WEDNESDAY 31ST OCTOBER

Ten things that scare us about Halloween:

Axe wielding decapitations
Giant pumpkins
Headless ecstasy. (This also excites us)
Staying in
Cavities
Friendly bogans. They also intrigue us.
Razorblades in apples. Be safe and bite a burrito
Poverty
These two
The horror of it all

 

 

TwoThousand. the horror of it all.

Cover photo by Craig Redman. If you would like to submit a cover shot email nadia@rightanglepublishing.com

 
     
     


Images around Shoreditch and Soho, London, courtesy of Vic Frankowski.

 

REAL LIFE SPACE INVADERS
COLLECTING LISTS
BATMAN’S DECISION MAKING
BOOZLE
CUSTOMISED MOLESKINE
JO DUCK
DUMBLEDORE PRIDE
PUPAE IN A CAN
KUWAII NOT

Tell what's cool
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REAL LIFE SPACE MEN
COLLECTING LICE
EXECUTIVE DECISION MAKER
BOOZE HAGS
TOM MABE
THE MOLE
ROWLING HATE
FRENCH FRY HOT DOG
HAWAII

Tell us what's fool
fool@twothousand.com.au

 

WHAT
ACNE PAPER

WHERE
ONLINE HERE

HOW MUCH
AROUND $48 FOR A TWO YEAR SUBSCRIPTION (4 ISSUES)


Direct from the Swedish creative super-group, issue 5 of ACNE PAPER chews the lean sinew of elegance. It’s hard to argue with a publication so generous. It sizes an ample 40x30 cm and 122 pages worth of features that don’t cut corners. In between the satisfying word count, the photography is so devastatingly beautiful you’ll forget you’re reading a magazine that cost you as much as your lunch.

Hubert De Billy and Edouard Cossy will show you the way to contentment via a flute of Pol Roger Champagne. Brian Greene lures your eye up to the simple economy of our galaxy. And Camille Bidault-Waddington teases Jarvis Cocker for wearing similar colours to her.

ACNE PAPER issue 5 can be summed up in Paulo Melim Andersson’s words: “Elegance is hybrid. It’s an orchid that looks different every time. An undefined nimbus. It’s like the stars. You dream of them, but you will never get there.” – p.72

No doubt ACNE PAPER will give you plenty to dream about.

By Isabel Dunstan

 

WHAT
PLUG-IN CITY EP

WHO
PLUG-IN CITY

ON
MODULAR

MYSPACE
HERE

WIN
ONE OF FIVE EPS, JUST EMAIL WIN@TWOTHOUSAND.COM.AU WITH YOUR POSTAL ADDRESS AND THE SUBJECT 'GOODBYE STRAP-ON-COUNTY'

Pixelated palm trees blur into the background as your cherry red Lambo speeds into the sunset. That’s the scene set in the video game world of PLUG-IN CITY, the latest foot soldiers from Modular Records' ‘80s dance dance revolution.

This heaving, seething Melbourne five-piece wield slinky bass lines, squelching synths and urgent flock-of vocals. Casey Rice’s production is spot-on as always, with shimmering guitars, warm thick bass, and moody atmosphere. And while they’ve got some catchy pop hooks, the best bits on the PLUG-IN CITY EP are the occasional atonal chord change, or the off-kilter rhythm – the bits that make this more moody than MIAMI VICE.

Grab your Ray-Bans, it’s gonna be a hot summer in PLUG-IN CITY. Which kicks ass over a cold winter in Strap-on County.

By Wilfred Brandt

 

WHAT
THE PR

WHERE

236A RILEY ST, SURRY HILLS

WHEN
MON-WED 11AM-7PM, THUR-FRI 11AM-8PM, SAT 11AM-6PM, SUN 11AM-5PM

CONTACT
02 9211 4436

Some moments in life, however superficial, stick in your mind. One of these was in a second floor boutique in Melbourne called Marais. On the counter in this boutique there was a book, and in this book was a label called Preen. It was the start of a deconstructed love affair, an affair that lingered from silk blouse to sharp blazer, through payday to credit card debt.

Greer Warnken and Melissa Thompson understand the joy and pain of a material love. They opened the The Private Rich on Riley Street last month and filled it with rare labels such as Burfit from France, England’s Eley Kishimoto, Future Classics and Preen. Let the credit debauchery begin.

