Wednesday 11th – 18th January

Move over Roosters, 2006 is the Year of the Dog. In 1970, another year of the dog, the world’s largest rock festival, at the Isle of Wight was held with over 600,000 people in attendance. In 1982, the film Bladerunner was released and Time Magazine voted a computer “Man of the Year”. In 1994, Cobain killed himself, Nelson Mandela was inaugurated and OJ Simpson fled from police at hyper speed. So what does this all mean? Not much - the world is a crazy and unpredictable place and unlike bad smells you can’t blame it all on the dog.

What we do know is that people born in the canine zodiac possess certain characteristics that we should all aspire to. They are good listeners, inspire people’s confidence, and know how to keep a secret. They are loyal, giving, popular, charismatic and are also known for their sharp tongues.

 

In Melbourne, 2006, there should be no more dog eat dog. It is a year for supporting friends and forgetting foes and making sure all the amazing things around us don’t go un-noticed.

ThreeThousand Issue 037 – doggy style

Cover photo by tin&ed at the Is Not Magazine New Years Eve pillow fight. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
 
         
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Barry White
The Liars
Geek Gorgeous Calender 2006
The grey sweatsuit revolution 
Fire mouse
Hint Magazine
Hocking goods at the market 
The erotic colouring book 
Catherine Chalmers’ lewd animals

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White jeans
Liars
May Gibbs Calenders
Sweaty upper-lip
Fire ants
Lint
Hocking lugies
Tagging stuff
Pet allergies

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With all the warmth of a forensic investigation, acclaimed Beijing photographer Xing Danwen explores the impact of modernity on an increasingly global China in her back-to-back exhibition duplication/disCONNEXION.

Duplication, looking like toyshop genocide, shows doll's heads en masse, a tangle of golden hair with beady eyes peering out from underneath. Similarly, other images such as tiny doll's arms piled and awaiting assembly are perverted and captivating; the result of Danwen’s exploration of the pressure to conform to both aesthetic and social standards in the quest for modernity.

disCONNEXION is a collection of once desirable objects of consumer culture that have since been discarded. With clinical sensitivity, Danwen has transported her subjects from simply banal, to dark and alluring. Images of tangled and broken mobile phone carriers entwined in a mass of cords could almost pass as a lab tissue sample or a slide of a sinister parasite.

Danwen’s images of the fruits of modernity in their darker, colder forms are irresistible. More sophisticated (and lighter on the gore) than an episode of CSI –duplication/disCONNEXION should not be missed.

What:
Xing Danwen, duplication/disCONNEXION

Where:
Chinese Museum 22 Cohen Place

When:
January 6 – February 9,
10am-5pm every day
 
 
 

Love Hate Lollipop Tape is the sassiest adhesive since Swiss hiker George de Mestral invented Velcro when a burr got stuck to his sock. As the brain child of Melbourne industrial designer and Side Project founder Dave McDonald, the tape has already been put to good use, with its matching patterns it is now the ‘wall paper’ decorating the change rooms at one of our favorite Melbourne stores, Assin.

As well as being stocked at Order and Progress the tape is also stocked at the infinitely cool Black Block and Palais de Tokyo in Paris. However, Side Project doesn’t only deal in tape and dabbles in all things, from chrome milk crates to crazy couches, and even glow in the dark Brain Brooches.

Side Project makes the ordinary extraordinary and proves that re-inventing things is as important as inventing them. Side project tape - holding the world together.

What:
Side Project Love Hate Lollipop Tape

Where:

Order and Progress Level 6 Curtin House, 252 Swanston St Melbourne

How Much:

Fat tape = $24 per roll
Skinny tape = $16 per roll

Contact:
dave@zideproject.com
 
   
 
 
 

Trotting gaily into Christine, down the plush tartan carpeted stairs, past the ruby red walls and sparkling chandeliers gives you some idea how the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory children must have felt when they entered the Chocolate Room. Absolute toe-tapping, lip-licking ecstasy.

Owner Christine Barro has previously worked for 28 years as the ‘accessories buyer’ for the now expired Georges. During her time there she not only polished her knowledge of the intricacies of fashion but also cemented her belief in why accessories, from the likes of Prada, Rykiel, Jacobs, or something local and avant garde, are pivotal in the language of self-expression.

With covetable, mostly exclusive pieces gathered from lands near and far, a visit to this Flinders Lane treasure trove is vital for anybody who cares to be clad in the finest finery this season. No golden ticket is required upon entry, however take heed from the Wonka children – mind your gluttonous streak at Christine, it’s sure to be tempted.

What:
Christine

Where:
181 Flinders Lane Melbourne

When:
10am-5pm Monday & Saturday,
10am-6pm Tuesday-Friday

Contact:
9654 2011
 
 
 

When the word best-seller is used to describe a book it makes most purists gag and conjures thoughts of Dan Brown-esque chapter hooks and characters thinner than an Olsen twin. Fortunately, Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami is everything that most conventional best seller’s aren’t.

Well paced and relying on imagery instead of cheap trickery it gives direction to the journey without telling the reader exactly where to go. The main character of Watanabe is Holden Caulfield-esque without the western angst, and although a realist novel, Murakami’s prose still captures the beautiful, complex and enigmatic nature of the people that cross his path.

