Wednesday 2nd – 9th August

With so many good things going on this week it is hard not to feel as though this introduction is like a bad ad before the main movie. With this in mind we’re going to cut to the chase and let you eat your popcorn sooner rather than later. ThreeThousand Issue 066 features only the best from the snack bar that is Melbourne, without the ridiculous price tag. We have an all-star cast including Kooky Spooks, Avatar from Comets On Fire, Australian eccentric Florence Broadhurst, exhibition Either/Auteur as well as leading lady Alice Euphemia. Of course there is much more but we don’t want to give away the whole plot just yet.

 

ThreeThousand Issue 066 – down in front

Cover photo, 'stink fingers' by Tom Supple. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
   


William Gibson
Lovage 
Day Of The Longtail
Spam Plants
Showers
When I Found The Knife Again
Sticky Carpet
To All The People We Love
Bike Messengers On Crack

Tell us what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Mel Gibson
Hatred
Rat’s tails
Spamburgers
Breast shaped shampoo dispenser
Stabbings
Creepy smart carpet
People that we hate
Road rage

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Senses of Cinema, one of the world's most popular film websites, is celebrating its 40th issue. To do this, they have enlisted the dotmov media arts collective to pay tribute to ten of the world's most important film directors as voted by readers of the website. The result is Either / Auteur, which despite being one of history's worst puns, will be hosted at the City Library until the 15th of August.

Reinterpreting both key scenes and general idiosyncrasies of the directors, the dotmov artists pick apart the classics and weave together new versions with animation, rotoscoping, and even a bit of old-fashioned weirdness. Psycho's shower scene re-shot in ASCII, anyone?

Artists and Their Muses: Saskia Pandji Sakti - Stanley Kubrick, Lorraine Heller-Nicholas - Orson Welles, Brendan McKnight - Alfred Hitchcock, Dom Redfern - Akira Kurosawa, Ryan Hayward - Martin Scorcese, Benjamin Ducroz - Robert Bresson, Jackie Felstead - Carl Dreyer, Anna Philips - Ingmar Bergman, Claire Best - Andrei Tarkovsky, Eugenia Lim - Jean-Luc Godard

Image by:
Brendan McKnight

What:
Either / Auteur

Where:
City Library, 253 Flinders Lane, Melbourne

When:
2 – 15 August, 2006
Monday – Thursday 8am-8pm / Friday 8am-6pm / Saturday 10am-1pm
Launch: Wednesday 2 August, Level One @ City Library
6-7:30pm, Officially launched by Philip Brophy

How much:
Free

Contact:
Senses of Cinema and dotmov
 
 
 

Kids (and adults) no longer need to fear the creatures in their cupboards because Kooky Spooks make your scariest nightmares your cutest companions.

23 year-old Kooky Spooks creator Fleur Harris has a background in fine arts, interior design and pattern making both in Australia and Europe and has given life to her plush imaginings through blood, sweat and fears.

There are only 200 smaller versions in existence of "Floss", "Gerty", "Hagoss", "Ning", "Nonch" and "Orpin" and only 20 in the larger sizes. Each doll comes hand-numbered so you can tell if your friends try to steal them.

To be in the running to win a large Hagoss (pictured) send an email to talk@threethousand.com.au with the subject heading boo!

What:
Kooky Spooks

Where:
Kooky Spooks Online Store, Kids In Berlin, Corky Saint Clair, Robio.

How much:
Small: $29.95
Large: $69.95

Contact:
kookyspooks.com
info@kookyspooks.com
0409332959
 
   
 
 
 

Until now ‘residencies’ were only given to has-been DJs and bad jazz bands by pubs and bars that didn’t know any better. However, as of Thursday, Alice Euphemia is turning the term on its head and providing residencies to some of our most exciting local designers.

The Residency Program allows labels and designers to showcase their work how they want it to be showcased. Dedicating the mezzanine of the store, upstairs at Alice will be part exhibition, part playground, and part mini-store and will have pieces that you won’t find anywhere else.

Kicking off the program is Romance Was Born in collaboration with Melbourne artist Del Kathryn Barton. They will be followed up by Alpha 60 and Mala Brajkovic in cahoots with Elke Kramer.

What:
Alice Euphemia Residency feat. Romance Was Born

Where:
Alice Euphemia, Shop 6, Cathedral Arcade, 37 Swanston St

When:
Thursday August 3 until Saturday September 2
Opening 6-8pm Thursday August 3rd, afterparty at Honkytonks

Contact:
info@aliceeuphemia.com
 
 
 

If there was ever a patron saint for the art of bravado, the title would undoubtedly befall Florence Broadhurst.

Best known for her flamboyant wallpaper designs, Stella McCartney, Marc Jacobs, Carly Simon and Madonna’s choreographer all have a piece of Broadhurst. But she was more than wallpaper. She was also master masquerader, chanteuse, writer, painter, courtier, trucking magnate, aristocratic impersonator and darling of the high-end social set.

This exquisite volume showcases Broadhurst's popular and never-before-published designs and paints an important portrait of one of Australia's most fascinating identities.

