Wednesday 30th August – 6th September
 
If you want things done properly you have to do them yourself. Unless, of course, you live in Melbourne and people just keep doing great things for you.

Like a Kultural Krispy Kreme this week’s ThreeThousand will fatten you up with very little effort, and probably, with less chance of a heart attack. Indulge in Ditto, gobble up Gang Of Losers, lick lastnightsparty, eat Breakfast On Pluto and scull some gigs faster than a uni student sculls $1 pots.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 070 – fatter than yo momma

Cover photo, Detail of ‘Rope’ by Polixeni Papapetrou. P.S. this photo is currently on display and up for auction at CCP. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


World’s End Press
Diplo’s Film
Pong dress
Noam Toran
The SoftLightes
Amazing sales
Lowercase

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WMDs
You, Me and Dupree
Smelly clothes
Garden Gnomes
UV lights
Terrifying Hybrids
CAPSLOCK

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

The convenience store is our contemporary galleria; archways of chocolate legs splayed akimbo give way to the insinuation of ice-cream's carnal knowledge. Television's advertising mania has gripped the human psyche and made these neon wonderlands a second home, every image slowly turned into a high-definition but lowest-common denominator phantasmagoria. You think that's just a pie you're eating?

In this exhibition, Ditto, Helen Neville has set the stage for the miasma of impulses and images of food styling photography to be set ablaze. Her images of are interpreted in turn by five artists, Andrew Atchison, Ned Lanarch-Jones, Kelly Murphy, Grant Nimmo and Led Zephyr.

The process of abstraction strips away the styled, staid and practiced beauty of food porn and allows us to get back to the physicality of food itself. Her still-life images are opulent and demanding, generating a wild craving for contact and nutrition, and with each re-interpretation, we find ourselves nourished as the wrappings are flung to the floor.

What:
Ditto

Where:
Seventh Gallery, 155 Gertrude St, Fitzroy

When:
Until September 9

How much:
Free

Contact:
Seventh Gallery online or 96638009
 
 
 

We live in a city so multicultural that even our clothes are cross-bred. Take this jumper; it was designed in Japan, fashioned from Egyptian cotton, given an American name and then sent to Australia to find a new life amidst the streetwear at Someday.

The range of jumpers and gothic inspired print T-shirts are a collaborative effort of American artist Kaws and Japanese toy company Medicom, who are famous for figurines like Be@rbrick and Rah Captain Udon. Someday also have exclusive tabs on KAWS x REAS Twins, Kaw’s pink and grey slightly spooky vinyl figures.

What:
Crew Sweat by Original Fake

Where:
Someday, Level 3 Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne

How much:
$485 (T-shirts $145)

Contact:
Someday on 9654 6458
 
   
 
 
 

Unlike its name suggests, Lt Collins boutique Extinct doesn’t deal in dinosaur bones. It does however take influence from the best of bygone fashion eras and makes them wearable today.

All designed and made in Melbourne (with the best of Italy and the UK thrown in for good measure), mod-influenced tweed, fine 70’s pin-stripes and 80’s cinch belts are draped, slung and fastened to create unique combos that don’t prescribe to passing trends.

Just in and seriously limited are 16 pairs of London-born Swear shoes in monochrome black and white. More are on the way but if you want a pair of these sharpies there’s only about eight left so get in soon.

What:
Extinct

Where:
188-190 Lt Collins St, Melbourne

When:
10-6 Mon-Thurs, 10-8 Fri, 10-6 Sat, 12-6 Sun

How much:
Swear shoes $299

Contact:
96630155
 
 
 

Like it or loathe it lastnightsparty (the website) has, like roadkill, attracted the attention of most people that have ever lost control and woken up with texta on their face.

As the documenters of debauchery they have snapped party monsters in all forms with a bit of boob usually thrown-in for good measure. Hard-backed and glossy, the published version is a permanent tribute to an impermanent world and a hedonistic salute for future generations to look back on and go ‘whoa…’

What:
lastnightsparty

Where:
Readings and the Melbourne Co-operative Bookshop, 17-25 Lt La Trobe St, Melbourne

How much:
$29.95
 
   
 
 
 

There is something cinematic about listening to The Dears, but also something so personal that it would probably piss you off if you ever heard it on a film soundtrack cast behind someone else’s imagery.

Gang Of Losers is the latest release from the Montreal band that won many people’s love with their 2004 album No Cities Left. With their trademark melancholy the album shows unrest in both the stripped-backed sound and the socio-political lyrics, while pop fence-posts such as ‘There Goes My Outfit’ and ‘Ballad of Humankindness’ combine the group’s humour and humanity.

Although follow-ups to favourite albums usually take a little longer to get used to Gang Of Losers seems to be worth moving on for. Lead singer Murray Lightburn claims that the album is the ‘best work we’ve ever done’, and if given a few more up close and personal moments with the record, we could very well agree.