Murakami’s work has been compared to the best sort of pop song, ‘sad, deceptively simple and impossible to forget’. Norwegian Wood is a must read for all those who haven’t already and a re-read for all those who have forgotten just how good it really is.

What:
Norwegian Wood

Who:
Haruki Murakami

Where:

All good bookstores
 
   
 
 
 

Hot Chip with their laptop be-bop synths and soulful lyrics are too good to throw to the seagulls. Their album Coming On Strong is not as in your face as the title suggests. Although less aggressive than LCD Soundsystem, tracks such as ‘Down With Prince’ still allow comparisons to be drawn.

Like most other electro-this-or-that groups this release is not without its irony fuelled sounds and the lyrics of vocalist Joe Goddard prove that he is the sweetest sounding hip hop artist around, rhyming in baritone, like Simon and Garfunkel meets 50 cent. Cheeky comparisons aside, Hot Chip’s other influences include Devo, Dr. Dre, Stevie Wonder and Prince and although obviously retrospective they manage to maintain relevance as well as a contemporary sound.

Hot Chip, cover it in sauce, sprinkle it with salt – just don’t let it go cold.

What:
Coming On Strong

Who:

Hot Chip

On:

Astralwerks/DFA
 
 
 

It would seem that tabloid journalism exists in a moral vacuum strong enough to lift a bowling ball, unfortunately, the dirt and grime still remain. Dumb Show, currently showing through the MTC, is the cutthroat satire that asks exactly just how low can this form of media go?

Penned by Joe Penhall, the award winning writer of Blue/Orange, Dumb Show is as relevant as it is thrilling. The performance questions not only opportunistic journalism but also investigates the culpability of the publicity hungry celebrity. Starring Richard Piper and directed by Peter Evans this Dumb Show, contrary to its title, is both brilliantly written and fiercely intelligent.

Photo: Jeff Busby

What:
Dumb Show by Joe Penhall

Where:
The Arts Centre Fairfax Studio

When:
Until 18th February

Contact:
9684 4500 or mtc.com.au
 
   
 
 
 

Although contemporary Melbourne is probably the antithesis of the prohibition era, the idea of a speakeasy is nevertheless inviting.

Ellis Street Cocktail Lounge is strictly reservation only and unless you know the exact address you will have a hard time finding it. There is no signage and the façade looks more likely to house auto-repairs than cigars, cocktails, fine wines and whiskey. However, there is something to be said for an interior that matches decadent mirrors and couches against an industrial warehouse ceiling, and unless you are a Jehovah’s Witness, there is also something rewarding about ringing a doorbell to get into a bar. 

Like Who Framed Roger Rabbit meets 1920s Chicago, Ellis Street Cocktail Lounge is an entertaining time warp with both old-school attitude and an element of intrigue. Worth checking out – even on a school night.

The Ellis Sessions, with live Jazz from local artists and special guests begin again on January 17th but make sure you phone to book because otherwise (Jehovah’s Witness style) you will be turned away.

What:
Ellis Street Cocktail Lounge

Where:

16 Ellis St, South Yarra

When:
(The Ellis Sessions- Live Jazz)
Tuesday 6-30 til late

Contact:
9827 4032
 
 

What:
Modular presents Annie (DJ set)

When:
Friday 13th January

Where:

Honky Tonks

 

Description:
Don’t miss Norwegian pop princess Annie at the first of Modular’s monthly parties. She will be supported by Van She (live), Cut Copy DJs and DJ Belgium. $20 –tickets on the door.

What:
Kelley Stoltz

When:
Friday 13th January

Where:

Northcote Social Club

 

Description:
If you missed his Christmas night performance Sub-Pop artist Kelley Stoltz plays at the Northcote Social Club with The Smallgoods this Friday.

Tickets $20 for NSC box office on 9486 1677 or online here

What:
Combat Wombat, Macromantics (Syd), FortKnight Productions

When:
Friday 13th January

Where:

The Carlton Music Room,
225 Canning Street, Carlton

 

Description:
The Dan O’Connell has previously been known for it’s 100 pints club (100 pints of Guinness in one month) but in a wise move it has shifted its focus to live music. If you haven’t checked out the new room yet, do so this Friday night with three great bands. $10, Doors 8.30pm.

What:
The Tucker B’s

When:
Saturday 14th January

Where:

The Tote

 

Description:
Crazy quartet The Tucker B’s launch their new album Chubby under a full moon at The Tote. They are supported by Ned Collete (City City City), True Radical Miracle, Witch Hats, Schvendes (WA), and Fall Electric. $10, Doors 8.30pm

What:
British India, Valentinos (SYD) and Blue Sunshine Mind

When:
Saturday 14th January

Where:

Ding Dong

 

Description:
Say no more mon amore. $11

 
   
 
 

When the invisible bra strap was introduced it proved that not all things see-through were good and in some cases are just outright tacky. Transparency is so passé and that’s why we love Love Hate Lollipop Tape by Side Project. To get your hands on some answer the following question…

 

This weeks question:
Simple Minds wrote which of the following…

a) Don’t You (Do That Or Else)
b) Don’t You (Forget About Me)
c) Don’t You (Ruin Your Appetite)
d) Don’t You (Dare)

Send an email with the correct answer to win@threethousand.com.au to win.

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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Nigel Carboon
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Tom Hyde
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Richard Hack
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