Wednesday 22 February – 01 March

Most of us have had the nightmare of being chased. Try as you might you can’t run, and no matter how fast your legs move, you remain static. With so much on, this week in Melbourne has a distinctly similar feeling. As you run to get everywhere, you get nowhere at all.

As a result, it is important to be efficient, to be one step ahead at all times, and if we’re realistic, allow ourselves the occasional fun-filled sideways stumble.

This week ThreeThousand wants to wake you from the nightmare of your social life with bar hop art, a shake up of the shop concept, some serious footwear, some not so serious bags and a range of things to do if, god forbid, you get bored.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 043 – run for your life

PS. Check out NowNow’s latest interview with graphic wunderkind Sean Hogan.

Cover photo by tin&ed. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
 
         
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GBH.tv
Bubble skirts
Gelato on Friday
Wil Murray’s gory art
You Tube
Running amok
The Shining
Ice Dancing thrills and spills


Tell what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


GHB
Bubble tea
Expensive Sundaes
Spilling your guts
Saying things are ‘tubular’
Getting legless
Red Rum Olsen Twins
The absence of any Harding/Kerrigan-type biffo in iceskating

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

We all spend a lot of time (and money) in shops, and we would all like to say that we spent more time in our cities fine galleries. Fortunately, RAW 2006 satisfies retail and cultural needs alike.

RAW calls on dedicated artists and retail boutiques to present considered responses to a theme and express these ideas in an exhibition format at some amazing and unexpected venues such as Assin, Zambesi and de de ce.

Presented by Poster Magazine and a part of LMFF’s art program RAW 2006 is one great reason to take your eyes off the catwalk and re-focus them on the street. RAW is about looking beyond the perfect hair and chiselled features and seeing the amazing intellect and ideas that lie in and around our cities obsession with fashion. RAW is certainly not underdone.

What:
Retail Art Walk and Exhibition

Where:
Assin, Chinese Museum, Christensen Copenhagen, de de ce, Flinders Lane Gallery Upstairs, Format Furniture Basement, GPO, QV, Tiffany & Co, Zambesi

When:
22nd February until 4th March

Info:
postermagazine.com.au
 
 
 

There are few things worse than a humourless old bag. But there are few things better than a hilarious new one. So naturally ThreeThousand was thrilled when it found out about designer Hannah Chipkin's new range of bags and shirts bringing a little ray of sunshine into our pathetic and miserable lives.

Chipkin's label Chip Chop! made an impact previously with its clever Scrabble piece pendants, which lit up the plunging necklines of sexy librarians everywhere. Now, Chip Chop!, like Mariah Carey at the Grammies, has returned to the spotlight in triumphant form.

Ladies and gentlemen can get the shirts in white, baby blue, and black, and the bags are deep enough to carry all your necessities plus a bag of chips. However, these goodies are currently so exclusive that to get your paws on one you'll have to go straight to the source via email or phone. But don’t worry, going direct is like the retail equivalent of spooning, intimate yet reassuring.

Who:
Chip Chop!

What:

Bags and Tees

Contact:
email or 0412 924 869.
 
   
 
 
 

When in Melbourne, The Strokes shop in Malvern. Yes your read correctly, Malvern - that rather large portion of leafy suburbia bustling with private school kids and Jewish grandmothers collecting Challah for Shabbat.

However, it ain’t the Challah that brings The Strokes out Malvern way - it’s Rocco’s Shoes, which for the past forty years has tended to the tootsies of rock royalty and regular Joes alike.

Everybody knows that a decent pair of shoes can mean the difference between looking sharp and looking like a schmuck and, it seems, there came a time when canvas runners were no longer adequate globetrotting footwear for The Strokes. At about $150 a pop for a pair of custom made Rocco’s shoes, or $130 for a ready-made pair, it’s never been more affordable to get dressed for success.

Rocco’s pointy toe styles are the most exquisite, with some of the more eccentric animal prints and bright colours launching them into the realms of couture-shoe-art.

