Wednesday 8th – 15th February

Cynics will tell you that Valentine’s Day was created by Hallmark Cards to increase sales. Romantics will tell you that it’s a day to share with that special companion. Here at ThreeThousand, we are both cynical and romantic, but nevertheless we want to share it with someone, or at least some of the things, that we love.

Issue 041 is our love letter to another beautiful week in Melbourne. We give a box of chocolates to some great photography, a bunch of roses to a unique publication, a romantic dinner for a sophisticated shop and we buy drinks for the rest in the hope of getting lucky.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 041 – be our Valentine

Cover photo taken by Jesse Marlow. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
 
         
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Zorro
Fanmail
White Rose Movement
M.I.A.
Animal Parties
Monkeys as greyhound jockeys

Tell what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


The Zero Movement
Junkmail
A black rose
R.I.P.
Roadkill
Jockeys

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Like P-plate drivers, many of us refuse to believe that we are breakable. It takes moments of pain and legacies such as scars to remind us that flesh and bone is not titanium.

Melbourne photographer Jesse Marlow has put together a collection of candid photographs that documents people in their daily routine affected by a visible and superficial injury. Beautifully designed by award winning London design firm Purpose, Wounded even comes in a mock-plaster slip case and with a skin coloured cover.

Wounded’s 84 pages are both comical and insightful and show, as Anna Krien once said, that ‘while perfection is what we’re all aiming for, it’s the scars that give us the best stories.’ With a limited run of 1000 copies nothing would hurt more than not owning a copy of this incredible book.

What:
Wounded

Who:
Jesse Marlow

Where:
Metropolis, Fat Clothing Stores or online at slingshotpress.com or win one here

How Much:
$60 or $50 online
 
 
 

Instead of wasting money on expensive flowers for someone way too good for you, this Valentine’s Day ThreeThousand suggests you wallow in crushing heartbreak and stomach-churning anguish by purchasing a delicious box of “Bittersweets” from online retailer Despair.com.

These cruel-to-be-kind candies manage to condense a lifetime of heartache and rejection into just a few words. They come in two different varieties: “Dejected” and “Dysfunctional”, and are emblazoned with messages such as “TABLE FOR 1”, “U+ME=GRIEF”, “PEAKED AT 17”, “UP YER MEDS”, “NOT AGAIN”, and “SETTLE 4 LESS”. ThreeThousand was also impressed by truthfully named flavours that include: Banana Chalk, Grape Dust, and Nappy-Citric.

The perfect gift for perennial divorcees and spiritual spinsters. Plus there’s no need to worry about not being disappointed in time: international orders generally arrive within one week!

What:
Bittersweets

Where:

Online

How Much:

ABOUT $15
 
   
 
 
 

From grid-patterned streets to cool haircuts, from amazing architecture to alternative accessories, it is evident that Melbourne prides itself on its design. It is for this reason that a shop like the National Design Centre (NDC) is so important to our city. With its glass front, it literally is a window into Australia’s creative community and showcases work from all disciplines of design. Added to this, the Centre is also home to the Melbourne Design Festival and has a compact gallery space cutely known as the NDC ShowBox. So even though it may be called the National Design Centre, the NDC is still something that we Melburnians can treat as our own.

What:
The National Design Centre

Where:
Federation Square,
corner Russell and Flinders St

When:
10am -5pm 7 days a week

Contact:
9654 6335
nationaldesigncentre.com
 
 
 

In an age of terrorism it is good to see the word hijacked in a positive context. Similarly, in a world of two-a-penny self-indulgent rambling zines, it is refreshing to have this publishing medium shown in a good light as well.

Hijacked is a small limited edition production. Xerox quality, black and white and as lo-fi as it is loveable. Largely featuring Australian creatives, Hijacked regularly has contributions from international artists and writers. Each issue is themed and features photos, paintings, doodles, designs, stories and other things (apart from your bum) that can be photocopied and made into A5.

Hijacked has no advertising and is published by Modm publishing in cahoots with Perth duo Keith and Lottie. Each issue is launched with an exhibition of featured works and a party. Issue #007 – “Mugshots” and Issue #008 – “Melbourne City Serpents” are being launched at Loop this Sunday the 12th Feb. See OUT for details.

What:
Hijacked Zine

Where:

Someday Store,
Level 3, Curtin House
252 Swanston St, City

Image: Cover of Issue 007 – photo taken by Thomas Jeppe
 
   
 
 
 

There is nothing more painful than a story told badly, yet there are few things better than one told well. Fortunately, San Franciscan multi-instrumentalist, Kelley Stoltz has come close to perfecting the art of storytelling through his latest psych-rock, folk, blues, piano driven pop release Below The Branches .

The combination of recording at home and touring extensively has given Below The Branches a worldliness and an intimacy that warms you like your doona cover while making your eyes light up like a big city. With thirteen tracks that pick up from where his acclaimed debut Antique Glow left off, Kelley Stoltz has something to say and it will be your loss if you don’t listen. Sample some of his other MP3’s here.

