Wednesday 16th – 23rd August

In life we are inclined to look at beautiful things and, unless it’s the girlfriend of a guy on steroids, there really is no need to hide it. So don’t look away sheepishly from the beauty of Melbourne this week, embrace it, kiss it, pinch its ass, wolf whistle, and generally sleaze all over it.

Issue 069 features beautiful things such as Litmus Journal of Melbourne, the institutional Fat 272 store, the Crayon Fields new album, Dior Bois D’Argent from Assin, the Bowie-esque film C.R.A.Z.Y. and much more.

However, due to the fact that we forgot to take STREET shots this week not everything in this issue is beautiful. What you will find instead is what happens when Right Angle Publishing staff get new computers. Apologies in advance. We are good looking…really.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 069 – in the eye of the beholder

Cover photo by Giuseppe (Pino) Demaio. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


The ice-cream store
Wikiality
The Radio Dept
Tetris fridge magnets
Stereobots
Jackson Pollock
Seconds
Skatefall

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Fruiche
Quizmania
Nova
Inspirational fridge magnets
Stereotypes
Joshua Jackson
Hours
Rollerblading

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Rapt! is billed as a timely survey of contemporary art emerging from Japan, but will also encompass projects that cross national borders, including an artist-in-residence program that is producing works based on the artists' experiences in Australia. Rei Naito is set to create an installation in a mud brick home by Alistair Knox, and Yuki Kimura is producing work in response to the endlessly weird architecture of our own Melbourne Zoo.

The exhibitions include work in every medium you can think of and a couple you definitely can't, but each exhibit promises to shift our view of the contemporary Japanese art away from the Murakami 'superflat' and Mariko Mori's heavily ritualised worlds.

The massive program of Rapt! will last throughout the rest of the year, with launches for the exhibitions and residences beginning in the next couple of weeks, and a celebratory launch at LOOP bar on October 12. But if you can't wait to get an inkling of the exhibition styles on offer, head to the corner of Swanston and Collins Streets from August 24 to see a installation by the Atelier Bow-Wow group and Taira Nishizawa, where a greenhouse will be confusing passers-by for two weeks.

What:
Rapt!: 20 Contemporary Artists From Japan

Where:
Various locations in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane; Centre for Contemporary Photography (CCP), Gertrude Contemporary Art Spaces, Kings ARI, Monash University Museum of Art (MUMA), RMIT Project Space, Spacement, West Space, Seventh Gallery, LOOP Bar, and many more.

When:
From late August to early September onwards

How much:
All events free

Contact:
Rapt! Online

Image by:
Tomoko Konoike at the Centre for Contemporary Photography
 
 
 

If all little girls should smell like roses, then all men should smell like Dior’s Bois D’ Argent.

A concoction of masculine musk and fresh honey, like the label itself the original 1947 Dior fragrance is clean, sharp and classic. The scent comes as a set of three, designed by architect, designer, editor and Dior ‘it’ kid Hedi Slimane, who has fronted Dior Homme for the past six years.

Hedi’s potions also include Eau Noire, a herbal woody winter scent that hits harder than an espresso shot, and the vanilla and almond coated Cologne Blanche. If you want a taste of the real thing, Assin on Little Collins has exclusive tabs on the fragrances in Australia.

What:
Christian Dior Bois D’Argent

Where:
Assin, 138 Little Collins St, Melbourne

When:
Mon-Thurs 10-6, Fri 10-7, Sat 10-5, Sun 12-5

How much:
$185 – 125ml, $250 – 250ml

Contact:
9654 0158 or online
 
   
 
 
 

Fat 272 isn’t exactly new to the Melbourne retail game, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t as fresh as the day they sprung up on Chapel Street.

From its birth eight years ago, Fat has been helping Australian design fledglings spread their wings from their pioneer store on Johnston Street, Fitzroy (which has now popped around the corner to Brunswick St) and the Chapel St institution (which is still standing).

The continuously updated archive of young, sexy and often slightly avant-guard labels mean that Fat rarely goes out of fashion. Among the latest recruits is Elke Kramer’s jewellery, classic pieces from Melvin & Doyle and shoes from Gunboat Willy.

What:
Fat 272

Where:
272 Chapel St, South Yarra

When:

Contact:
9510 2311 or online
 
 
 

With Big Brother making heroes out of arseholes it is not unreasonable to lose faith in the system that denotes good from bad, and meaningful from mediocre. Fortunately, issue minus 1 of Litmus Journal of Melbourne focuses upon ‘The Uses Of Heroes’ with features on Evel Knievel, pirates, Anthony Lucas, dogs, Saul Williams and the little known box wars.

With a keen eye for the extraordinary lurking within the everyday and for humour in the humdrum, Litmus finds good editorial angles like Kirstie Alley used to find cupcakes. It also has a cover that looks like Nicole Richie.

What:
Litmus Journal of Melbourne – issue minus 1

Where:
Most good bookstores

How much:
RRP $10
 
   
 
 
 

Indie pop groups doing Beach Boys harmonies are nothing new. In fact Brian Wilson influenced pop has become a sub-genre of sorts.

The Crayon Fields are Australia’s finest exponents of this wall-of-harmony vocal style and where many bands lack songs in the quest for aura, every song on this disc is worthy of a sing-along. Geoff O’Connor has a timid voice, but never sounds weak nor buried beneath the Crayon’s busy brand of twee psychedelia.

