Wednesday 9th – 16th

Last week ThreeThousand’s studio was robbed. Laptops, cameras and our mascot were stolen. A trail of disaster was left in their wake, as we were forced to handwrite this issue until bit by bit our technologies grew back like the
T-1000’s arm.

ThreeThousand issue 067 would like to say a big f*ck you to the criminal/s responsible for the theft, and a big thank you to Alphaville, the Skins ‘n’ Sharps exhibition, new book Home Made Tattoos Rule, Aesop, MIFF, as well as the many others who constantly restore our faith in humanity.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 067 – keep the faith

Cover photo by Sean Fenessy. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


Margot and the nuclear so and sos
Johnny-modest
Egg Head
Young folks
Swear
El Perro Del Mar
Holiday For Strings
Tread-mill dance off

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Nuclear testing
An egotist
Egg Heads
Dumb folks
Swearing hamster
Café del Mar
No holidays
Melbourne Shuffle

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

If you avoid heading down to the Australian Centre for Contemporary Art because of the amount of times the exterior is used to sell naff cars, then you're probably not alone. However, the quality of art inside has generally been excellent since the obtuse rusty oddity opened. This week, ACCA reopens after a renovation with two exhibits, Daniel Von Sturmer's Field Equation and a group show, Uncanny Nature.

Field Equation promises simple experiences of big questions, a system of plinths with videos and sculptures that expand and contract with time. Uncanny Nature's artists have taken cues from the familiar world and combined them with a variety of berserk influences; escalators lead up to nowhere, machines print songs with bubbles, and paint refuses to just dry. The combination of the two exhibits promises you won't leave the all-new rusty shed 'plinthed off.' (You're fired. - Ed.)

Field Equation: Daniel von Sturmer. Uncanny Nature Artists: Paul Sietsema (USA), Christine Borland (UK), Michael Landy (UK), James Ireland (UK), Neil Emmerson, Robert MacPherson, Hany Armanious, Tony Clark, Noel Skryzpc.

What:
Field Equation/Uncanny Nature

Where:
Australian Centre for Contemporary Art, 111 Sturt Street, Southbank

When:
August 8 - October 24. Tues-Fri 10–5. Weekends 11-6, Mondays by appointment.

How much:
Free

Contact:
9697 9999 or online

Image by:
Daniel Von Sturmer / ACCA
 
 
 

Melbourne brand Aesop have been saving face for almost 20 years, minus the crap chat that’s often packed into the jars of other beauty brands.

Targeting everything from shaving rash to dry hands, Aesop’s ingredients like black pepper, rose otto and parsley seed sound good enough to eat, but they work better on your skin.

ThreeThousand doesn’t claim to be Kyan Douglas, but we do often look amazing and think you should too. We have three Aesop ‘man hampers to give away, which include an Amazing Face Cleanser, Moroccan Neroli Shaving Serum, Parsley Seed Anti-Oxidant Facial Toner and Aesop Sachet Sample Box (Mandarin Facial Hydrating Cream, Oil Free Facial Hydrating Serum and Geranium Leaf Body Cleanser). Email talk@threethousand.com.au to win.

Disclaimer: Aesop beauty products will not work on politicians.

What:
Aesop

Where:
35 Albert Coates Lane, Melbourne. 2 Acland St, St Kilda. 153 Toorak Rd, South Yarra. 242 Gertrude St, Fitzroy

Contact:
9639 2436 or online
 
   
 
 
 

They often say that a change is as good as a holiday, and this week ThreeThousand has to agree. 

The new Alphaville store off Chapel is a fresh change from the regular South Yarra fashion fluff, and a fair-weathered holiday from the formal dresses and Sass&Bide stovepipes of its neighbours.

The new boutique is stocked with similar streetwear brands (Alpha 60, cheap monday jeans, not before noon, KTZ and Umbro by Kim Jones) to its Brunswick brother, plus it’s a lot easier to reach if you live southside.

For summer ‘07 the store layers men’s fruity ‘pineapple’ and feline ‘cat pat’ tees under long cardigans, while its womenswear mixes wide silhouette ‘wing’ dresses with balloon T-shirts. Stay tuned for an in-store gallery, and click here to get your dirty hands on some of Alpha’s new stock.

What:
Alphaville

Where:
2A Cecil Place, Prahan

Contact:
95250355 or online
 
 
 

If one thing is for sure the tattoos in Home Made Tattoos Rule didn’t come from bubblegum packets. As a 96-page photographic tribute to both the art and the philosophy behind home-made inking, Jeppe’s book is a intriguing exploration into a brave, eye-watering world that few know anything about.

By looking outside the conventional notion of tattooing Home Made Tattoos Rule features all walks of life from mums to musicians, punks to painters and designers to dockers. With a page dedicated to each individual, this book captures the freedom, spontaneity and stylistic elements that bind this sub-sub-culture together. As this book will tell you, ‘homemade is where the heart is’.

What:
Home Made Tattoos Rule

Who:
Thomas K. Jeppe through Serps Press

Where:
Brunswick St Bookstore, Greville Books, Metropolis, Avenue Bookstore, RMIT, NGV - Fed Sq, Readings - Carlton & St Kilda

How much:
$35
 
   
 
 
 

For all the commercial success Mr Williams has had producing hits for other artists, his solo work and N*E*R*D project have barely touched the top 10. There is Pharrell, the singer, songwriter, MC and then The Neptunes - Hollaback Girl, Hott In Here and J.T - don’t confuse them.

