Wednesday 1st – 8th February

January may be the start of a new year but February is when we really begin to make progress. Australia Day is past, the BDO has swept through like a hurricane and now it is time to re-build, to collect our thoughts and to gather nuts, or at least a semblance of a tan, before the winter months.

In the spirit of progress, this week we introduce two more strings to the ThreeThousand bow. The seed of our brand new blog nownow.com.au has been planted and is ready to grow, and a new interviews page will talk turkey with people that are anything but turkeys, like Woody from Sneaker Freaker.

 

Although inherently different, the introduction of our blog and interviews page marks the beginning of a conversation with the world we inhabit. It is a dialogue that will seek to explore the now(now) and hopefully help inspire things to come - feel free to join in at any time.

ThreeThousand Issue 040 - Talking turkey

Cover photo by tin&ed. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
 
         
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Lucy Orta
Marc Newsom
Walk Sydney Streets
Ratatat

Free Time
Evelyn Waugh
Gang of Four

Tell what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


I Love Lucy
Mark Latham
Sydney Streets
Rats
Over time
War
Biker Gangs

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Framed is ‘an exhibition by purveyors of fine BMX’, and first and foremost we would like to congratulate the curators, Urchin Associates, for putting the words purveyor and BMX in the same sentence.

To be honest, we don’t know much about this under-rated form of transport, but like Nicole Kidman before her role in the 1983 film BMX Bandits, we are willing to learn. What we do know is that BMX’s and their ‘purveyors’ are the antithesis to lycra wearing, oh-so-serious cyclists, and we will support that in any way possible.

What:
Framed – restore the ride

Where:
Level 2 Curtin House,
252 Swanston St, City

When:
Friday February 3rd,
6.30pm - one night only
 
 
 

“Real Pimps Wear Gold”.

With a bi-line like that it is hard to resist this gold plated beauty, sold exclusively outside of Japan by TokyoFlash. There are only 500 of these 18-carat bad boys being retailed worldwide and “once gone, no more”.  With a mineral crystal glass display and stainless steel behind the bling Trip The Light Fantastic is a quality watch. The 72 LED lights can light up, like pyrotechnics for your wrist, and although it may not be the most accurate time telling machine it is, as TokyoFlash say, “extra tacky, and very pimpy.”

What:
Trip The Light Fantastic Gold Watch by Pimp

Where:

Tokyo Flash.com

How Much:

¥10900 or $AUD125
 
   
 
 
 

Maybe stationary fetishes are packaged in with puberty. Pens, pencils, clip folders and post-it notes create control in an otherwise turbulent time and, as a result, we begin to form a dependence on them. It is hard to let go of such needs, especially when stores like kikki.K are there, to not only help you control the madness, but to make you look great as well.

With a philosophy that is grounded upon well-being and a keen eye for aesthetics kikki.K is office management for the Mac generation. Unlike what you’ll find at bigger retailers, kikki.K has things that actually match in colours rather than in the dullest shades of grey. It stocks quality paper, picture frames, bags, animal shaped elastic bands, and anything else that may possibly make you a more organized and inspired person. Unleash your inner geek.

What:
kikki.K – Swedish Home/Office Style

Where:
Ground Level, Melbourne Central

Contact:
03 9662 1600
kikki-k.com.au
 
 
 

NowNow. It's what your mum would say when you were young and you’d had a run in with the footpath or the foot of your brother. It's what she'd coo as she smooshed Vicks VapoRub into your achy chest. It's also a way of saying tisk tisk without sounding like a wanker.

And, as of today, it's the name of our sparkling new blog NowNow, a kind of evil triplet of the TwoThousand and ThreeThousand sites. It is the Frankenstein emerging from the lightning bolt of a previous software malfunction. Bigger, stronger, more unpredictable and, more than ever, something to keep an eye on.

Although we don’t know exactly what will be included you can certainly expect an offbeat ode to city life -- to music, art, gigs, shop hopping, pop culture, high culture, low life, gossip and everything in between. Good, bad, sublime and godawful.

Information provided on this page might occasionally be useful, but that'll be just a happy side effect, rather than our big intention. Mostly, NowNow will be about what diverts us. What peeves us. What turns us on. What it's like to live, breathe and most importantly, to play in the NowNow.

What:
NowNow Blog

Where:

nownow.com.au

When:
Whenever you need it
 
   
 
 
 

You could imagine that no one speaks while watching The Longcut play live. There would be no gossiping and certainly no small talk, bottles could break yet no one would flinch. Their sound is all consuming.

Although long-windedly named by NME as the most important and original act destined for future stardom, this Manchester three-piece seem like the sorts that wouldn’t care too much for media praise. Their sound speaks, shouts and thrashes about louder than words ever could. Blunt drums, melodic guitars and electronic sounds combine geek with rock and intellect with an articulate aggression

This mini-album is a compilation of The Longcut's first two UK EPs and is a teaser of things to come. It will fill your heart with lust for their live show, a longing for a debut album, and given time, this relationship may even mature into genuine love.

What:
The Longcut mini album

Who:

The Longcut

On:

Etch n Sketch
 
 
 

Real Life On Film is Australia’s only festival dedicated to the art of documentary, and fortunately for Melbourne’s culture loving public, it finds things within the Commonwealth far more interesting than athletics and swimming.

This ten-day exposé covers everything from the artistic to the political and proves that ‘truth’ is stranger than fiction. Showcasing Australian and world premieres from Kenya to Coburg as well as Q&A’s with the filmmakers Real Life On Film explores not only the versatility but also the intricacies of the documentary medium.

