Wednesday 13th – 20th December
 
More bucking bull than rocking horse, you better hold on tight for the next couple of weeks and let us be your rodeo clown, running around with face paint, creating a distraction and hopefully saving you a lot of pain.

Issue 085 features issue one of Hao Guo magazine and we recommend Music Recommenders. If you stay on for more than 8 seconds we also have Billy, the vintage store with an on-site tailor, Casio watches from Hudson in Balaclava and in pictures we showcase the Howard Arkley exhibition and the now open Rooftop Cinema.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 085 – hold on tight

Cover photo by Chris Barton. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au

 
 
   


Miles Aldridge
Junior Boys Video Clip Comp
Giant Art
Remix Sundays
Collective Nouns
Images of the Year
Nima Nourizadeh
Found Magazine

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Piles
Video Hits
Big video fines
Mondays
Grammatical errors
50 Worst Artists in Music History
Nemo
Losing patience

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Everything seems to be on such a large scale at this time of year - the crowds, the carols, the trees - that we thought it made sense to preview one of the biggest exhibitions in the city, literally.

Credited with ‘transforming’ our suburban landscape, Howard Arkley’s airbrushed snapshots of suburbia are big enough to give the Guernica a run for its money.

Throughout the 1970s and 1980s Arkley consistently found hyper-colour wonder in the mundane – the empty streets, the living room furniture and the manicured houses. Equally as inspired by late-80s punk culture, his Primitive mural is still vividly echoed in the streams of fashion and the arts.

Even if all of Arkley’s 200 pieces aren’t your cup of tea, you can’t help but be impressed with the sheer size of the things. Sometimes big really is better.

What:
Howard Arkley

Where:
The Ian Potter Centre: NGV Australia, Federation Square, Melbourne

When:
10-5 Tues-Sun

How much:
Full $10, concession $7, or win one of three double passes here, just email your address to win@threethousand.com.au with the subject header NICK CAVE

Contact:
8620 2222

Image by:
Howard Arkley, Australia 1951–1999, Mod style 1992 synthetic polymer paint on canvas, 175.5 x 135.0cm. Private collection, Melbourne. © The Estate of Howard Arkley.  Licensed by Kalli Rolfe Contemporary Art.
 
 
 

Watches, like handbags, are the kind of accessories for which people will go to strange lengths to secure. But why wallow on a year-long waiting list for a Patek Philippe when these nostalgic beauties, complete with LED backlights, are ready right now?

Sure they may not be diamond encrusted, but the Casio Databank (pictured) has its own inbuilt calculator, so you’ll be able to work out how much a round of beer will cost you and show it to the guy who didn’t buy any at the end of the night.

What:
Casio watches

Where:
Hudson, 229 Carlisle St, Balaclava

When:
Mon-Sun 11-6

How much:
$129

Contact:
9525 8066
 
   
 
 
 

Vintage fashion boutiques seem to be materialising around Melbourne faster than the Starbucks plague of 2004, so Chapel’s new addition Billy has added new spin on the usual recycled clutter.

The one-time warehouse-space now feels like a (incredibly well dressed) friend’s living room, complete with a coffee lounge, upholstered couches and a wide screen television.

Yes there are vintage dresses, yes there are also recycled clothes and heels, bags, belts and jewellery – but in a stroke of genius there is also a tailor on site, because let’s face it, unless you’ve got a body like Kate Moss vintage threads rarely fit as well as they should.

What:
Billy

Where:
25 Bray St, South Yarra

When:
Mon, Wed, Thurs 11-5, Tues 12-5, Fri-Sat 11-6, Sun 12-5

Contact:
0403 999 144
 
 
 

Perhaps this may be over-simplifying it, or perhaps it’s the simple truth, but magazines bring things together. Like bed sheets, the front and back covers of Hao Guo connect ideas in an intimate context.  Thoughts can be shared without barriers and, also like bed sheets, you don’t always find the people that you expect underneath them. Hao Guo was deliberately formed to bring together an eclectic range of artists and designers and contributors include those from both near and far. They include (and none shall be forgotten!) James Deutsher, Keith Farquhar, Alex Vivian, Chris LG Hill, Josh Petherick, Lucy Orta, BLESS, Adele Varcoe, Binaca Hester, Annie Wu, Yu Okuzono, Kain Picken, Rob McKenzie, Hao Guo, Kate Newby, Kate Just, Nina Jan Beier, Marie Jan Lund, Silver Clouds, Ani O'Neill and Juliana Yasin.

Editor and publisher Olivia Barrett named Hao Guo after a close friend in order to negate ownership over the magazine and therefore make it a ‘malleable platform for ideas and connectivity’. It’s a beautiful concept and with so many magazines focusing more on brands than on people, it’s a great way to remember some fundamental ideas that are often forgotten.

What:
Hao Guo

Where:
Joint Hassels, 2A Mitchell St, Northcote
Order and Progress, Level 6 Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne

How much:
$10

Contact:
Hao Guo online

Launch:
Saturday December 16, 4-7pm. $10 entry, includes  a copy of Hao Guo, beer, drinks,, BBQ and performances by Mof Far Far Rah. At the Order and Progress rooftop, Level 6 Curtin House, 252 Swantston St, Melbourne.
 
