Wednesday 5th – 12th October

Last week was scratchy - we admit it. But this week ThreeThousand is smoother than a long pair of legs in a short Derby Day skirt. If you haven't got used to our new homepage yet please re-familiarise yourself immediately, and if you're a real technocrat make sure you bookmark it as well.

Our Podcast page now has an interview with Julian from The Presets and some news about their new album Beams which is, just quietly, a little stroke of genius.

In the email this week we have all manner of sub-cultural shenanigans. If you haven't discovered the delights of Another Magazine yet find out what you are missing out on in READ. Feel all fuzzy at the sheer sight of the Dior Homme broach' in GOODS. Discover the sinister delights of James Lynch in Uplands Gallery, and just generally get amongst it as life's social programme gathers speed.

 

ThreeThousand - Love it, use it and spread it like the bird flu.

Cover photo taken by Anthony Teoah. If you would like to submit a cover photo, email photo@tinanded.com.au
 
 
 
         
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Terry Towelling
Bums
Being gay
Beauty parlour girls
Temper Temper
Bung eyes
Spring flowers

Tell what's cool cool@threethousand.com.au

 


Terry Richardson
Bombs
Acting gay
Beauty pageant girls
Temper tantrums
Skunk eyes
Spring rolls

Tell us what's fool fool@threethousand.com.au

 
   
 
 
 

Straddling the Little Greece and Chinatown pockets of the city is Waratah Place, and nestled in amongst Club X, Erotica Plus, Cheapaway Bottleshop and the nastiest dumpling houses we find Uplands Gallery. From this charming and eclectic cityscape, we travel upstairs to enter the dreamscapes of James Lynch.

Each of Lynch's paintings is like a window into an obscure dollhouse. Within the domestic settings we find collages of painted images, incoherent and incongruous, like a mash-up of dream stills. Unashamedly frank dreams such as Sleeping with my dead grandma. are painted in an appropriately unembellished way so as to present their simplicity and their inherent strangeness. Upon exiting the exhibition the viewer should find themselves mentally comfortable and reassured, even if they are geographically between a rock and a hard place.

What:
James Lynch, Some new paintings and a zoetrope

Where:
Uplands Gallery Level 1, 12 Waratah Place, Off Little Bourke/Lonsdale St

When:
Until October 8
 
 
 

It may not be cheap but this Dior Homme Broche is worth every penny. Looking like a Ding Dong boy on his way to a band or to spray paint your car, it fuses design and contemporary culture in a way that makes it an instant classic. It broods like Donnie Darko and has a style like, well, Dior Homme. There are certain details that this hack photographer didn't capture so it is worth making the trip in to visit the girls of Ipanema, to say hello, and look at all the other beautiful stuff currently in store at Assin. There is only one in store so be quick, this little indie misfit is looking for someone to love.

What:
Dior Homme Broche

Where:

Assin, 138 Little Collins St , Melbourne 3000

How Much:

$250

Contact:
03 9654 0158 or
thegirls@assin.com.au
 
   
 
 
 

If you thought that Richmond was a suburb full of churches, pubs and footballers, you were right. Yet, amongst the thorns of this bush, is a rose or two, and one by the name of Hollie Sweet

A fragrant salon of luxury best describes this Richmond boutique that delivers 'fashion, art, design and style.' Sweetness abounds within in the form of couture, confectionary and coquettes. Why not try the musk-stick sweetness of Lover or the liquorice-allsort diversity of Kate Slyvester? Alternatively, put your pennies toward some exquisite Parisian nougat or decadent New York chocolate. No doubt you'd need the fortune of Veruca Salt to satiate all your desires, so beware those with a sweet tooth and jolly wallets!

What:
Hollie Sweet

Where:
525 Church Street , Richmond

Contact:
ph. 9421 4409
 
 
 

Birthday's are crap. They happen once a year and remind you of your age while people try to distract you from this horrible fact with presents. Unlike birthdays, Another Magazine happens twice a year and instead of highlighting mortality and wrinkles it celebrates beauty and inspires creativity. With an honesty and insight rarely found in publications Another Magazine goes beneath the surface of faces both famous and otherwise and wipes the world clean leaving it shimmering like a lipstick free wine glass.

Issue 009 Autumn/Winter features Jodie Foster, Lucian Freud and Tilda Swinton in detail and dips into the minds of many others. In the words of Jefferson Hack 'Another Magazine is for people who know the difference between talent and a pretty face' and who can differentiate between integrity, determination and just plain luck.

Another Magazine is better than a birthday as well as being an amazing gift.

What:
Another Magazine Issue 009 Autumn/Winter 2005

Where:

All good bookstores but definitely at Borders

How Much:

$31.95
 
   
 
 
 

Wolves are the flavour of the month; which is much better than being a flavour for a wolf if you know what we mean? Canadian foursome Wolf Parade's debut album Apologies to the Queen Mary is like a swift kick in the back of the knees; it's sonic, it's punchy and it's got rhythm so good you'll wanna jump on your bed and/or punch the air. 'Fancy Claps' is as great as the title suggests, almost three minutes of jangly, hip and shoulder shaking poprock. 'You are a Runner.' has a syncopated, nervy energy reminiscent of their fellow Canuck admirers Modest Mouse's Lonesome Crowded West , overlayed with raspy vocals, swamp rock guitar and clashing percussion. The Cobain-esque vocals on 'Same Ghost Every Night' define a slower, rockier, synthed-up sound and shows versatility without being contradictory. Regardless of hype or whether you are Monarchist or Republican Apologies to the Queen Mary should definitely be on the top of your to-do list.