In My Mind features Pharrell rapping more than ever. Like Kanye, who guests on the track ‘Number One’, he is not known for his mic skills. The flow is passable but some of P’s lyrics are just plain stupid. On the flipside, the autobiographical track ‘Best Friend’ has Pharrell briefly ‘open up’. The slow jams recall Motown hitting the 80’s and the tinkerbell drums, synth pianos and sex rhymes are like a rap version of ‘Sexual Healing’ era Marvin Gaye. For an artist whose discography is applauded for its experimental take on pop, these straight R&B tracks may seem unremarkable, yet they are the album’s brightest moments. P is best when he singing and the expected genius behind the boards.

Bob Dylan once commented that he wished albums could be catagorised by title rather than by artist, much like a film would. A system that would benefit In My Mind, which, listened to without previous productions in mind, is really quite good.

What:
In My Mind

Who:
Pharrell
 
On:
Star Trak / Virgin
 
 
 

When Terry Gilliam attempts to make his film version of Don Quixote were struck down by an angry god, Keith Fulton and Luis Pepe were there to film it. After Lost In La Mancha, they’ve now turned from documentary to mockumentary for the dreamy Brothers Of The Head.

It begins with conjoined twin brothers being sold into slavery to a music producer, and ends with rock and roll tragedy for their band “The Bang Bang”. The film can feel a little slight sometimes, but that’s not a flaw.  It’s moody poetry – combining gothic imagery and the London music scene of the 70s with striking results.  Along the way we even get tantalizing glimpses of a fake biopic of the twins’ lives called “Two-Way Romeo” by cult filmmaker Ken Russell

How can it still seem predictable?  Well, despite this embroidery of surreal grandeur, there’s only ever really one story in rock and roll…

What:
Brothers Of The Head

Where:
As part of MIFF

When:
Sat August 12, 5pm. Buy tickets here
 
   
 
 
 

They rose from the working classes. They wore stone-washed denim and skin-tight chestys. They brandished shaved heads and thrived on local music. Their idols were postpunk musicians Lobby Lloyd and Angry Anderson, their sound was the Skyhooks, Hush and Sherbet.

They were the ‘Sharps’, a somewhat forgotten local 70’s subcultural movement that merged Mod style with skinhead attitude, a movement now unearthed in the exhibition Skins ‘n’ Sharps.

Paying homage to the hairstyles, clothing and attitude, the exhibition features artefacts from the era, including clothes and shoes, plus photographs by local Graeme Penton and works from St Kilda street artist Steve Prictor. Cool, raw and dirty, this is a slick tribute to rebellious suburban youth.

What:
Skins ‘n’ Sharps exhibition

Where:

Dante’s Gallery Upstairs, 150-156 Gertrude St, Fitzroy

When:
August 13-26, 12.30-6pm

How much:
Free

Image by:
Graeme Penton
 
 

What:
Plug-In City and The Paper Scissors

When:

Thursday, August 10, 8pm

Where:
Ding Dong Lounge, L1, 18 Market Lane, Melbourne

How much:
$6

 

Description:
Melbourne indie kids Plug-In City play with ‘punk, soul and folk mash’ Sydneysiders The Paper Scissors, who are currently touring to support the release of their EP.

What:
Goodbye Robot

When:
August 10-September 2

Where:
Pieces of Eight, 635 Brunswick St, Nth Fitzroy

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Ceramicist Nid Kelly unleashes the purple robot at artist-run workshop Pieces of Eight. Kelly’s bisque-fired work draws inspiration from the film I, Robot , but unlike the film is well worth a long look.

What:
MIFF

When:
Ends Sunday August 13

Where:
Citywide

How much:
$15 adults, $11.50 concession

 

Description:
After two weeks of straight film MIFF is on its last legs, but fear not: there’s still time to catch a few last flicks. It’s on late Friday, but Like Minds could be worth staying up for. The psychological thriller includes a serial killer, a secret society and Toni Collette. Even if you’re no fan of the latter, the first two sound pretty good. On Saturday, Metal, A Headbangers Journey includes interviews with guys that look like they’ve partied enough for a small nation, we’re talking leather skin like you’ve never seen.

What:
Website Launch Party

When:
Friday August 11

Where:
Honkytonks, Duckboard Place, Melbourne

How much:
Probably around $10

 

Description:
Honkys takes-off for cyberspace in what we assume is a party to celebrate the launch of their own website, which is looking pretty spiff. Either way, the night includes a host of DJS like Mr Geoffery, Jason Martin, Peter Finger and Askew.

What:
Baseball, The Dacios, Bad Luck Charms and The Muddy Spurs

When:
Saturday August 12, 8pm

Where:
Rob Roy, cnr Gertrude and Brunswick St, Fitzroy

How much:
$8

 

Description:
Baseball launch their DVD with Tassie friends the Bad Luck Charms. Stay on to catch Roy’s August residency The Happy Lonesome.

 
   
 
 

At ThreeThousand, we don’t just want our readers to have the shiniest skin in the city, we also want you to throw out your Savers threads and get some new clothes. This week we have two vouchers valued at $70 each to give away from Alpha 60, just answer the following question.

 

This week’s question:
This week’s question:
The film Alphaville was directed by:

a) Jean-Paul Gaultier
b) Jean-Claude Van Damme
c) John Howard
d) Jean-Luc Godard

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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