Wednesday 18th – 25th January

Contrary to popular opinion, patience isn’t a virtue – it’s for suckers. Those in the know do things in the now, and time is precious so why should you have to kill it?

If we wait, the Mr Whippy Van of Melbourne will move quickly past, leaving us with an annoying tune in our heads, and jealousy in our hearts as we watch as others enjoy their treats.

In this ice cream like issue of ThreeThousand we have many flavours to choose from. Pop-up-shop Spacecraft will be gone faster than a gelato on a 40 degree day and the exhibition Crying Boy Fanclub has more tears than a four year old with a dropped sundae. We also have music that puts Greensleeves to shame, and plenty of other wonderful things that reward those that don’t wait.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 038 – Want a lick?

Cover image Amanda De Simone - Crying Boy Fanclub at McCulloch Gallery. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
 
         
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Curb Your Enthusiasm
Leave Them All Behind
Spike Milligan
The Long Blondes
The Velvet Underground
Sonic Youth
Tucker B’s

Tell what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Hitting the curb
Getting left behind
Mike Tyson
Jessica Simpson
Velvet pants
The Sonic Manipulator
The Dog On The Tuckerbox

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

With Amanda De Simone’s new exhibition, Crying Boy Fanclub, it would seem that The Cure were wrong all along – boys do cry. Similar to Sam Taylor-Woods exhibition, Crying Men (NYC 2004), which featured the likes of Lawrence Fishburne and Benicio del Toro, Crying Boy Fanclub shows the vulnerability behind the armour of masculinity.

Portraits of boys, some dark and stubbled, some red nosed and sniffling, and with tears that are both universal and painfully individual, De Simone’s subjects seem genuine while simultaneously questioning the nature of authenticity. The highly stylised close-up portraits may have been staged, manipulated, or perhaps they are tragically real.

De Simone, exploring the idea of fandom and confronting the notion of choice motivation, invites you to choose your favourite and thus become a member of the fan club. Stoic, sniffling, heartbroken, which one do you feel more for?

In this exhibition, the tears themselves are clearer than their origins yet, as they stream down the cheek one thing is for certain – the ideas behind De Simone’s show will not evaporate as quickly.

What:
Amanda De Simone - Crying Boy Fanclub

Where:
McCulloch Gallery 8 Rankins Lane Melbourne (off Lt Bourke Street)

When:
18th January to 1st February
12-5pm
 
 
 

Unless it’s sunburn, or Michael Schumacher, most would agree that things look better in red. Bright, bold, sexy and potentially dangerous the Polaroid One Rossa is the lipstick on the collar of the camera world.

There is something to be said for tangibility, for immediacy, and for the inability to delete. Polaroid One Rossa is for people that aren't afraid to commit to the moment, to hold their Polaroid proudly in their hand and, be it good or bad, wave it like a flag.

With its retro design and enamel finish, the Polaroid One Rossa is as much about fashion as it is about function. The perfect social companion, Polaroids are the ideal way to remind yourself just how much fun can be had with a few friends, and, maybe even a stranger.

What:
Polaroid One Rossa

Where:

Available at KMart, Ted's and selected photo specialty stores.
Stockists 1300 728 606 or visit polaroidrossa.com.au

How Much:

$59.95 RRP
 
   
 
 
 

Better than an alien landing, Spacecraft at the GPO Melbourne puts both the mindset and the energy of art shows into a commercial retail environment. As one of a series of temporary stores, Spacecraft showcases fashion and interior pieces alongside site-specific artworks all created at Spacecraft's textile design studio in North Melbourne.

Although the team behind it had no pre-conceived ideas the Spacecraft store has been put together on anything but a wing and a prayer. Immaculately presented, the objects and garments, like a nomad in a tent, look at home in their transitional space. The store is more about the communication of ideas than the sale of products and as a result the concept has been well received by the public and Spacecraft's supporters alike.

Spacecraft is only for a short time so you better be quick before this fashion and design well dries up.

What:
Spacecraft at the GPO

Where:
Room  F03
Level 1
GPO Melbourne

When:
10am - 6pm Monday - Thursday & Saturday
10am - 9pm Friday
11am - 5pm Sunday & Public Holidays
 
 
 

Tank Magazine certainly doesn't give much away on the cover. The word ‘vroom’ and some Girls On Film-esque hair may not tempt many people into picking up the title but if you do you will be generously rewarded.

The kids behind London's Tank have energy and a keen eye for culture. Articles on Death From Above 1979, screen icon Catherine Deneuve, writer Geoff Dwyer, as well as a wealth of fashion features, make the publication as much about depth as it is about taste.

The current issue of Tank also includes a compilation CD (This Is Radio Tank V) with tracks from the likes of CocoRosie, Test Icicles, Diamond Nights and Superthriller. If it's cultural capital you're after then Tank Magazine will give you a good return on investment.

What:
Tank Magazine Vol 4. Issue 3

Where:

Most good bookstores

How Much:

$15.95
 
   
 
 
 

The album art for The Greatest Chan Marshal’s (aka Cat Power) latest recording is so cool, non-fans of the circuitous, little, indie-rockette, may end up buying it, simply so they can cut out the gold boxing-gloves and wear them as a necklace. Hopefully, after butchering the cover they’ll listen to the album and thus be converted to the church of Cat Powerology.