What:
Apologies To The Queen Mary

Who:

Wolf Parade

On:

Stomp / Subpop
 
 
 

For too long, Australian TV has been dominated by bland monopolising comedians such as Rove and the Skithouse clan. We have been subjected to mediocrity while craving quality equal to The Office (the British version) or Little Britain - to the point where many of us have given up on the idiot box all together. As a result, many of us missed We Can Be Heroes during its short run on the ABC.

Fortunately, this hilarious comedy is available on DVD. Written and performed by Chris Lilley, We Can Be Heroes follows the journeys of five wannabe Australians Of The Year. Daniel Sims (SA), Ja'mie King (NSW), Pat Mullins (W.A), Phil Olivetti (QLD) and Ricky Wong (VIC) are all in contention and are all equally absurd and terrifying. We Can Be Heroes is dangerously close to home and will make you reel in laughter and help you to find humour in the pages of the Herald Sun.

What:
We Can Be Heroes

Where:
Video Store or at the ABC shop

Watch Some Clips:
here
 
   
 
 
 

If there's something that graphic designers do well, it's filling small spaces with aesthetics whilst leaving enough room to counter any claustrophobia. Kate and Jade at SwitchBoard have done precisely this, adding caffeine and tasty fare to the equation to heighten the pleasure. Occupying two tiny 'display cabinets' in the foyer of that grand ol' dame, The Manchester Unity Building (formerly occupied by Kiosk A and Little Screen), SwitchBoard combines expertly executed coffee by Supreme, truly delicious toasties and cakes to make your Nanna proud. Mannequins along Collins Street will be abandoning their own windows for a spot in this one for sure.

What:
SwitchBoard

Where:

Foyer, Manchester Unity Building
220 Collins Street

Info:
Open Mon-Fri, 7 - 5
 
 

What:
Diamanda Galás
Defixiones: Orders From The Dead

When:
Friday 7 Oct

Where:

The Arts Centre, Hamer Hall

How much:

Between $19 and $65

For bookings:
Ticketmaster 1300 136 166
or melbournefestival.com.au

 

Description:
We are not going to pretend to know more about this show than we do but word on the street is that this performance (as part of M.I.A.F) is supposed to be amazing. Diamanda Galás also performs Songs Of Exile on Monday 10 th Oct.

What:
Chico Chica

When:
Friday 7th October

Where:

Revolver Upstairs

How much:


 

Description:
Girls vs Boys. Forward thinking male and female Melbourne artists work together to create a fiesta of styles, ideas and innovation. Curated by Deb Fineberg

What:
City City City presents
The Perimeter Motor Show

When:
October 6-8

Where:

Bar Open

How much:

$12 ($10 conc) book through the fringe festival or buy on the door.

 

Description:
This is not just the motor show nor is it at the Thunderdome so don't be scared. Taken from the upcoming album of the same name, The Perimeter Motor Show will be an orchestrated extravaganza of music, sound and fury inspired by the films of LeLouch, Antonioni and more. Presented by one of the most uncompromising musical outfits in the country, The Perimeter Motor Show will feature performances by the whole band, as well as solo spots from Ned Collette and Joe Talia, words by Joseph Pearson, and sundry filmic, animated and theatrical contributions from Michael Fairlie, Karla Pringle, Albert Mishriki, Erick Mitzak and Mark Elliott, Tim McNeilage, Jono Edmonds and a whole lot more. Running over three nights at Bar Open, The Perimeter Motor Show is set to be documented and turned into the first DVD release by Melbourne 's own City City City.

What:
Timberyard Records Showcase

When:
Saturday 8th October

Where:

Ding Dong

How much:

$10

 

Description:
Featuring Riff Random, Damn Arms, Morti Viventi and Bam Bam.

What:
Chunky Move: I Want to Dance Better at Parties

When:
Sun 9th Oct until Sun 15th Oct

Where:

Chunky Move Studio 1, 111 Sturt St , Southbank

How much:

Full $25
Conc $18
Monday all tickets $15

For bookings:
Ticketmaster 1300 136 166
The CUB Malthouse (03) 9685 5111 or
melbournefestival.com.au

 

Description:
Contemporary dance gurus Chunky Move have created an intriguing show based upon interviews with a group of men and their own unique experiences with dance. Family gatherings, dancehalls and nightclubs are all part of this show, nothing is sacred, and it is certain to entertain.

 
   
 
 

Ahh freedom. there's a reason Mel Gibson went to war for it. Without freedom what have you got? Nothin'. Funnily enough free stuff works the same way. This week, we're giving you the change to win one of two Paul Smith prize packs (there's girls and guys stuff, so no one is left out. Well, except the loosers). So in the spirit of war in the name of free stuff answer this very simple question.

 

This weeks question:
What did Little Miss Muffet sit on?

a) A tuffet
b) A Muppet
c) A Crumpet
d) A Trumpet

Send an email with the correct answer to win@threethousand.com.au to win.

 
 

ThreeThousand is a weekly snapshot of Melbourne 's subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers, photographers, sub-cultural attaches and a large troupe of monkeys who enjoy working for peanuts.

Without editorial independence ThreeThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it - not because it's paid for.

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Creative Director/Publisher
Barrie Barton
03 9527 7497
barrie@threethousand.com.au

Editor
Lala Barton
lala@threethousand.com.au

Design Monkeys
tin&ed
www.tinanded.com.au

Contributing Monkeys
Tom Fitzy
Charlotte McInnes
Will Larnach-Jones
Missy Crawford
Sophie Currer
Nigel Carboon
Max Olijnyk
Ana Cecilia
Kath Loftus
Reuben Ruiter
Toby Temper Temper
Jade Barclay
Joanna Weekes
Blingrid
Pollyanna
Jeanne Tan
Annie Fox
Dan Honey