Wednesday 26th April – 3rd May

Happy birthday to us. For the past year ThreeThousand has been holding up a mirror to Melbourne, reflecting some of the things that make our city beautiful, and occasionally, some of the things that make it ugly. But if you think we are going to spend this issue reminiscing like sissies or shedding nostalgic tears - then forget it.

ThreeThousand Issue 052 is all about moving forward. It’s called momentum, and it’s what we rely on each week to fill this publication and what we all use to inspire our daily lives.

ThreeThousand celebrates its first birthday vicariously through the good work of others. We feature new inner city gallery Neon Parc, a local band with a foreign name Moscow Schoolboy, and an insightful publication. We also cover Michel Gondry’s new film Dave Chappelle's Block Party, Swedish denim Cheap Monday’s and shiny new shop L E F T.


 

We would also like to take this opportunity to thank all our readers. To those who have supported us, abused us, laughed with us and laughed at us. To those who have told their friends and to those who have told us to get lost - we love you all. Issue 053 will be introducing some changes so look out for a bigger, better, brighter, badder ThreeThousand landing in your inbox next week.

ThreeThousand Issue 052 – make a wish

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Horoscopes
Kraftwerk
Hot Little Hands
McSweeney’s Issue 18 
Loud Shirt Day
Parkour
PSFK
Tiki parties
Angus Diet

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Scientology
Homework
Frost bite
McDonalds
Hearing damage
Peter Parker
GHB
Contiki Tours
Air diet

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

All good things must come to an end. Fortunately for you there’s still time to taste-test the delectable ‘Kids Stay Free’ exhibition at Neon Parc, before the gallery switches to solo showings.

Home to 11 artists, the squat, unassuming gallery which opened at the start of April is currently home to a mix of installation art, print and canvas by an eclectic selection of Australians. Highlights include prints by Paul Knight, who recently exhibited at Sydney’s MCA and Lane Cormick’s tempting texta, tape, coin and wood construction ‘One hundred buck’. 

Worth an extra-long look is the foetal wax-splash installation ‘It came out of me’ by ANU graduate Noël Skrzypczak, who manipulates psychological ink-blot tests into fleshy wall acrylics.

Next up is a solo exhibition by Colleen Ahern (pictured), so run don’t walk to sample this collaborative selection before it’s too late…

What:
'Kids Stay Free' at Neon Parc

Where:
1/53 Bourke St, Melbourne (down McIlwraith Place)

When:
Wed-Sat 12-6pm

How much:
Free

Contact:

9663 0911 or info@neonparc.com.au
 
 
 

Denim, it seems, isn’t just a material. It’s a social classifier, a status symbol, a sex invite, a controversy and sometimes, a stigma.

It’s denim as much as music taste that separates the indie kids from the hip-hop crowd. It’s denim, not guns, that gave cowboys whip-cracking-cred, and denim (a’la stone wash) that made the '80s cool again (well, sort of).

So when we’re talking denim, we’re talking personality, or split personalities – we’re talking a reflection of who we want to be on any given day.

Monday is a good day to be cheap while still being classy, and Cheap Monday is a breed of denim in which you can be who ever the hell you want. They stretch, they groove, they shrink if you wash them really hot, and best of all they’re stained three shades of blue. Embrace your inner cheapskate.

What:
Cheap Monday jeans

Where:
Alphaville, L1, 262 Brunswick St, Fitzroy and
Bobby’s Cuts, shop 4, 237 Flinders Lane (down Scott Alley)

When:
Alphaville: Mon-Thurs 11-6, Fri 11-7, Sat 11-6, Sun 12-5
Bobby’s: Mon-Thurs 10-6, Fri 10-8, Sat 10-5, Sun 12-5

How much:
RRP $95 - $110

Contact:
Bobby’s 9663 4030, Alphaville 94164296
 
   
 
 
 

Back in the day, the Gertrude side of Fitzroy was a hub of winos, dole bludgers and the occasional red-light lady. Not much has changed, but thankfully there are now more galleries, eateries and fashion-conscious boutiques to create balance.