What:
Florence Broadhurst: Her Secret and Extraordinary Lives

Where:
Select bookstores

How much:
$59.95
 
   
 
 
 

All the short-run CDRs, improv jams and general hippy mystique provided by the current wave of the “new, weird, America” certainly rock the mind, but rarely move the body. Avatar is head music that rocks both. Previous Comet’s discs suggested a great live band but remained a tad arcane for your average squares (like ourselves) who require a little groove in between all the psychedelia. From the hypnotic repetition of ‘Sour Smoke’, a Krautrock-esque marching song that riffs on for almost 9 minutes, to the 3 minute fury of ‘Holy Teeth’, a blast worthy of Motorhead, this is the first time we’ve made sense of this bands madness.

What:
Avatar

Who:
Comets On Fire

On:
Sub Pop / Stomp

Myspace:
here
 
 
 

Not all arthouse animation on the big screen comes from Japan… but who knew Denmark had this in them? Princess is difficult to describe:  a bleak and blackly funny revenge film set against the abuses of the porn industry. It borrows the dynamic of Luc Besson’s Leon and takes it further: an ex-priest bringing along his excited five-year old niece on his anti-porn vigilante missions.

Sure, there are some narrative cheats that don’t work, but the stylized animation lets the movie get away with provocations that would fall flat with real actors. It’s more emotional for it… and more conceptual too, most notably the gunfight with such a striking set of visuals that it’ll take your breath away.

It’d be cowardice, though, to talk about porn without showing any human flesh. Princess mixes muddy digital footage of the ‘real’, non-animated characters for flashbacks giving extra weight to the characters’ histories and horrors.

What:
Princess

Where:
As part of MIFF

When:
Saturday August 12, 7.10pm
Tickets here
 
   
 
 
 

What happened to good old fashioned ten-pin bowling? The cooler they try to make it the worse it seems to get. So forget the strobe lights and bad disco music of Strike and make it old school at the AMF Northcote, the only non-neon bowling this side of Zone 3.

If sobriety is a concern, don’t be alarmed as there is a licensed bar and a café which sells hotdogs covered in nostalgia. AMF Northcote also has 25 video game machines in case you need to bully some younger kids and provides shoes that make you look like a fool. 

Ten-pin bowling - (debatably) the most fun you can have with three fingers.

What:
AMF Bowling Northcote

Where:
166 Victoria Rd, Northcote
for other centres click here

When:
Monday – Sunday, 9am to 12am

How much:
1 game: $14.00
2 games: $19.50
3 games: $23.50

Contact:
9481 7177 or email
 
 

What:
Droog Design Forum with Gijs Bakker

When:
Thursday August 3, 6.30 -7.30pm

Where:
Zinc, Federation Square

How much:
$10

 

Description:
Gijs Bakker of Droog Design comes to Melbourne prior to their exhibition, A Human Touch, which will be presented by the National Design Centre in October. As both a brand and a mentality Droog never stop asking the question ‘why are we doing this in the first place?’

If you often ask the same question and would like to win 1 of 3 double passes to the Droog Design Forum send an email (along with you name) to talk@threethousand.com.au with the subject heading Droog.

What:
Portable Film Festival Website Launch Party

When:
Thursday August 3, 8pm onwards

Where:
Upstairs at The Croft Institute

 

Description:
Okay so this party may be invite only but you can still win 1 of 3 double passes if you send an email to talk@threethousand.com.au with the subject heading Portable Film Festival. There will be booze, shooze, DJs Manchild, Woody McDonald and the Opulent DJs.

What:
Alice Euphemia Residency After Party

When:
Thursday August 3rd , 9pm onward

Where:
Honkytonks

 

Description:
Following the Romance Was Born residency at Alice Euphemia Anna and Luke from RWB will spin a set of their favourite tunes and with any luck some of your own romance will be born.

What:
Mobb Deep presented by 4motion entertainment

When:
Friday August 4, doors 8pm

Where:
The Metro

How much:
$63 + BF, tickets through ticketek

 

Description:
New York hip-hop duo Mobb Deep celebrate 10 years together and the release of their 7th album Blood Money. They are supported by DJ Peril, Suburban Intellect, Weapon X and Ken Hell as well as Justice and Kaos.

What:
Ben Sansbury: The Gigablaster

When:
Until August 13

Where:
Someday Gallery, L3, Curtin House, 252 Swanston St

How much:
Free

 

Description:
If you haven’t had the chance to check out London artist Ben Sansbury’s show at Someday Gallery yet make sure you do so before it closes. Apocalyptic, garish and truly bizarre the exhibition includes colour prints, cut-and-paste imagery and site-specific sculptures.

 
   
 
 

In just a couple of weeks, our city will be inundated with champagne, really good looking models, and some serious fashion. Motorola Melbourne Spring Fashion Week hails the warmer weather with seven days of parades, functions and fashion-related banter from September 4 – 10. We have a double pass to the Future Project Parade featuring designers Mad Cortes, Kirrily Johnston, Arabella Ramsay, Alpha 60, Obus, Gorman and Tina Kalivas on Tuesday September 5, plus the after party at Honkytonks to giveaway. Just answer the following question.

 

This week’s question:
At the end of the film Zoolander unleashed the…

a) blue steel
b) magnum
c) ferrari
d) sternum

Congratulations to the five winners of last week’s SKID180 tickets, you know who you are. This week it might be you, or it might not. To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

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