the next few months. Running on Sundays, the current fixture includes Sleepy Hollow, Man Bites Dog, Naked Lunch, Amelie, Donnie Darko and other cult flicks.

You can hire chairs or bring your own, tickets are only $8, and best of all it is licensed. The Junkyard Cinema – helping you get trashy.

What:
The Junkyard Cinema
- this weeks film is Sleepy Hollow

Where:
Rose St Artists’ Market, 60 Rose St, Fitzroy

When:
Sunday’s, 22nd Jan to 7th May
Opens 7pm, films begins at sundown
 
   
 
 
 

From the outside, Shoya Japanese Restaurant looks pretty humble, even miss-able, like any other restaurant on the China Town strip. Positioned next to Flower Drum you almost feel sorry for it – until you go inside. Looking like a Kill Bill set without the violence, Shoya can hold its own. With a Japanese BBQ area downstairs and a sushi bar, dining room, cocktail lounge and karaoke bar upstairs it is more like a theme park than a restaurant.

The sashimi (pictured) is excellent, served Iron Chef style with an ice dish that both tacky and genius at the same time. The sake list, although expensive, is impressive and the specialty dish, which involves quail and scallop, combines a flightless bird and sea creature in a way you never thought possible.

Shoya may not be a cheap night out, but its menu is as inventive as it is poorly translated, and both these elements give it a personality that make the experience more than worthwhile.

What:
Shoya

Where:

25 Market Lane, Melbourne

When:
Sun-Thursday 18.00 to 22.30
Fri-Sat 18.00 to 23.00

Contact and Info:
9650 0848
Licensed and BYO (Corkage $3 pp)
 
 

What:
Children Collide, The Ca$inos, Hot Little Hands, La Femme La Fever

When:
Wednesday 25th January

Where:

Revolver Upstairs, 229 Chapel St

 

Description:
Australia Day Eve extravaganza! Wear green and gold, wear your stubbies and wear yourself out listening to some great bands and the DJ talents of Generik and Streetparty. Bands start at 9pm.

What:
The Situations (NZ)

When:
Thursday 26th January

Where:

The Tote

 

Description:
The Situations are touring with The White Stripes and are playing a headline show supported by Temper Temper, Children Collide and Seconds.

What:
Double Happiness Chinese New Year Street Party

When:
Friday 27th January, 4pm onward

Where:

Liverpool St, City

 

Description:
Drinks, lions, firecrackers, DJs and other dangerous things.

What:
Great Lake Swimmers (CAN)

When:
Thursday 26th January

Where:

Northcote Social Club

 

Description:
Great Lake Swimmer’s album Bodies and Minds is out now and so are they. Catch them at the NSC supported by Josh Pyke. $20 + BF.

What:
Branedance V.02

When:
Saturday 28th January

Where:

Loop, 23 Meyers Place

 

Description:
Get lost in a musical sea of 1’s and 0’s at Branedance brought to you by Kiss FM’s Good Machine/Band Machine (87.6fm, Sundays 12-2am). Dedicated to neglected forms of experimental electronic music DJs Dave Pham, Not Happy Jan, Futuretron, Sye and Turbo make sure the fun is not neglected either. Free Entry.

 
   
 
 

Rowena Jean King puts vintage sunglasses on gold chains and this is retro bling you just can’t go past. This week we are giving away 2 unique pairs (valued at $50 each) to some lucky winners.

Also, congratulations to Margaux who won the subscription to Inside magazine and to Domenico who had fun at Four Tet and the 5 Popfrenzy/Incu CD winners who we haven’t decided on yet.

 

To win this weeks prize, simply answer the following question…

Corey Hart wore his sunglasses…

a) at the pool
b) jogging
c) at night
d) in the bath

Send an email with the correct answer to win@threethousand.com.au to win.

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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Group Publisher
Barrie Barton
03 9662 1657
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Editor
Chris Barton
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Deputy Editor
Kath Loftus
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Design Monkeys
tin&ed
www.tinanded.com.au

Contributing Monkeys
Charlotte McInnes
Nigel Carboon
Reuben Ruiter
Tom Hyde
Will Larnach-Jones
Max Olijnyk
Ana Cecilia
Toby Temper Temper
Jade Barclay
Joanna Weekes
Blingrid
Pollyanna
Jeanne Tan
Annie Fox
Dan Honey
Richard Hack
Lewis Mulvey
Richard Janko
Tom Jackson
Nick Sweeney


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