Paint still fresh on the walls, L E F T is the latest addition to Gertrude’s line-up. Amidst a custom-designed space of spider-worked cable and raw brick, owner Nellie has compiled an array of labels from Japan (Yohji Yamamoto), France, and Italy (Carpe Diem, hung on butcher-style meat hooks), plus Phenotype’s hand-fashioned leather and metal moulded accessories.

While it’s no bargain basement venture, if you’re after a special treat L E F T’s melt-in-your-mouth leather jackets or Yamamoto knits are good enough to eat, wear, or sell on Smith St if you’re strapped for cash.

What:
L E F T

Where:
161 Gertrude St, Fitzroy

When:
Mon-Sat 12–6

Contact:
9419 9292 or left@left-fashion.com.au
 
 
 

The word ‘empire’ is usually associated with the grandiose. A term as loaded as a Bonaparte cannon, it conjures up images, words and disjointed feelings that involve a combination of progress and destruction, gain and loss. However, something that empires don’t associate with often enough is the idea of the individual.

In Personal Empires, creative team ‘And Collective have taken the concept of empire away from the ham-hock hands of global politics and placed it in the care of the individual. 13 artists, illustrators and writers including Rik Lee, Dan Rule, Kat McLeod, Amy Alexander and Justine Ellis provide insights into their own micro-empires and respond to set tasks that help to define the worlds we construct around ourselves.

Personal Empires raises flags in different forms. Not to conquer, not to dominate, not to alienate or to boast or brag, but simply to explore ideas of relevance, creativity and most importantly identity.

What:
Personal Empires

Who:
And Collective

Where:
Queen Clothing, Artisan Books, Brunswick Street Books, Monkhouse Design, LUPA, Greville Street Books, NGV Shop, Metropolis Books, Sticky, Craft Victoria, Paperback Books

How much:
RRP $25
 
   
 
 
 

Moscow Schoolboy have a sound that will corrupt and comfort you at the same time. The musical equivalent of a tequila shot, their songs are about promoting promiscuity, eroding guilt, warming your soul, dismissing regret, heightening your senses and removing your inhibitions.

Their debut EP My Sister and the Devil is fiery disco rock at its sex-charged best. The potent vocals of Jess Cornelius are what every femme fatale should sound like, and, if you allow us some effusive comparisons, you could say the EP combines The Long Blondes energy, PJ Harvey’s depth and Le Tigre -esque sass.

My Sister and the Devil is a challenge to conservatism both morally and musically. Moscow Schoolboy prove that there is nothing wrong with a bit of theatricality in music and nothing wrong with being explicit in a city that is renowned for being understated.

Feel free to dress in black but don’t be afraid to paint the town red. My Sister and the Devil is due for national release on May 6th.

What:
My Sister and the Devil EP

Who:
Moscow Schoolboy

On:
Silent Partner Recordings / Inertia

Moscow Schoolboy’s MySpace:
www.myspace.com/moscowschoolboy
 
 
 

"What do you get when you mix 5000 blacks, 19 whites and 1 Mexican?" How about if you merge Director Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) with smart-ass comic Dave Chappelle? Answer: one thumpin Block Party.

Welcome to a world where the music’s cranked five-past loud, the beat is pounding, the crowd dirty and the air fused with attitude. From geriatric Ohio ‘white ladies’ to ‘the bad ass mothers’ of NYC, everyone’s invited to Brooklyn’s Quincy St for a once-in-a-lifetime music fest courtesy of Mr David Chappelle.

Featuring some of America's biggest hip hop artists such as Dead Prez, The Fugees, Erykah Bad and Kanye WestDave Chappelle’s Block Party cuts rehearsal shots with candid characters and music clips, pounding the entire 109 minutes with party flavour.

So whether you are a woofer or a tweeter, have even the smallest interest in music, or just like a good party then don’t miss this film.