With this in mind try walking in Rocco’s shoes – heck, try swaggering/dancing or scissor kicking in them. A trip to Malvern never sounded so good.

What:
Rocco’s Shoes

Where:
43 Station St Malvern

When:
Mon-Fri 10-4, Sat 9.30-1

Contact:
there’s no phone
 
 
 

There’s something disconcerting about seeing comic book characters age slowly. Comic book fans are used to dramatic flashbacks and glimpses into wise old age, but it is rare to see characters subtly become more wrinkly and weary, and struggle with the years. Aside from dramatic death sequences, it’s unusual to be reminded of their mortality.

For fans of the work of the great American graphic novelist Jamie Hernandez, Ghost of Hoppers (released early March) shows regular character Maggie Chascarillo gradually approaching mundane middle age. To illustrate this, her subtle physical and psychological changes have been written into her character: she’s saggier, less stimulated, and increasingly worried about becoming boring. Meanwhile, with the exception of Hopey, the rest of Maggie’s acquaintances in Hoppers, a California town where most of Hernandez’ backstories accumulate, have drifted further away from their lives in the LA Punk scene.

Hernandez’ graphic novels are famous for their attention to chronological detail and their depth of story. This means that as a stand alone, the novel is detailed enough to imply a coherent backstory, and as a part of a series it brings new meaning and development to the already complex and interesting characters.

Is Maggie’s melancholy caused by Satanic intervention? Will Hopey ever tell Maggie she loves her? Do we get boring with age? Read and find out.

What:
Ghost Of Hoppers
 
Where:
Online AND COMIC BOOK STORES
 
How Much:
$20
 
   
 
 
 

Wolves are the undisputed breakout stars of the past year-or-so’s music scene. Wolfmother, Wolf and Cub, Wolf Parade, Wolf Eyes, Guitar Wolf, and We Are Wolves are just a few of the hot new-ish bands howling their way out of the hills.

Why the explosion of wolf related names? Wolves are aggressive, macho, furry, have a haunting howl, and are common creatures of myth and folklore. And unfortunately, wolves tend to hunt in packs. This pack mentality has meant that amongst the wolf invasion there are few alpha males (or females). Indisputably indie, the packs too often feature heavy guitars, new wave synths, wailing and coarse vocals, and lyrics about the usual fare. We Are Wolves set their own trap when they describe their music as “a post-punk landscape…like rock after the post-modern explosion”. Not much new here.

For a similarly named band possibly more likely to lead the pack, check out We Are Scientists. As for We Are Wolves, you won’t find anything too unpredictable coming from the fangs of these sheep dressed in wolf’s clothing.

What:
Non-stop Je Te Plie en Deux

Who:

We Are Wolves

On:

Shock

 
 
 

It’s a pity that by the time most films arrive here they’re so over-hyped that you’ll almost inevitably be disappointed.

This is particularly the case when they’re surrounded by Academy™ Awards™ Buzz™, even if you don’t give a crap about the Oscars™. Capote is far from disappointing, but having heard glowing reviews since September of last year it’s frustrating that the joy of seeing a pre-hyped film has again been ripped from our arms by the trans-Pacific lag.

The film focuses on a short but important period in the life of author Truman Capote (played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman) that was spent researching and writing his so called non-fiction novel “In Cold Blood”.

The book, which told the plausible story of a rural Kansas family massacre, established Capote as a literary celebrity and is said to have helped pioneer the ‘creative non-fiction’ style employed by modern day masters of literature such as ThreeThousand.

Capote is brilliant, even if it’s typically belated.

What:
Capote

Where:
Most places if you bother to look

View Trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

Milli Vanilli’s 1990 ousting as lip synching frauds inadvertently sent shockwaves through the MTV community, and temporarily silenced Ford Capri cassette decks worldwide.

Sixteen years later, their memory lives on in the form of Blame It On The Rain, a ten-day exhibition curated by the new collaborative venture, Hell Yeah Projects.