What:
Gang Of Losers

Who:
The Dears

On:
SpeaknSpell

Myspace:
here
 
 
 

After four years off to write a novel, Neil Jordan has come out of the study to bring Breakfast on Pluto out of the closet. Adapted from Patrick McCabe’s novel of the same name, Breakfast on Pluto is the story of Patrick ‘Kitten’ Murphy; a cross-dressing quasi-ingénue and would be dux of the school of hard knocks.

Jordan revisits the themes of transvestism and terrorism from The Crying Game but this is a very different film. Breakfast on Pluto is a kind of fairy tale projected through Kitten’s fantasies, his campaign against ‘seriousness’ and his unwavering optimism. Cillian Murphy is endearingly aggravating, showing that his range far exceeds the listless villains he’s been cast as more recently. He’s supported by a brilliantly obscure cast in Liam Neeson, Stephen Rea, Gavin Friday and Brian Ferry. With it’s silly seriousness, Breakfast on Pluto screens as an Irish in-joke that will jerk heartstrings and funny bones alike.

What:
Breakfast on Pluto

Where:
Kino Dendy, Palace, Cinema Nova

Watch the trailer:
here
 
   
 
 
 

If you don’t know who Mike Giant is then you need to click here right now, Same goes for Angelique Houtkamp, Sunny Buick and Keith Weesner. Yes all are tattooed, yes all are seriously talented artists and yes, you can finally see their work in the flesh, literally.

With a touch of the romantic and an air of the rebellious, Skulls, Wheels & Ink brings together some of the globe’s most revered tattoo-inspired artists inspired by the noise, sweat and colour of big city streets.

From Weesner’s hotted-up cars to Houtkamp’s sultry pin-ups, the exhibition sucks you in with its combination of beautiful and grotesque, indicative of the sweet imperfections that inspire us to create.

Keith Weesner and Angelique Houtkamp, are both appearing at Outre this Saturday from 1-3pm to launch the exhibition. Check out the Outre site for further details.

What:
Skulls, Wheels & Ink

Where:
Outré Gallery, 249 Elizabeth Street, Melbourne

When:
Friday September 1

How much:
Free

Contact:
Outre online or 9654 5455

Image:
’Nurse Wilma’ by Angelique Houtcamp
 
 

What:
Macromantics

When:
Saturday September 2, 8.30pm

Where:
The East Brunswick Club, 280 Lygon St (cnr Albert St)

How much:
$8 + b/f from the EBC box office or 9388 9794

 

Description:
She’s collaborated with Sage Francis and has supported artists like Mr Lif and Jean Grae, but now rapper and word weaver Macromantics is on tour to launch her new single ‘Scorch’, before the new album Movements In Motion is released come September. With Muscles, Lakes and Maria Mafia (DJ Set).

What:
GLOW

When:
August 31-September 10 (No show Monday September 4)

Where:
Chunky Move Studios, 111 Sturt Street, Southbank

How much:
$16 Full, $12 Concession

 

Description:
It’s a world premier courtesy of Chunky Move. GLOW is a digital portrait in which the motion of a human body is used to trigger and control music, lighting and animation. Slipping in and out of human forms, the animate being transforms from the unfamiliar to the grotesque while light and graphic images respond to each movement, intertwining dance and technology.

What:
Spring Fling

When:
Thursday August 31, 7pm

Where:
Yelza, 245 Gertrude St, Fitzroy

How much:
Free (we think)

 

Description:
Free Asahi from 7-9pm and $3 punch all night long. Yelza is priming itself for pollen, sunshine and sunburnt drunks. With DJ’s Mafia, Leige and No Sleep Til Brisbane.

What:
Stellar Fundraising Auction

When:
Saturday September 2, 3pm

Where:
Centre for Contemporary Photography, 404 George St, Fitzroy

How much:
Free, but you can bid as much as you want

 

Description:
CCP auctions off artworks dontated by over 50 of Australia’s most contemporary artists. If you’d like to grab a piece of Paul Knight, Darren Sylvester, Polixeni Papapetrou, Deborah Paauwe, Anne Zahalka and Lewis Morley and more, then get along with your bidding arm ready. All funds raised to towards future projects at the CCP.

What:
Moving Images Photography exhibition

When:
Tuesday September 5-16

Where:
fortyfivedownstairs, 45 Flinders Lane, City

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Beauty and drama merge on film in an exhibition from one of the country’s most ground breaking art photographers Justin Smith and his chosen muse - the Australian Ballet.

 
   
 
 

If getting close to Angelique Houtkamp when she appears at Outre this Saturday isn’t enough for you, then how about owning a piece of her work? Broken hearts, cowgirls, panthers and mermaids are distinct classifiers of Angelique’s romantic take on old school tattoos, and we have a limited edition piece, Love Hate (pictured) signed, numbered and ready for your wall. Just answer the following question.

 

This week’s question:
The Divinyls once sang that ‘it’s a fine line between … and…’

a) right and wrong
b) winter and spring
c) pleasure and pain
d) Collingwood and Fitzroy

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

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