What:
Below The Branches

Who:

Kelley Stoltz

On:

subpop / stomp
 
 
 

How to make a Hollywood movie…
Rule #1: Pick an American icon to base the story on.
Rule #2: Make sure that they had a father that never believed in them and who can haunt them for the rest of their lives thus give context to drugs and other vices.
Rule #3: Start with their childhood and include motifs that can be littered throughout the rest of the story.

Although Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon fit the bill, and their chemistry carries the film, the story of Johnny Cash in Walk The Line feels like many we have seen before - country boy makes it big with a little help from “inspiring” and cliché pep talks.

In order not to harp on about it, Walk The Line may be worth seeing for those that aren’t that familiar with Johnny Cash. However, for those with a greater knowledge, you will unfortunately find that the story of an amazing and unconventional life has been told with an all too familiar, and disappointingly standardised formula.

What:
Walk The Line

Where:
Most cinemas

Watch The Trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

A perfect little nook up the more elegantly wasted end of Chapel Street, Borsch, Vodka and Tears plies its contempo-bohemian trade in an atmosphere somewhat more humorous than its name might suggest. Maybe it’s due to the ‘uplifting’ potential of the 90+ imported, house-infused and ‘special release’ vodkas, or their chuckle-worthy shots such as the ‘Polish Bitch’. With imported beers and spirits, plus a great wine list there are more than 160 tipples to choose from, any of which can suitably accompany the hearty Eastern European fare that make up BVT’s charmingly different menu. From authentic pierogi and uszka (Polish dumplings) to stews and soups (obviously the eponymous beet-y borsch), the meals can be as ‘heavy’ or ‘light’ as you care to make them. Old-school (as in, not too cool for school) hospitality makes this low-lit, cosy, warm and inviting eatery/watering hole as authentic as any bar on a Prague or Krakow backstreet.

What:
Borsch, Vodka and Tears

Where:

173 Chapel Street, Windsor, 3181

Contact:
(03) 9530 2694

When:
Mon-Wed 8.30am-1am, Thur & Fri 8.30am-3am, Sat 9.30am-3am, Sun 9.30am-midnight.
 
 

What:
Deerhoof

When:
Friday 10th February

Where:

The Northcote Social Club

How much:

Tickets $26 + BF

 

Description:
Although they have been shapeshifting alt-pop for the past 10 years Deerhoof grace our shores for the very first time this Friday. They are supported by My Disco.

What:
Remake Remodel

When:
Friday 10th February

Where:

Ding Dong

 

Description:
Remake Remodel are calling it a day with tongue in cheek and launching their final album Thanks For Nothing at Ding Dong. They are supported by Legends Of Motorsport, Dr Invisiablo and Rusty James. Doors 9pm.

What:
Expatriate, Bit By Bats, Dead Frenchman

When:
Saturday 11th February

Where:

Ding Dong

 

Description:
If the bouncers recognise you from the night before there is no shame in that.


What:
iVibe

When:
Sunday 12th February

Where:

Honky Tonks

How much:

$10

 

Description:
Lasergun and HonkyTonks present iVibe. Harris Robotis (live), DJ Belgium, Agent 86, Dave Pham, Not Happy Jan, Gag Reflex (playing appropriately in the toilets) and special guests.

What:
Snake Your Rump Party – Hijacked Issue 7 and 8 Launch

When:
Sunday 12th February, 3pm onwards

Where:

Loop

 

Description:
Creative Collective The Serpents are the poison behind this party being held to launch Hijacked issues #007 and #008. There will be DJs, prizepacks, a raffle and anything else you could possibly want on a Sunday afternoon.

 
   
 
 

This week’s prizes are for those that find themselves out of love this Valentine’s Day. A copy of Jesse Marlow’s Wounded will give you perspective, or at least allow you to laugh at those less fortunate than yourself, and one of two Neon Corsages (pictured) from Art School will make you look both dapper and loved. To be our Valentine this week, just answer the following question…

 

This weeks question:
The Beatles sang All You Need Is

a) Love
b) Another Drink
c) Lust
d) A Tub of Chocolate Ice-cream

Send an email with the correct answer to win@threethousand.com.au to win.


 


 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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Editor
Chris Barton
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Deputy Editor
Kath Loftus
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Contributing Monkeys
Charlotte McInnes
Nigel Carboon
Reuben Ruiter
Tom Hyde
Will Larnach-Jones
Max Olijnyk
Ana Cecilia
Toby Temper Temper
Jade Barclay
Joanna Weekes
Blingrid
Pollyanna
Jeanne Tan
Annie Fox
Dan Honey
Richard Hack
Lewis Mulvey
Richard Janko
Tom Jackson
Nick Sweeney
Lauren Katsikitis
Reuben Acciano