Four of Melbourne’s finest drinkeries – Misty, Murmur, Robot and Troika - will host the event, baring their walls/floors/benches/souls to feature work by 19 of Australia’s sassiest creative wunderkind. The exhibition will be kickstarted on February 23 with a party spanning all four venues. You can start wherever you like, and hop/skip/stupor your way between the bars. Just don’t get shickered too early – at least wait until you’ve seen all the art.

Works in photography, illustration and even toy making will be on show, and given people are generally more agreeable when they’re liquored up, it’s handy to know all works are for sale.

What:
Blame It On The Rain

Where:
Misty – 3-5 Hosier Lane, Murmur – 17 Warburton Lane, Robot – 12 Bligh Place, Troika – 106 Little Lonsdale St

When:

Begins February 23, 7:30pm, and runs for ten days
 
 

What:
Children of the Night

When:
Friday 24th Feb

Where:

The Old Chinese Theatre, behind The Forum, 19 Russell St, City

How much:

FREE

 

Description:
ThreeThousand is proud to be supporting Children of the Night. A week long live music extravaganza that launches this Friday with Midnight Juggernauts and My Disco alongside Pretty Girls Make Graves (DJ set) and DJ Streetparty. Saturday night sees Damn Arms in their first show back from OS alongside Wolf and Cub and Sunday night is a Burlesque Spectacular with Hi Ball Burlesque and Baby Take A Bow! Come one and come all, actually - just don’t miss it.

What:
Digger And The Pussycats

When:
Friday 24th Feb

Where:

The Tote

How much:

$12

 

Description:
Digger And The Pussycats, one of Australia’s most respected garage trash duos, play their only Melbourne show before returning to Europe. They are supported by Legends Of Motorsport, The Breadmakers and The Holy Soul (SYD).

What:
Bang Bang

When:
Friday 24th  Feb

Where:

The Laundry, Johnston St, Fitzroy

 

Description:
The Laundry has just had a big fat new P.A. put in and Bang Bang intends to make the most of it with Master Cardinal, The Inkrements, Saint James and Dance With Voices. $5 entry.

What:
Brandance V.03

When:
Saturday 25th Feb, 10pm til forever

Where:

Loop

 

Description:
Zero one zero the Computer's our hero. This weekend is the third installment in the Branedance continuum, where fax machines battle holographic calculators in a fight for supremacy. Presented by the digital beings Good Machine/Bad Machine, featuring experimental aural madness in the forms of blips, beeps, glitches and tweaks to dance your brane away.

What:
Thunderbirds Are Now!

When:
Tuesday 28th Feb

Where:

Saint Jerome’s

 

Description:
Detroit rockers Thunderbirds Are Now! play the post laneway festival Saint Jerome’s. No rest for the wicked. They are supported by Temper Temper and Dukes Of Windsor.

 
   
 
 

Unlike Children of the Corn, Children of the Night won’t scare the pants off you, and if you subscribe to the Children of the Night limited run newsletter you will even have a chance to win some!

Courtesy of Levi’s ® we have two pairs of tough skinny black jeans for one lucky boy and one lucky girl, as well as a $50 drink card for each winner to spend at the Children of the Night live music extravaganza.

To be in the running subscribe here http://www.childrenofthenight.com.au

 

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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Group Publisher
Barrie Barton
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Editor
Chris Barton
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Deputy Editor
Kath Loftus
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Design Monkeys
tin&ed
www.tinanded.com.au

Contributing Monkeys
Charlotte McInnes
Nigel Carboon
Reuben Ruiter
Tom Hyde
Will Larnach-Jones
Max Olijnyk
Ana Cecilia
Toby Temper Temper
Jade Barclay
Joanna Weekes
Blingrid
Pollyanna
Jeanne Tan
Annie Fox
Dan Honey
Richard Hack
Lewis Mulvey
Richard Janko
Tom Jackson
Nick Sweeney
Lauren Katsikitis
Reuben Acciano
Lucy Morieson