By Nadia Saccardo

 

WHAT
VR MORRISON: THE BLOOD AND THE BOURGEOISIE

WHERE
SULLIVAN + STRUMPF FINE ART, 44 GURNER STREET, PADDINGTON

WHEN
UNTIL NOV 11, TUES-FRI 10AM-6PM, SAT 11AM-5PM, SUN 2PM-5PM

HOW MUCH
FREE

CONTACT
SULLIVAN + STRUMPF FINE ART, 02 9331 8344

In life, there are a few things that simply go together. Peanut butter and honey. Lazaro Hernandez and Jack McCollough. Kevin Rudd and 2007. But, as any devotee of CSI will tell you, one combination is sweeter than all the others: sex and violence.

Like beautiful road kill, it’s impossible not to drop a gear, roll down the window and gawk at broken beauty. And as an artist with a background in fashion design and stage make-up, VR Morrison understands how to bring the exquisite fascination of glamour and gore to life on canvas.

In this exhibition Morrison teams pretty perfume bottles with bird carcasses, delicate white peep-toes with wicked-looking rope and ruby-lipped babes with headless ecstasy. It’s like flicking through the pages of VOGUE and marveling at heinous secrets revealed behind the seductive smiles and long lashes. Hot.

By Jade Warne

 

WHAT
30 DAYS OF NIGHT

WHERE
SELECTED CINEMAS

WHEN
OPENS NOV 8

WATCH THE TRAILER
HERE

WIN
ONE OF FIVE DOUBLE PASSES, JUST EMAIL WIN@TWOTHOUSAND.COM.AU WITH YOUR POSTAL ADDRESS AND THE SUBJECT

30 DAYS OF NIGHT is a vampire lore twisting suspense gorefest, set in the Arctic Circle in the town of Borrow during a month of darkness - with a bunch of anonymous and very hungry blood suckers.

Directed by HARD CANDY'S David Slade uses editing and teasing tight shots to create a genuinely suspenseful film. The visual style is graphic and unique, utilising a desaturated colour palette and styling that is lifted from Ben Templesmith’s original comic book drawings.

The strengths of the film are its vampires and the town. The weakness are the heroes. But in typical horror film lore you know that most of them are gonna die anyway.

Produced by Sam Raimi's film company Ghost House Pictures. Raimi claims 30 DAYS is a throw back to making films like EVIL DEAD and that is probably the best way to approach this film. It’s suspense horror with a strong dose of gore, including juicy flesh eating, bodies in sewerage grinders and g axe wielding decapitations.

Good family fun.

By Gabriel Clark

 

WHAT
WILLIAM GRIFFITHS

WHERE
ZAMBESI, 5 GLENMORE ROAD, PADDINGTON

HOW MUCH
FROM $55

CONTACT
03 9419 2547

Westwood and McQueen. Both are fashion visionaries, and both are mildly annoying due to their frequent reference by fashion students who think they know something we don’t.

William Griffiths however, can reference them till the kids cark it. The jewellery designer has worked with both maestros, on top of crafting a skull staff for Billy Idol, pieces for Angelina Jolie and Marilyn Manson, and films such as THE CROW and 30 DAYS OF NIGHT.

You’d expect someone with an A-list following to be swanning it in a London penthouse. But William is perfectly happy operating out of his Gertrude Street store in Melbourne. If you haven’t picked it already, his stuff is dark. It mixes the medieval, religious iconography and tattoos into highly crafted rings, necklaces, bracelets and earrings. This isn’t the kind of thing you’d buy your mum. It’s powerful and a little twisted.

By Nadia Saccardo

 

WHAT
TOMATILLO

WHERE
40B DARLINGHURST RD, KINGS CROSS

WHEN
MON 5PM-10PM, TUES - THURS 11.30AM -10PM, FRI - SAT 11.30AM – LATE, SUN 11.30AM-10PM

HOW MUCH
MUY POCO

CONTACT
HERE OR 02 9326 0900

Any buddy who’s visited the U.S. will tell you there is an amazing abundance of good, cheap Mexican joints all over the map. Yet despite having nearly every other facet of American culture jammed down our throats, we Aussies have always missed out.

Our new amigo Tomatillo is here to help turn the tide, offering tasty authentic Mexi-grub at super affordable prices. This few-frills, fast-food, sit-down serves margaritas and a very authentic selection of Mexi-beers. Plus they play Reggae and are super friendly. Situated smack dab in the clogged artery heart of The Cross, it’s a great place to unwind after paying to see boobies with a hot-sauce soaked burrito. Muchos gracias, senor!

