Wednesday 6th – 13th December

Welcome to ThreeThousand Issue 084 - and our third Guest Editor issue. Guest Editors are more than just a great opportunity for us to enjoy a piña colada, they’re also a great way to share spheres of influence. This week we have our friends Mel and Cody from Exo Records taking editorial control. Here’s the low down.

Exo Records are a true independent record label that believes bands should be licensed but not owned. Not fussy about genres but adamant about quality and underground music, they represent GoGoGo Airheart, Bakelite, Year Future, the now disbanded On/Ox, Flesh Vs Venom, The Slits and Japanther.  Next year they will also be releasing Sex: Too Fast To Live Too Young To Die - a selection of the 45s from Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood’s shop between 1975 and 1976.

 

So without further adieu let us mix a martini and leave you in the capable hands of Exo.

ThreeThousand 084 – over to you

THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT MADE IT DOWN TO OUR XMAS PARTY LAST FRIDAY, THE PICS ARE NOW UP AT NOWNOW PICS.

Cover photo by tin&ed. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Lifesaver icy poles
Fred
DJ Islam and the Jew
The Pop Manifesto
‘Famous’ magazine
Scrubs/ (or House… either or)
Drunk babies

*by Exo Records

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Pigeons
Jager bombs
MP3 DJs that never pay for music
The ARIAs
Crumpler bags
New Rave
Stupid People

*by Exo Records

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Before there were computers, people did EVERYTHING by hand. This might seem unbelievable to those of us that now consider our computers lifelines, but it’s true. Although the creative process was slower back in the day, the final results were still as impressive as a glossy A4 print.

In his exhibition, Everything, Matt Hinkley turns his back on the digital to focus on the hand crafted. His graphic colour confetti drawings are in a style readily churned out by a Mac, but on closer inspection reveal themselves as composed using the raw tools of pencil on paper.

Highlighting his growing concerns of the homogenisation of graphic art and the digital, Hinkley proves that a 72 pack of Derwents can still hold its own against the Adobe army.

What:
Everything - Matt Hinkley

Where:
Neon Parc, 1/53 Bourke St, Melbourne

When:
Until December 23

How much:
Free

Contact:
9663 0911

Image by:
Untitled, 2006, Pantone marker on paper, 295 x 212 mm
 
 
 

WOWCH is a T-shirt label from New York and now your mind wanders about how amazing New York is and you would like to be there blah blah blah ….

Well the two crazy lads that do Wowch unfortunately are the stereotypical New York boys… they DJ and remix under the name Wowch, put on out of control parties… their tees are amazing, you name it, they’re a part of it…. If you’re into a sardonic spin on sweet and furry things and enjoy twisting nature into a cartoonish nightmare then Wowch tees are sooo for you. This label is cooler than an Antarctic breeze and so cold in fact that they have done exclusive designs for rock bands such as The Rapture, Beck, VHS or Beta, Outhud and DFA Records to name a few (we don’t want to name drop too much!!)… If only zombies could wear Wowch!

*by Exo Records

What:
Wowch

Where:
Online and soon at Bobby’s Cuts, Shop 4, 237 Flinders Lane, Melbourne

How much:
T-shirts $55
Hoodies $75 - $80

Contact:
Wowch online
 
   
 
 
 

If you are sick of pecks ‘voting for Pedro’ then Via Alley has a solution.

Graniph is based in Japan, but collaborates with artists all over the world to create original, limited edition tees. Yke Schotten, Fumi Nakamura and Paul Willoughby are just a few designers to work with the label, which has stayed solely in Japan until now.

From this Friday, Via Alley is hosting a Graniph pop-up shop for a limited time. Around 60 designs will be available online before the store disappears into nothingness in early 2007.

What:
Graniph Pop-Up Shop

Where:
Via Alley online

When:
24 hours

How much:
$43 + postage

Contact:
Via Alley online
 
 
 

Described as the closest he'll ever get to writing an autobiography, Kurt Vonnegut’s Slapstick looks at the luxuries of life and the luxuries that life rarely throws our way, amongst the absurdities of politics, the absurdities of life and death, grotesqueness, loneliness and loveliness..

All very tongue-in-cheek, the book is also very humorous if one can step back and take it for what it truly is. Just like slapstick comedy – (it’s not too funny when someone’s hitting you), but stand back and it can be quite funny to watch it happening to someone else.

Reading Slapstick confirms our belief that this world is often so depressing, harsh and bleak, yet so much fun if participated in and not taken too seriously. Hi ho.

*by Exo Records

What:
Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut

Where:
All good bookstores

How much:
Around $20
 
   
 
 
 

They’ve released four 7-inches, five CDs and two LPs, 16 tours, travelled the world, done a soundtrack for a puppet show… performed on street corners, in art galleries, people's bedrooms, bathrooms, showy ballrooms, under freeways, on boats… so on and so on… Japanther are possibly NY’s most inspiring DIY punk rock group.

They run their own record label (Tapes Records), promote their own shows, fund their own tours. They also run their own lives and they do it well.