What:
Dave Chappelle’s Block Party

Where:
General Release

When:
In cinemas May 4

Watch the trailer:
here
 
   
 
 

What:
Shake Some Action

When:
Thursday April 27, 9pm

Where:
onesixone, 161 High St, Prahran

 

Description:
Hot Little Hands and Plug in City play onesixone. Following the bands is DJ Streetparty, Trantecro and friends, with the latest electro rock/pop and indie remixes.


What:
Blow Up!

When:
Friday April 28, 9pm

Where:
Pony, 68 Little Collins Street, Melbourne

How much:
$6 on the door, we think

 

Description:
Embrace the ‘60s when Betsy Jinxx and Lil' Debbie Deville from Man’s Ruin Burlesque perform a seriously kitsch 60’s safari number and sassy solo routine. Romp and stomp as the girls get go-go during The Breadmakers set, and stay for Blow Up! DJ's Emma Peel, El Bastardo and Co.

What:
Tristram Shady: A Cock and Bull Story (part of Comedy@Trades)

When:
Saturday April 29, 10.45pm

Where:
Trades Hall, cnr Lygon and Victoria St, Carlton

How much:
$10 online or win tickets here

 

Description:
Madman cinema presents a one-off screening of Director Michael Winterbottom’s (24 Hour Party People, Nine Songs) bawdy romp. Adapted from “The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shady, Gentleman”, the flick won’t be in cinemas for months, so get in now for a sneak-peak. Features a massive star cast including Steve Coogan, Rob Brydon, Jeremy David Walliams (Little Britain) and Jeremy Northam.

What:
Modular Monthly featuring Simian Mobile Disco

When:
Friday April 28, 9pm

Where:
Honkytonks, Duckboard Place (off Flinders Lane), Melbourne

How much:
$20 + b/f, from Central Station and Fat

 

Description:
Here we go again. Always loud, hot and hazy, the Modular Monthly hits Melbourne before moving up Sydney way. This month’s line-up stocks East London rave ragu Simian Mobile Disco mixing everything from hip hop to Turkish trance. Plus Melb boys Midnight Juggernauts (DJ set), Darling, Agent 86, DJ Streetparty and Modular DJs.

What:
Tiki Party

When:
Sunday April 30, 8pm

Where:
Manchuria, upstairs 7 Waratah Place, Melbourne

How much:
Free

 

Description:
Andre predicted it…and Manchuria has confirmed ‘Tiki’ as a new breed of beverage. Dress as a Tiki god to celebrate the launch of the inaugural ‘Tiki’ cocktail, and you might be allowed access to a “mysterious and sacred Tiki punch”. Sponsored by Appleton’s Rum, think like a ukulele and hula on down.

 
   
 
 

As the city freezes over, it’s always a little harder to get into party mode. Here’s some motivation. We’ve scored tickets to one of 2004’s biggest parties. It stars America’s hottest musicians, it’s indoors, toasty warm and there’s popcorn. Five double passes to Dave Chappelle’s Block Party, valid for the entire cinematic season are up for grabs.

 

This weeks question:
In 2005, Dave Chappelle walked away from $50 million deal and which American TV show?

a) Chappelle’s Show
b) Saturday Night Live
c) The Culture Club
d) The Tonight Show

To be in the running send your answer to win@threethousand.com.au

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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Barrie Barton
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Editor
Chris Barton
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Deputy Editor
Nadia Saccardo
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Design Monkeys
tin&ed
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Contributing Monkeys
Charlotte McInnes
Nigel Carboon
Reuben Ruiter
Tom Hyde
Will Larnach-Jones
Max Olijnyk
Ana Cecilia
Toby Temper Temper
Jade Barclay
Joanna Weekes
Blingrid
Pollyanna
Jeanne Tan
Annie Fox
Dan Honey
Richard Hack
Lewis Mulvey
Richard Janko
Tom Jackson
Nick Sweeney
Lauren Katsikitis
Reuben Acciano
Lucy Morieson
Dana Nikanpour
Kath Loftus
Jonah DeMallory