By Wilfred Brandt

 

WHAT
BOGAN BINGO

WHERE
NEW BRIGHTON HOTEL, 71-73 THE CORSO, MANLY

WHEN
WED OCT 31, 8PM

HOW MUCH
FREE

CONTACT
HERE

Move over nanna. Bingo is now the forte of acid washed, yahoo-ing bogans. And they have a cause.

Started as a half joke by Darren Hilsley and backed by Melbourne DJ Dave Chestwig (Us v Them and Meccanoid), Bogan Bingo has turned into less of a joke and more of a 'BLAZE OF GLORY'.

The Bogan Bingo tour, 'Balls on Fire', is all in aid of The Australian Prostate Cancer Foundation. All profits go straight to the charity to advance research on a prevention and cure. Not that we need an excuse to team our footy shorts with our flannos and use the word 'strewth' excessively.

By Hayley Morgan

WHAT
W A Y S I D E G I G

WHERE
THE GAELIC CLUB, 64 DEVONSHIRE ST, SURRY HILLS

WHEN
THURS NOV 1, 7PM

HOW MUCH
$22 + B/F FROM MOSHTIX

 

ONLY REALLY BAD PEOPLE AREN’T GOING TO TURN UP TO THIS SHOW BECAUSE THE PROCEEDS ARE ALL HEADED BACK INTO HELPING THE WAYSIDE CHAPEL DO WHAT IT DOES BEST, HELPING. IN RETURN YOU GET TO SEE A FASHION SHOW FEATURING MARNIE SKILLINGS AND AN EXHIBITION SHOWING BECI ORPIN’S LATEST WORKS. AS IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH FAIT ACCOMPLI ARE HEADLINING WITH SUPPORT FROM TOKYO BLONDE AND RIPPING DYLANS. - GK

WHAT
JMAG LAUNCH

WHERE
CANDY’S APARTMENT, 22 BAYSWATER RD, KINGS CROSS

WHEN

THURS NOV 1, 7PM

HOW MUCH
FREE ENTRY, BUT LIMITED CAPACITY SO COME EARLY OR RISK BEING A SARDINE

 

COME AND HELP CELEBRATE THE NOVEMBER ISSUE OF TRIPLE J’S LATEST FRANCHISE – THE J MAG. THE MAG ITSELF IS ACTUALLY PRETTY RAD - THERE ARE INTERVIEWS, TIX TO BE WON AND WORDY TREATS ON THE LIKES OF PJ HARVEY, KELLY SLATER AND ANGUS AND JULIA STONE. THE LAUNCH IS LIKE A MUSICAL SCORE TO THE MAGAZINE WITH URTHBOY, GRAFTON PRIMARY, BUMBLEBEEZ, SOFT TIGERS, GHOSTWOOD AND SOME OF THE TRIPLE J DJ’S JUMPING ONSTAGE TO KEEP IT ALL MOVING. - KB

WHAT
THE INAUGURAL BONDI-WAVERLEY INVITATIONAL SQUASH OPEN

WHERE
BONDI-WAVERLEY SQUASH CLUB, 8 DENISON ST, BONDI JUNCTION

WHEN
SAT NOV 3, 12PM-5PM

HOW MUCH
FREE

 

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO CATCH SOME OF THE FINEST TUNED SQUASH PLAYERS IN SYDNEY WHO NEVER QUITE MADE IT ONTO THE PRO CIRCUIT. WATCH AS THEY BATTLE IT OUT FOR ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGOUS TROPHIES ON OFFER WITH THE SILKIEST OF SLICES AND THE MOST FINESSED OF FOREHANDS. PERHAPS EVEN MORE HOTLY CONTESTED WILL BE THE BEST DRESSED AWARD WITH A SUBSTANTIAL SPENDING SPREE ON OFFER FOR THE WINNER COURTESY OF CREAM ON CROWN. OF COURSE THERE WILL BE COMPLIMENTARY GATORADE FOR THE LADIES UPON ARRIVAL. - GK

WHAT
MELBOURNE CUP

WHERE
ROYAL HOTEL, 237 GLENMORE RD, PADDINGTON.

SHAKESPEARE HOTEL, 200 DEVONSHIRE ST, SURRY HILLS.