   
 
 
 

High Fidelity has nothing on Music Recommenders. Combining forty leading independent record stores from around the world it pools their collective knowledge to make sure your mix tapes always get you laid.

‘The Recommenders’ include Brett Grossman and Brian Smith from Reckless Records (Chicago), Tatsuya Yuki from Mona Records (Tokyo) and Sascha and Torsten from Hard Wax (Berlin).  So with these heads at the helm, from hip hop, indie rock, jazz and Asian pop you will never be without something wonderfully obscure to ask for at a record store.

If this isn’t enough to whet your musical whistle then the man, the myth, and now the music recommender David Bowie will be letting you in on his worldly musical explorations through monthly features and podcasts.

*Music Recommenders can only be viewed on a PC with a recent version of Internet Explorer.

What:
Music Recommenders

Where:
musicrecommenders.com
 
 
 

Expectation is sometimes said to be disappointment in disguise but in the case of Rooftop Cinema we think that you won’t be wearing anything but a look of amazement. Admittedly we are biased, and the media savvy among you would have noticed our logo down the bottom of the website and posters. That having been said, we wouldn’t support something we didn’t believe in, and Rooftop Cinema quite simply is one of the most breathtaking movie experiences in the world. Yes, we said it, the world.

Check out the program, read the features, become a MySpace friend but most of all, don’t miss your chance to see your favourite film in an environment that you won’t forget even if you have a few too many.

What:
Rooftop Cinema

Where:
Rooftop, Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, city

When:
Screenings: Tuesday to Sunday, films start at dusk
Doors open at 7pm
* check the website for program and more details

Tickets:
Available online
Over the phone, 03 9663 3596, (3pm-6pm)
In person at the box office, Level 6, Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, city (3pm-6pm)
 
   
 
 
 

Unlike lemmings, or Sydney-siders, Melburnians don’t necessarily wake up and run toward the water. Maybe it’s genetic, or maybe it’s the fact that we turned our bay into an industrial wasteland, but either way few could say that we don’t like a drink on the river.

At Riverland, there is shade and there is sun, there are rowers in zoot suits and strange people on party boats. There are duck and pistachio hot dogs and glasses that can be filled with beer, and for once, Melbourne has a place to drink that due to its location and its design doesn’t make you feel like you are forcing it.

What:
Riverland Bar & Cafe

Where:
Federation Wharf, below Federation Square, Melbourne

When:
Mon-Sun 7am-late

Contact:
9662 1771
 
 

What:
Missing Link and Siren Visual Christmas Party

When:
Wed Dec 13, 8pm

Where:
The Greenroom, 33 Elizabeth St, Melbourne

How much:
Free (we think)

 

Description:
Stuff giving, Christmas is the season to drink. Tonight Missing Link want you to come down and toast the year with them and the True Radical Miracle, Fabulous Diamonds, 731 and friends on instruments.

What:
Tapes N Tapes

When:
Wed Dec 13, 8pm

Where:
The Corner Hotel, 57 Swan St, Richmond

How much:
$38+b/f here

 

Description:
Basement indie meets Talking Heads. Tapes N Tapes are four men with eclectic music taste who create a brand of rock that is their own. Don’t believe us? Then listen here. With Love of Diagrams and Shooting At Unarmed Men.

What:
Deloris

When:
Fri Dec 15

Where:
The Tote, 71 Johnston St, Collingwood

How much:
NA

 

Description:
Loud and uplifting, Deloris’s new album Ten Lives is already on our Christmas list. But hearing is believing, so make sure you don’t miss their narrative sound. With Subaudible Hum and The Instant.

What:
The Morning After Girls

When:
Sat Dec 16, 9pm

Where:
Bootleg, Geddes Lane, Melbourne

How much:
$20 from Missing Link and here

 

Description:
They’ve been touring across the world for ten months but finally the psyche pop Morning After Girls return home with recent returnees Die! Die! Die!, Damn Arms and Newcastle’s shoegazers The Instant.

What:
Trifekta Records and Chapter Music Christmas Party

When:
Sat Dec 16, 9pm

Where:
Revolver Upstairs, 229 Chapel St, Prahan

How much:
$10

 

Description:
Trifekta Records and Chapter Music combine their powers for Christmas, featuring the cream from both labels including The Crayon Fields, Mountains In The Sky, Minimum Chips and DJs Guy Blackman among others.

 
   
 
 

The rise of the iPod has resulted in the unequivocal rise of the iPod accessory. Headphones, bags, pouches and, of course, speakers are being released at such a rate that it can be hard to work out what tool will do your playlist justice. Tried and tested, the mStation 2.1 Stereo Orb looks better than a Magic 8 ball and comes in six colours from Dick and Harvey, but if you like black then you could win one here, just answer the following question.

 

This week’s question:
In the film ‘Stand By Me’ the dog is told to ‘sick…’

a) mate
b) balls
c) orbs
d) ‘em

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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