Recorded with Al Green’s old band in Memphis, Tennessee, The Greatest is a more instrumentally layered album than her previous works. Lyrically, it’s less interesting than You Are Free, but with Marshal, it’s not so much about what she says, but how she says it.

With a raspy, feminine drawl, Marshal sounds like she’s been smoking since she was a foetus yet her voice is seductively subtle, and often breathlessly beautiful. Standouts from the album include, "The Greatest", Empty Shell”, and the uncharacteristically cheerful “Could we. The Greatest is released in Australia on the 23rd of Jan so faithful and faithless alike, get ready; this album lives up to its name.

What:
The Greatest

Who:

Cat Power

On:

Matador Records
 
 
 

Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen (O Brother, Where Art Thou? Fargo) and nominated for the Golden Palm at the 1994 Cannes Film Festival The Hudsucker Proxy is more than worthy of another big screen viewing.

Showing as part of ACMI’s Freaky Fridays, The Hudsucker Proxy stars Tim Robbins as a mailroom clerk thrust into the role of president of the Hudsucker Corporation. Brimming with disaster, and filled with crackling one-liners, the Hudsucker Proxy shows the Coen brothers at their satirical best.

Nasty plot lines and double entendres are made all the more entertaining by brilliant performances by stars such as Paul Newman (the salad dressing king) and Jennifer Jason Leigh. This Friday, The Hudsucker Proxy is the best way to avoid the bar crawling business world while laughing at it at the same time.

What:
Freaky Fridays feat. The Hudsucker Proxy

Where:
ACMI cinemas

When:
Friday 20th January, 10pm
 
   
 
 
 

Most markets either compel you to search for things that aren’t there, like the cactus that makes peyote, or to come home with stuff you don’t need, like mobile phone covers made from bent cutlery. The Queen Vic Night Markets, on the other hand, are all about things you can’t do without, namely great food and alcohol.

With such a variety to choose from, Spanish, Indian, Italian, Chinese and crocodile (yes really) you’re pretty much guaranteed to find something to entice your taste buds. Some notable highlights are the Gourmet Curry Hut, Spanish food section and the delicious Dutch pancakes.

However, a word of warning, markets and alcohol don’t always mix, so if under the influence it may be best stay away from the live bands and honey coloured fisherman pants. Otherwise, you could end up dancing to one while wearing the other - a serious offence by anyone’s standards.

What:
The Queen Victoria Night Markets

Where:

Are you serious?

When:
5.30pm – 10.00pm Wednesday nights until the 22nd March
 
 

What:
Antony and the Johnsons

When:
Thursday 19th January

Where:

Hamer Hall (Arts Centre)

How much:


 

Description:
Rumoured to have made Leonard Cohen cry Antony and the Johnson’s will test your emotional robustness at Hamer Hall. They are supported by CocoRosie.

What:
Mum Smokes (CD launch)

When:
Friday 20th January

Where:

Ding Dong

 

Description:
Supported by the Crayon Fields, Food Group and Fur. $8.



What:
Four Tet

When:
Friday 20th Jan

Where:

The Salon, 59-61 Johnston St, Fitzroy

 

Description:
Supported by City City City and Mountains In The Sky, Four Tet (UK) tours in the name of Everything Ecstatic. Read our review here. Tickets $27.50 + BF from Polyester, Missing Link, The Corner Box Office and The Spanish Club… or you could just win some here.

What:
St Jerome’s Sunday Session

When:
Sunday 22nd January

Where:

Saint Jerome’s

 

Description:
Temper Temper, Children Collide, Hot Little Hands and Dukes of Windsor.

What:
CocoRosie

When:
Sunday 22nd January

Where:

Northcote Social Club

 

Description:
Due to popular demand CocoRosie have announced a second show at The Northcote Social Club to support their new album Noah’s Ark. Tickets $32, buy them here

 
   
 
 

Hippies will tell you that everything happens in threes but you don’t have to look much further than your legs to see that this is blatantly untrue. However, this week we do have three types of prizes to give away.

1) A years subscription to Inside magazine – the premier journal for interior architects and designers courtesy of Niche Media.

2) Two tickets to Four Tet who is playing this Friday at the Salon.

3) 5 Popfrenzy / Incu CDs that feature the likes of Xiu Xiu, Supersysterm, Smoosh and many more.


 

This weeks question:
Larry from the infamous 80s computer game wore what type of suit?

a) a zoot suit
b) a birthday suit
c) a leisure suit
d) a lawsuit

Send you answer, along with the prize you would like to win, to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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Group Publisher
Barrie Barton
03 9662 1657
barrie@threethousand.com.au

Editor
Chris Barton
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Deputy Editor
Kath Loftus
kath@threethousand.com.au

Design Monkeys
tin&ed
www.tinanded.com.au

Contributing Monkeys
Charlotte McInnes
Nigel Carboon
Reuben Ruiter
Tom Hyde
Will Larnach-Jones
Max Olijnyk
Ana Cecilia
Toby Temper Temper
Jade Barclay
Joanna Weekes
Blingrid
Pollyanna
Jeanne Tan
Annie Fox
Dan Honey
Richard Hack
Lewis Mulvey
Richard Janko
Tom Jackson
Lauren Katsikitis