At a time when blind patriotism looms over our city it is nice to know that there are some people looking at the world through a magnifying glass.

Image from How Arnold Won The West

What:
Real Life On Film

Where:
ACMI cinemas

When:
Saturday 11th Feb-21st Feb
 
   
 
 
 

Have a look at this breakfast roll will you. Have you ever seen anything healthier and better looking in your life? The trouble with the internet is that you can’t taste things on the screen, and so we have eaten 6 of these rolls in the last week just to be sure that our recommendations are well researched. It is with great authority that we tell you, ‘this baby tastes as good as she looks’.

It could be said that we have been blinded by the breakfast roll’s beauty at Arcadia because we can’t tell you too much more about the place. All we know is that they have great coffee, their staff are friendly (which makes a nice change for the North-Side) and they have a jolly big table where you can stretch out your papers and eavesdrop on other people’s conversations.

What:
Arcadia Cafe Restaurant

Where:

193 Gertrude St Fitzroy 3065

When:
7 days a week
10am – 5pm

Contact and Info:
(03) 9416 1055
 
 

What:
Damo Suzuki

When:
Wednesday 1st February

Where:

Revolver

 

Description:
Legendary Damo Suzuki plays with Omar Rodrigues-Lopez from The Mars Volta, Chris Abrahams and Tony Buck from The Necks, Oren Ambarchi, Edmond Ammendola and Davey Williams. They are supported by Temper Temper.

What:
M.I.A.

When:
Wednesday 1st Feb

Where:

The Prince Band Room

 

Description:
If you don’t know M.I.A. it is quite clear that you, in fact have been M.I.A. Supported by DJ Peril and Suburban Intellect. Tickets $44 + BF from Polyester, Central Station, Ticketmaster 7 and POW.

What:
Sleater-Kinney

When:
Thursday 2nd February

Where:

The Corner Hotel

 

Description:
The word grunge and princess don’t really fit but we are going to use them anyway to describe Sleater-Kinney. They are touring their album The Woods, which has been their most successful album to date in both the UK and Australia. They are supported by Brisbane 3-piece The Grates and Baseball.

What:
The Good, The Bad and The Balkan

When:
Thursday 2nd Feb, 9pm

Where:

Horse Bazaar 397 Little Lonsdale st, Melbourne City

 

Description:
Forget local convention, Balkan sounds are big in Europe and Horse Bazaar are bringing them to Melbourne. There will also be vinyl giveaways courtesy of Filter Records, and vodka courtesy of Absolut and gypsy movies on the Horse Bazaar screens. Bring your chickens, tubas, accordians & dancin' legs down to hear selectors DJ delay and Systa BB spin the best of the balkan.Opa!!!

What:
Lewis Morley Lecture

When:
Saturday 4 February, 7pm

Where:

Clemenger BBDO Auditorium, NGV International, 180 St Kilda Road

 

Description:
The iconic image of a naked Christine Keeler sitting astride a Jacobsen's chair has come to embody the myth of the ‘swinging sixties’. Hear Lewis Morley discuss his influences, ideas and practice in this illustrated talk and then stick around for Art After Dark. Tickets $18 / $5 NGV Members / $14 Concession / $10 Student (includes exhibition entry) For further details and bookings call 8662 1555.

 
   
 
 

Most English teachers tell you to never begin your sentences with the word ‘and’ but they never said you couldn’t begin the title of a book with it. This week we have a giveaway courtesy of grammar rascals And Collective.

And Collective Number Two is part of a limited run of 1000 and features works of artists such as Amy Alexander, Amelie Scalercio, Eugenia Lim, Lis Erasmus, Joshua Gurrie, Aidan Moffat and Nadia Combe. To win yourself a copy of this precious publication just answer the following question.

 

This week’s question…
Oasis sang which of the following…

a) Champagne ham
b) Champagne and Orange Juice
c) Champagne Supernova
d) Spumante Supernova

Send an email with the correct answer to win@threethousand.com.au to win.

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

Advertising Partnerships:
ThreeThousand is funded in full by one advertising partner per issue. We warmly invite advertisers who see the benefit in speaking to Melbourne through a trusted and targeted medium to contact Francesco at frunch@rightanglepublishing.com

Editorial Submissions:
The editorial team at ThreeThousand may know a lot - but they don't know everything. Feel free to send information on events, venues or anything else to chris@threethousand.com.au

Feedback:
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ThreeThousand and TwoThousand are published by Right Angle Publishing.

Right Angle Publishing
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252 Swanston Street
Melbourne, 3000

 

Group Publisher
Barrie Barton
03 9662 1657
barrie@rightanglepublishing.com.au

Editor
Chris Barton
chris@threethousand.com.au 

Deputy Editor
Kath Loftus
kath@threethousand.com.au

Design Monkeys
tin&ed
www.tinanded.com.au

Contributing Monkeys
Charlotte McInnes
Nigel Carboon
Reuben Ruiter
Tom Hyde
Will Larnach-Jones
Max Olijnyk
Ana Cecilia
Toby Temper Temper
Jade Barclay
Joanna Weekes
Blingrid
Pollyanna
Jeanne Tan
Annie Fox
Dan Honey
Richard Hack
Lewis Mulvey
Richard Janko
Tom Jackson
Nick Sweeney
Lauren Katsikitis

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Robert Freeman Design for the film poster for A Hard Day's Night 1964 (detail).
Collection of the artist, courtesy of Bruce Karsh. © Photography and Design by Robert Freeman