Lyrically the songs echo a thousand summers gone by. Nostalgic sadness coupled with an uplifting and joyous set of memories. Put this one away as the perfect soundtrack to the coming Melbourne summer.

What:
Animal Bells

Who:
The Crayon Fields

On:
Trifekta / Chapter

Myspace:
here
 
 
 

Like the crackle of a spinning 7” record, C.R.A.Z.Y is a film thick with the sound, sights and signifiers of eras past, when Marlborough Lights were good for you and flares were cut sharp.

Jean-Marc Vallee’s C.R.A.Z.Y travels through the fashion-faux-par splattered 60s and 70s following the highs, lows and Bowie-obsession of Zac Beaulieu (Marc-Andre Grondin). The second-youngest of five boys, Zac’s love for his mother (Danille Proulx) and respect for his father (Michele Cote), make for a cinematic personal journey punctuated by flares and Formica.

With a soundtrack that draws upon the vintage croon of Patsy Cline and David Bowie, C.R.A.Z.Y leaves you with the uplifting sense that no matter how tough things may seem, if you can keep on dancing to your own tune then that ain’t crazy.

What:
C.R.A.Z.Y

Where:
Cinema Nova, 380 Lygon St Carlton, Classic Cinema, 9 Gordon St, Elstenwick and select theatres

When:
From August 31

Watch the trailer:
here

Win:
We have a whole cinema of passes to C.R.A.Z.Y (which works out to be about 25 doubles) to give away for a screening on Wednesday 30 at Cinema Nova. Just send your name and address to crazy@threethousand.com.au before 3pm Friday August 25.
 
   
 
 
 

You’d think a structural mix of wrought iron, glass, slabbed concrete and galvanised iron would be out of place amidst the lattice-lined terraces of East Melbourne. And you’d be right. But the new East Melbourne Library also shines as an intriguing architectural beacon. 

Designed by architects Rob Adams and Garry Ormston, the entire structure has been fashioned to create minimal environmental impact. Affording leafy vistas of the surrounding suburb, the structure is so smart it can actually heat and cool itself, while harvesting its own rainwater at the same time.

Architecture aside, the library offers a hearty selection of fiction and reference books, graphic novels, bi-lingual picture books, magazines, wireless internet, CDs and a stout collection of DVDs, which is great if you’re on the blacklist at Video Ezy.

What:
The East Melbourne Library

Where:
122 George St, East Melbourne

When:
Mon 12-6, Tues 1-8, Wed 10-6, Thurs-Fri 1-6, Sat 10-2

Contact:
9201 1510
 
 

What:
Crunk Love

When:
Thursday August 24, 9pm

Where:
The Order of Melbourne, 401 Swanston St, Melbourne

How much:
$10

 

Description:
Dress in red and celebrate a carnival of crunky love with DJs Mafia and CWD, a kissing booth raffle, burlesque courtesy of the Diamond Dolls and drag stylings by Regime Dettol.

What:
Modular Monthly

When:
Friday August 25, 10pm

Where:
Brown Alley (Colonial Hotel), cnr Lonsdale and King St, Melbourne

How much:
$20 + b/f from the Colonial Hotel 9670 8599, Central Station Records 9642 5744, Polyester Records 9419 5223, Modular People and Moshtix or WIN some below…

 

Description:
From Switzerland via NYC, Modular is beaming In Flagranti exclusively for their monthly party. Also, playing are Cut Copy DJs, the Midnight Juggernaut DJs, Young & Restless (live), Andee Frost and Agent 86. We have two double passes to give away, just email modular@threethousand.com.au before 3pm Friday August 25.

What:
Midnight HOT

When:
Friday August 25, 9pm

Where:
Caz Reitop's Dirty Secrets, 80 Smith Street, Collingwood.

How much:
$7 entry / $5 guest list email to: midnight-hot@optusnet.com.au for guest list.

 

Description:
If like Whitney Houston you "wanna feel the heat with somebody" then Midnight HOT is the place to work up a sweat. With J-Gold spinning some solid 24K hits, plus rock and passion pop courtesy of The Katies, you’ll be shaking what ya mamma gave ya in no time.

What:
'First Timers', Merlyn Theatre Event 28

When:
Saturday, August 26, 8pm

Where:

The Merlyn Theatre @ The Malthouse, 113 Sturt St, Southbank

How much:
Full $18, concession $15

 

Description:
Part of The Age Melbourne’s Writers’ Festival, first time Director Neil Armfield and Screenwriter Luke Davies of the film Candy discuss how they turned their ideas and storytelling skills into an actual film.

What:
To All The People We Love

When:
Saturday August 26

Where:
Backstage, above the Portland Hotel, cnr Lt Collins and Russell St, Melbourne

How much:
$10, or $5 after the bands

 

Description:
It’s double the sound when The Slits launch their new EP Revenge of the Killer Slits and On/Oxx launch their 7” White Tribal 7". Stay for the DJ line-up including the Damn Arms DJs and DJ Vinyl Richie.

 
   
 
 

According to Gunboat Willy, man is neither stupid nor immune to fashion. Man however is human, and is easily led astray by wayward trends. We have one pair of Willys to pull him (you) back into style. Handmade in leather, stitched with love and valued at $308, they could be on your feet, just answer the following question.

 

This week’s question:
A human cyborg is:

a) Arnold Schwarzenegger
b) Part man, part machine
c) Part man, part horse
d) Ray Martin

Congratulations to last week’s Rollin’ Through The Decades winners Mick, Gerard, Luke, Lucy and Sam. This week it might be you, or it might not. To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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