Sounding like a car crash gone to a disco… it’s fast, chaotic, fun, danceable, political punk rock at it’s best. We’re glad to say (and not bashful to self promote) that Japanther will be releasing their newly recorded album in Australia with exclusive bonus tracks on Exo Records in March to go along with a March tour to our lovely dry shores… So if you missed them the last time, you can get them then…

*by Exo Records

What:
Japanther

Who:
Japanther

On:
Exo Records

Myspace:
here
 
 
 

Ok, so we all know that horror movies are cool, have always been cool and will remain cool till the end of time... Why? We don't know, but it's true... end of story.

What makes Dario's movies stand out? Maybe it's the crazy and innovative ways he thinks of killing and torturing people, maybe it's that in most of his movies you could take a photograph of any scene at any time and it would possibly be the best photograph ever taken, or maybe it's the fact that he’s Alice Cooper’s favorite director, and how good is Alice Cooper (Answer : TOO GOOD!). But most likely it’s because every (good or bad) horror movie director, ever, has sighted Dario Argento as a main influence in their work and that means without him, we possibly would never have horror movies as cool as they are, and what a crap world that would be. Oh yeah and we probably would have never heard the band Goblin.

Best films : All of them (except The Card Player, that one was a bit of a mistake unfortunately).

*by Exo Records

What:
Dario Argento films

Where:
On DVD, at your video store

Find out more:
here
 
   
 
 
 

Designed by Cassandra Fahey (who created the famous Pamela Anderson House), New Gold Mountain is a virtual bar adventure. Based on the hidden opium dens of old, the unassuming front door next to Double Happiness reveals an equally unassuming staircase within, but on level one things get interesting.

A jade-washed interior with sectioned off caverns make conversation and cocktails a priority. The second level reveals tantric red wallpaper wound through intimate drinking rooms made for sipping Grappa and Aperol sours. All they’d have to do is legalise opium and we’d never leave.

What:
New Gold Mountain

Where:
L1, 21 Liverpool St, Melbourne

When:
Tues-Sun 5pm-5am

Contact:
9650 8859
 
 

What:
Cornelius Sensuous Showcase

When:
Thurs Dec 7, 7.30pm

Where:
Hi Fi Bar, 125 Swanston St, Melbourne

How much:
$45 + b/f here

 

Description:
Before he jumps on the Meredith bandwagon, Japanese artist Cornelius will blur Melburnian vision faster than a Jagerbomb with his projected visuals and laser light show. This is live proof that ‘acoustic house’ exists. With guests The Crayon Fields and Mountains In The Sky.

What:
My Latest Novel and Home Video

When:
Thurs Dec 7, 8pm

Where:
The Corner Hotel, 57 Swan St, Richmond

How much:
$38 + b/f from The Corner Box Office here

 

Description:
My Latest Novel and Home Video may exist world's apart both geographically and musically but their double bill is one of the best this year. Having not been to our shores before we can't base this upon anything apart from their albums which both have whisperings of a great live show.

What:
The Group Is Completely Cool Xmas Charity Show

When:
Thurs Dec 7, 7-9pm

Where:
Someday Gallery, L3 Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Christmas is completely cool especially if you replace the ‘I want’ with ‘I will give’ and pick up a piece of art from the likes of Kostas Seremetis (USA), Genevieve Castree (CA), Sonja Ahlers (CA), Ari Marcopoulos (USA), Misha Hollenbach, Will Sweeney (UK), Beci Orpin and more. All proceeds will be donated to the Koorie Heritage Trust to support art programs for Aboriginal youth in south-eastern Australia.

What:
Girl Talk

When:
Fri Dec 8, 9pm

Where:
Revolver Upstairs, 299 Chapel St, Prahran

How much:
$20 + b/f from The Corner Box Office here

 

Description:
Girl Talk is really Greg Gillis who is out to break more than gender and genre stereotypes when he gets behind the decks. A biomedical engineer by day and DJ by night, Girl Talk Greg mixes everything from soft rock to club anthems with a style unrivalled this side of Pittsburg. With Party Line (USA), Muscles, Tranter, Mafia and Sleater Brockman.

What:
Surprise Tough Times by Christopher Day – book launch & BBQ

Where:
Order & Progress, Level 6, Curtin House, 252 Swanston St

When:
Sat Dec 9 5pm – 7pm

 

Description:
The ever more prolific Serps Press continue to bring us wonderful underground photography books, this time in the form of Christopher Day’s Surprise Tough Times, which has been edited down from literally thousands of images. The book focuses on the in-between moments and you should focus on yours by supporting them with a holy trinity of Bs - book, beer and barbecue.

 
   
 
 

There’s a new cinema in town, it’s six stories high, half a city block deep, sports an unrivalled city urban view and a bar run by Cookie. Rooftop Cinema opens next week for over three months of film buff from Ghostbusters to Garden State.To win ten free tickets, all you have to do is sign up to the Enewsy for the latest on screenings, competitions and shenanigans. The database is still fresh so your chances of winning are better than Annabel Chong getting laid.

To be in the running head to Rooftop Cinema online and sign up – that’s it.

 

 
 

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