ABERCROMBIE HOTEL, CNR ABERCROMBIE ST AND BROADWAY, CHIPPENDALE


WHEN

TUES NOV 6, 3.10PM

HOW MUCH
DEPENDS

 

IN AN EFFORT TO MATCH OUR SOUTHERN SIBLINGS’ ENTHUSIASM FOR MELBOURNE CUP DAY, WE’VE COME UP WITH THE TWO THOUSAND TOP THREE CUP PUBS.

1. THE ROYAL HOTEL - PROBABLY BEST IF YOU WANT TO PRETEND YOU’RE ACTUALLY TRACKSIDE. DRESS TO THE NINES AND ACT AS IF THE TAB IS A BOOKIE.

2. SHAKESPEARE HOTEL - ONCE YOU’VE LOST ALL YOUR HARD EARNED ON MYSTERY TRIFECTAS AND THE OFFICE SWEEP YOU AREN’T EXACTLY GOING TO BE ON A CHAMPAGNE BUDGET. YOU’RE HAVING STEAK FOR DINNER.

3: ABERCROMBIE HOTEL - THINK OF IT AS GETTING A HEAD START FOR THE WEEKEND. AVOID THE QUEUES AND THE COVER CHARGE THAT YOU LOST ON THE DONKEY THAT CAME IN LAST PLACE. - GK

WHAT
PATRICK WOLF

WHERE
METRO THEATRE, 624 GEORGE STREET, SYDNEY

WHEN
THURS NOV 8, 8PM

HOW MUCH
$38+B/F FROM THE METRO

 

STARTING OUT ON HAND ME DOWN KEYBOARDS, TOURING WITH BLOC PARTY AND BEING NAMED THE NEXT DAVID BOWIE BY NME – IF ONLY ALL NEW UP-AND-COMING ARTISTS HAD A BIO THAT READ LIKE THIS… DON TIGHT PANTS AND DIG OUT THAT FACE GLITTER - PATRICK WOLF IS BACK AND TWOTHOUSAND IS A PROUD SPONSOR. WATCH YOUR INBOX LATER THIS WEEK FOR FREE TIX. - KB

BY KYLIE BOYD AND GABRIEL KNOWLES

 

 

   

This week’s giveaway gives you all the info, everything you’ll every need to know about one of the world’s strangest directors. Alejandro Jodorowsky is a freak, plain and simple. Not mad, not crazy, not unstable, just a very strange man with a very different way of looking at the world. Filmmaker, comic book author, world leading expert on the tarot, Jodorowsky started the midnight movies with EL TOPO and pissed on every religion in THE HOLY MOUNTAIN.

FYI for those who might be in Paris – every Wednesday he gives free tarot readings at his local cafe. You’ll have to use Zen navigation to find it though as he refused to give up the location in a recent interview at the Chauvel Cinema.

For over 35 years his most iconic films have gone without an official release. Now a mother of a box set ‘The Films of Alejandro Jodorowsky’ (four DVDs, two CDs and 60-page booklet) has been released. Thanks to Siren Visual, we have a copy of this set to fling at you. All you need is a bit of knowledge about the midnight movie phenomenon. (Or Google).

This week’s question:
Which one of the following films was NOT a midnight movie (there were only six, after all)?

a) ERASERHEAD

b) THE HARDER THEY COME

c) BLOW UP

d) EL TOPO

e) THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

To be in the running send your answer and postal address to win@twothousand.com.au, winners will be notified by email.

TwoThousand is a weekly snapshot of Sydney’s subculture, fired by email into the loving arms of people who realise that the best things in life are often hard to find. It is compiled by an amorphous gaggle of writers, stylists, designers and photographers who all like huddling under that big umbrella we like to call creativity. Without editorial independence TwoThousand has nothing. All editorial you read is featured because it's worth it – not because it's paid for.

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GROUP PUBLISHER

Barrie Barton
+ 61 3 9662165
barrie@rightanglepublishing.com

EDITOR
Nadia Saccardo
nadia@rightanglepublishing.com

MUSIC EDITOR
Wilfred Brandt
wilfred@twothousand.com.au

FILM EDITOR
Martyn Pedler
martyn@rightanglepublishing.com

ARTS EDITOR
Jade Warne
jade@twothousand.com.au

STREET PHOTOGRAPHER
Vic Frankowski

CONTRIBUTING MONKEYS

Penny Modra
Isabel Dunstan
Kylie Boyd
Taz
Kashi Somers
Denee Savoia
Gabriel Knowles
Gabriel Clark

INTERN MONKEY
Hayley Morgan